Difference between revisions of "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge/Quotes"
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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart the Daredevil|Bart Gets Hit by a Car}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart the Daredevil|Bart Gets Hit by a Car}} | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} "Hmm, David." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Oh." | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent}} "Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?" | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Helen}} "Get dressed, Marge. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination!" ''[Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} "Hmm, but that’s Michelangelo’s David. It’s a masterpiece." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Helen}} ''[Gasps]'' "It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} "But I like that statue." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Maude}} ''[Gasps]''" I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity." | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Homer watches TV]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|TV Announcer}} "It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[Very interested]'' "One-thousand dollars!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|TV Announcer}} "Oh, don't answer yet." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Oh, sorry." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening}} "They love, and share. | |
:They share and love and share. | :They share and love and share. | ||
:Love, love, love, | :Love, love, love, | ||
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:The Itchy and Scratchy Show!" | :The Itchy and Scratchy Show!" | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "I always knew you'd change the world... for the better." | |
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- [Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit]
- Homer: "Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave."
- Marge: "Hmm, David."
- Homer: "Oh."
- [Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David]
- Kent: "Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?"
- [Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep]
- Helen: "Get dressed, Marge. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination!" [Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover]
- Marge: "Hmm, but that’s Michelangelo’s David. It’s a masterpiece."
- Helen: [Gasps] "It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil."
- Marge: "But I like that statue."
- Maude: [Gasps]" I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity."
- [Homer watches TV]
- TV Announcer: "It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?"
- Homer: [Very interested] "One-thousand dollars!"
- TV Announcer: "Oh, don't answer yet."
- Homer: "Oh, sorry."
- Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening: "They love, and share.
- They share and love and share.
- Love, love, love,
- Share, share, share.
- The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"
- Homer: "I always knew you'd change the world... for the better."
