Difference between revisions of "The Kid Is All Right/Quotes"

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Lisa: I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?

Isabel: Just what exactly are you saying?

Lisa: I'm just saying that people of your heritage which could be any one of many haritages, I'm not pigeonholing... Is it a catholic thing?

Isabel: I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina.

Bart: Ay, caramba!

Isabel: Do you even know what that means?

Bart: Uh, there's a caramba in my eye?

Isabel: It's the Spanish version of "Hot damn!"

Bart: Ay, caramba!

Isabel: Get a guess, Lisa, I'm a republican.

Lisa: A Lincoln republican?

Isabel: Not really.

Lisa: A Reagan republican?

Isabel: Keep going....

Lisa: First President Bush?

Isabel: Gettin' there....

Lisa: Oh, dear God.

Marge: Lisa, your food is getting cold.

Lisa: It's raw veggie. They're suppose to be cold.

Marge: Well, someone love you put melted butter on them! Thank you, Mr Bergstorm. I tell Lisa you're dropped by.

Marge: Hmm? Lisa, is everything okay?

Lisa: Yes. Why?

Lisa: Because you're doing your homework and you don't look happy.

Lisa: My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a Republican!