Difference between revisions of "Moonshine River/Quotes"
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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lisa Goes Gaga|Treehouse of Horror XXIII}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lisa Goes Gaga|Treehouse of Horror XXIII}} | ||
:''[Bart visits Jenny's house and he knocks the door. Jenny answers the door]'' | :''[Bart visits Jenny's house and he knocks the door. Jenny answers the door]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Jenny]]''' | + | :'''[[Jenny]]:''' Eat my shorts! |
:''[Jenny shuts the door cuts to Darcy's house. Darcy opens the door]'' | :''[Jenny shuts the door cuts to Darcy's house. Darcy opens the door]'' | ||
:'''[[Darcy]]:''' Drop dead. | :'''[[Darcy]]:''' Drop dead. | ||
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:'''[[Gina]]:''' Eat fist jerk! | :'''[[Gina]]:''' Eat fist jerk! | ||
:''[Gina punches Bart and shuts the cell door]'' | :''[Gina punches Bart and shuts the cell door]'' | ||
| − | :''[Bart is | + | :''[Bart is in front of Nikki McKenna's house. Nikki answers the door.]'' |
| − | :'''[[Nikki McKenna]]''' | + | :'''[[Nikki McKenna]]:''' You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. And not giving me a kiss. |
:''[Bart kisses Nikki.]'' | :''[Bart kisses Nikki.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Nikki''' | + | :'''Nikki:''' Inappropriate! |
:''[Bart faces the opposite direction.]'' | :''[Bart faces the opposite direction.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Nikki''' | + | :'''Nikki:''' I miss you! |
:''[Bart walks towards Nikki.]'' | :''[Bart walks towards Nikki.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Nikki''' | + | :'''Nikki:''' Stalker! |
:''[Bart runs off.]'' | :''[Bart runs off.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Nikki''' Save me! | + | :'''Nikki:''' Save me! |
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:''[Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]'' | :''[Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Cletus Spuckler]]''' | + | :'''[[Cletus Spuckler]]:''' Is you one of my kids? |
| − | :'''[[Bart Simpson]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart Simpson]]:''' No, sir! |
| − | :'''Cletus''' | + | :'''Cletus:''' Prove it! |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' A, B, C - |
| − | :'''Cletus''' | + | :'''Cletus:''' Alright, alright, you convinced me Einstein! |
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:''[Homer consoles Bart on his love life.]'' | :''[Homer consoles Bart on his love life.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave." |
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- [Bart visits Jenny's house and he knocks the door. Jenny answers the door]
- Jenny: Eat my shorts!
- [Jenny shuts the door cuts to Darcy's house. Darcy opens the door]
- Darcy: Drop dead.
- [Darcy shuts the door cuts to Gina's cell. Gina opens the cell]
- Gina: Eat fist jerk!
- [Gina punches Bart and shuts the cell door]
- [Bart is in front of Nikki McKenna's house. Nikki answers the door.]
- Nikki McKenna: You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. And not giving me a kiss.
- [Bart kisses Nikki.]
- Nikki: Inappropriate!
- [Bart faces the opposite direction.]
- Nikki: I miss you!
- [Bart walks towards Nikki.]
- Nikki: Stalker!
- [Bart runs off.]
- Nikki: Save me!
- [Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]
- Cletus Spuckler: Is you one of my kids?
- Bart Simpson: No, sir!
- Cletus: Prove it!
- Bart: A, B, C -
- Cletus: Alright, alright, you convinced me Einstein!
- [Homer consoles Bart on his love life.]
- Homer: "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave."
