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:''[Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music.]'' | :''[Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. | |
:''Four clowns tumble into room to clown music.'' | :''Four clowns tumble into room to clown music.'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Clowns are funny. | |
:''[Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame.]'' | :''[Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl]] and [[Charlie]]}} AUGH! HELP US! | |
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:''[Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement.]'' | :''[Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Thanks, honey. Bank shot! ''[bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Wow! That's good aim, Dad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, it was my major. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? ''[sees Homer]'' Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle -- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' Stop it, you're killing me! ''[laughs more]'' Seattle. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Luigi]]}} "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum." | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[People get mad.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Luigi}} "I only consider you scum-a compared to [[Krusty]]." | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[People forgive him.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Luigi}} "Yeah, you see how you scum." | |
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:''[Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty.]'' | :''[Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But wait... you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him... I'm Homer Simpson! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, [[Barney Gumble]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Legs]]}} The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Uh, actually, my ''real'' name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- [[Joe Valachi]]! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Louie]]}} The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [[Benedict Arnold]]! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Legs}} The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? | |
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- [Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music.]
- Lenny: Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire.
- Four clowns tumble into room to clown music.
- Homer: Clowns are funny.
- [Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame.]
- Carl and Charlie: AUGH! HELP US!
- [Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement.]
- Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
- Lisa: If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you.
- Homer: Thanks, honey. Bank shot! [bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]
- Lisa: Wow! That's good aim, Dad.
- Homer: Well, it was my major.
- Krusty: OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!
- Homer: Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
- Krusty: OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle --
- Homer: [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle.
- Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins.
- Luigi: "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."
- [People get mad.]
- Luigi: "I only consider you scum-a compared to Krusty."
- [People forgive him.]
- Luigi: "Yeah, you see how you scum."
- [Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty.]
- Homer: But wait... you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him... I'm Homer Simpson!
- Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
- Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
- Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister?
- Homer: Uh, actually, my real name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- Joe Valachi!
- Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?
- Homer: Benedict Arnold!
- Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
