Difference between revisions of "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song/Quotes"

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:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]]''': "There's nary an animal alive that out-run a greased Scotsman."
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:'''[[Willie]]:''' There's nary an animal alive that out-run a greased Scotsman.
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:'''[[Jimbo]]''': ''[taunts, holding aloft Skinner's underwear]'' We got Skinner's underpants!  
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:'''[[Kearney]]''': And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. ''Ex''-Principal.
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:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' ''[taunts, holding aloft Skinner's underwear]'' We got Skinner's underpants!  
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:'''Skinner''': That's not true.  I can buy a new pair! ''[checks his wallet]'' No I can't. I needed those, I really did.
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:'''[[Kearney]]:''' And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. ''Ex''-Principal.
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:'''[[Skinner]]:''' That's not true.  I can buy a new pair! ''[checks his wallet]'' No I can't. I needed those, I really did.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah.
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:'''[[Luigi]]:''' You miss-a your friend, huh?
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:'''[[Luigi]]''': Let-a my cooking cheer you up-a.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah.
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:'''Luigi:''' Let-a my cooking cheer you up-a.
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:'''[[Luigi]]''': Get some red crap for the ugly kid-a!
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:'''Luigi:''' Get some red crap for the ugly kid-a!
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:'''Ralph''': ''[sees Santa's Little Helper in the airduct]'' Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
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:'''Miss Hoover''': Ralph, the remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
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:'''[[Ralph]]:''' ''[sees Santa's Little Helper in the airduct]'' Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
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:'''Ralph''': He was going to the bathroom.
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:'''[[Miss Hoover]]:''' Ralph, remember the time you said [[Snagglepuss]] was outside?
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:'''Ralph:''' He was going to the bathroom.
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:'''Skinner''': Children, teachers back to your rooms. Uh-oh, whenever I get this upset I get hiccups. ''(hic)'' Oh, right on cue... ''[teachers and students laugh at him]''
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:'''Skinner:''' Children, teachers back to your rooms. Uh-oh, whenever I get this upset I get hiccups. ''(hic)'' Oh, right on cue... ''[teachers and students laugh at him]''
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{{Season 5|Q}}

Revision as of 02:18, November 19, 2012


Season 5 Episode Quotes
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Willie: There's nary an animal alive that out-run a greased Scotsman.

Jimbo: [taunts, holding aloft Skinner's underwear] We got Skinner's underpants!
Kearney: And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal.
Skinner: That's not true. I can buy a new pair! [checks his wallet] No I can't. I needed those, I really did.

Luigi: You miss-a your friend, huh?
Bart: Yeah.
Luigi: Let-a my cooking cheer you up-a.
[he goes off-screen, into the kitchen]
Luigi: Get some red crap for the ugly kid-a!

Ralph: [sees Santa's Little Helper in the airduct] Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

Skinner: Children, teachers back to your rooms. Uh-oh, whenever I get this upset I get hiccups. (hic) Oh, right on cue... [teachers and students laugh at him]


Season 5 Quotes
Homer's Barbershop Quartet • Cape Feare • Homer Goes to College • Rosebud • Treehouse of Horror IV • Marge on the Lam • Bart's Inner Child • Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood • The Last Temptation of Homer • $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) • Homer the Vigilante • Bart Gets Famous • Homer and Apu • Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy • Deep Space Homer • Homer Loves Flanders • Bart Gets an Elephant • Burns' Heir • Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song • The Boy Who Knew Too Much • Lady Bouvier's Lover • Secrets of a Successful Marriage