Difference between revisions of "Days of Future Future/Quotes"

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Marge: Homie, you can't keep doing this to yourself.

Homer: I'm as healthy as a horse.

Marge: Horses only live 30 years.

Homer: All that's left are clever last words.

Reverent Lovejoy: And so we mourn the loss of Homer J. Simpson. Beloved husband, father and poorly informed sports fan.

Lenny: All he did was yell "traveling" at the screen.

Lisa: Oh... Dad, you're back! Just in time for my recital.

Homer #2: Somebody kill me.

Bart: That man sure loved potato salad.

Lovejoy: We are gathered here to mourn the passing of yet another Homer Simpson. Beloved father, precious memories,

local character, et cetera.

Homer: Yo. Where's my body?

Frink: Oh, you used up all your clones, you fat, fat, fat, reckless, fat pig!

Marge: After 35 years of wifely obedience, I'm married to a face on a screen.

Homer: Not exactly fun and games for me, either, Marge.