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:''[Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit]'' | :''[Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave. |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} "Hmm, David. | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} "Hmm, David. |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh. |
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:''[Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David]'' | :''[Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Kent}} | + | {{qf|[[Kent]]}} Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down? |
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:''[Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep]'' | :''[Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Helen}} | + | {{qf|[[Helen]]}} Get dressed, Marge. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination! ''[Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover]'' |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} | + | {{qf|Marge}} Hmm, but that’s Michelangelo’s David. It’s a masterpiece. |
| − | {{qf|Helen}} ''[Gasps]'' | + | {{qf|Helen}} ''[Gasps]'' It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil. |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} | + | {{qf|Marge}} But I like that statue. |
| − | {{qf|Maude}} ''[Gasps]'' | + | {{qf|[[Maude]]}} ''[Gasps]'' I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity. |
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:''[Homer watches TV]'' | :''[Homer watches TV]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|TV Announcer}} | + | {{qf|TV Announcer}} It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this? |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} ''[Very interested]'' | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[Very interested]'' One-thousand dollars! |
| − | {{qf|TV Announcer}} | + | {{qf|TV Announcer}} Oh, don't answer yet. |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, sorry. |
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| − | {{qf|Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening}} | + | {{qf|Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening}} They love, and share. |
:They share and love and share. | :They share and love and share. | ||
:Love, love, love, | :Love, love, love, | ||
:Share, share, share. | :Share, share, share. | ||
| − | :The Itchy and Scratchy Show! | + | :The Itchy and Scratchy Show! |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|Homer}} I always knew you'd change the world... for the better. |
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- [Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit]
- Homer: Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave.
- Marge: "Hmm, David.
- Homer: Oh.
- [Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David]
- Kent: Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?
- [Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep]
- Helen: Get dressed, Marge. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination! [Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover]
- Marge: Hmm, but that’s Michelangelo’s David. It’s a masterpiece.
- Helen: [Gasps] It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil.
- Marge: But I like that statue.
- Maude: [Gasps] I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity.
- [Homer watches TV]
- TV Announcer: It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?
- Homer: [Very interested] One-thousand dollars!
- TV Announcer: Oh, don't answer yet.
- Homer: Oh, sorry.
- Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening: They love, and share.
- They share and love and share.
- Love, love, love,
- Share, share, share.
- The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
- Homer: I always knew you'd change the world... for the better.
