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KrustyCare Eterno-Rest Caskets and Headstones

Product Information

Manufacturer:	KrustyCo Inc.
First Appearance:	The Krusty Book

KrustyCare Eterno-Rest Caskets and Headstones was a proposed funeral product line marketed under Krusty's name.

History

The product was considered as part of Krusty's merchandising line but was ultimately rejected before reaching the market. It was included among a number of licensed products that never received final approval.

Appearances

Comic story – The Krusty Book

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Other
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