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{{TB|All right, guess it's just me. I'd like my old regular tee time, please.}}
 
{{TB|All right, guess it's just me. I'd like my old regular tee time, please.}}
 
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{{TB|One moment. {{*}}tapping on keyboard{{*}} Uh, sir? There's a bit of a problem…}}
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{{TB|You've been a member of Springfield Glen for over a decade, but we have no record of your dues ever being paid.}}
 
{{TB|You've been a member of Springfield Glen for over a decade, but we have no record of your dues ever being paid.}}
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{{TB|However, the club has agreed, if you pay your back dues, they will reinstate your membership.}}
 
{{TB|However, the club has agreed, if you pay your back dues, they will reinstate your membership.}}
 
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{{TB|Fine. I'll get them their money, and then we'll see who has the last laugh. Ha-ha er…Ha-er ha!}}
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{{TB|Fine. I'll get them their money, and then we'll see who has the last laugh. Ha-ha er...Ha-er ha!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Golf Course Fountain]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Sorry, members only.}}
 
{{TB|Sorry, members only.}}
 
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{{TB|But, but…}}
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{{TB|But, but...}}
 
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{{TB|That's right. Get your non-member butt outta here.}}
 
{{TB|That's right. Get your non-member butt outta here.}}
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{{TB|There's always room for the finest of the fine — the Mayor!}}
 
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{{TB|I regret to inform you…Springfield Glen is no longer accepting new members. The offer to reinstate you has been rescinded.}}
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{{TB|I regret to inform you...Springfield Glen is no longer accepting new members. The offer to reinstate you has been rescinded.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
 
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{{TB|So I ran around town with this large sack of money for nothing?}}
 
{{TB|So I ran around town with this large sack of money for nothing?}}
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{{TB|Those small-minded idiots at Springfield Glen think that they can have a club that I'm not allowed in? Diamond Joe Quimby gets in whatever club he wants!}}
 
{{TB|Those small-minded idiots at Springfield Glen think that they can have a club that I'm not allowed in? Diamond Joe Quimby gets in whatever club he wants!}}
 
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{{TB|Ahh, Springfield Glen…with the hoyvin-glavin-loop-de-loops and the doyvin-dodgin lower taxes to infinity!}}
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{{TB|Ahh, Springfield Glen...with the hoyvin-glavin-loop-de-loops and the doyvin-dodgin lower taxes to infinity!}}
 
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{{TB|Lisa Simpson, please translate what this goofball is saying.}}
 
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Golf Tees|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Draft Legislation in His Head|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Worry How Responsible She Is|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Professor Frink Promote His Podcast|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Golf Tees|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Draft Legislation in His Head|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Worry How Responsible She Is|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Professor Frink Promote His Podcast|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|…my podcast covers many different social stratas that uphold our boysen-hoyvin society—}}
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{{TB|...my podcast covers many different social stratas that uphold our boysen-hoyvin society—}}
 
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{{TB|I still don't get the Professor. But no matter. Thank you, Miss Simpson. Joe Quimby never forgets a good deed!}}
 
{{TB|I still don't get the Professor. But no matter. Thank you, Miss Simpson. Joe Quimby never forgets a good deed!}}
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{{TB|Do you smell that, Mr. Burns? Freshly-cut grass, the wind in the trees…pure solitude and peace.}}
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{{TB|Quit your waxing on and fetch my clubs. With Springfield Glen finally reopened, it's time to reclaim my Thursday morning tee time.}}
 
{{TB|Quit your waxing on and fetch my clubs. With Springfield Glen finally reopened, it's time to reclaim my Thursday morning tee time.}}
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{{TB|Skip the pleasantries. Just hand me my score card.}}
 
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{{TB|Well, about that… With the increased membership, we've needed to add another golfer to your tee time.}}
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{{TB|Well, about that... With the increased membership, we've needed to add another golfer to your tee time.}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, that won't work for Mr. Burns. He despises most people.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, that won't work for Mr. Burns. He despises most people.}}

Latest revision as of 09:25, September 28, 2025


Tee's Up
Tapped Out Tee's Up Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: Fore!
Required characters: Normal Springfielders, Lisa
Optional characters: Quimby, Squeaky Voice Teen, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Professor Frink, Mr. Burns, Smithers, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): TeesUp
ID(s): 269001 - 269006
Previous quest(s): The Warm Days of Summer
Next quest(s): Fore-Get Me Not


Tee's Up is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fore! content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing The Warm Days of Summer
Quimby Ahh, Springfield Glen. I've made many memories and closed many business deals on those links.
Fat Tony I too have fond memories. Many of these are buried under the sand trap on the 14th hole.
Quimby Say, want to play a round or two?
Fat Tony - Sad And walk on the graves of my enemies? Alas, I should not be spotted in the vicinity.
Quimby All right, guess it's just me. I'd like my old regular tee time, please.
Squeaky Voice Teen One moment. *tapping on keyboard* Uh, sir? There's a bit of a problem...
Squeaky Voice Teen You've been a member of Springfield Glen for over a decade, but we have no record of your dues ever being paid.
Quimby - Confused There must be some mistake.
Squeaky Voice Teen That's what the computer is saying, sir.
Quimby - Annoyed Whom are you going to believe? A computer or the corrupt mayor of this fine city?
Task: "Collect Golf Tees" (x100).
Task: "Make Springfielders Investigate the New Building" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Demand to Speak to a Manager". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Regret Applying to Work Here". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quimby - Stern Counselor, please inform this incompetent teenager that I am an upstanding member of this club and grant me a tee time.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Mr. Mayor, I'm afraid I can't do that. Squeaky Voice Teen is correct. You have not paid dues for your membership for over a decade.
Quimby - Angry But the building just arrived! It didn't exist prior to today.
Blue-Haired Lawyer And yet, you collected taxes on this property before its return to Springfield.
Blue-Haired Lawyer If you force the club to litigate, you will lose.
Quimby - Annoyed This is a new feeling for me — being taken advantage of by my constituents — the very ones I take advantage of!
Blue-Haired Lawyer However, the club has agreed, if you pay your back dues, they will reinstate your membership.
Quimby - Stern Fine. I'll get them their money, and then we'll see who has the last laugh. Ha-ha er...Ha-er ha!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Golf Course Fountain

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Miss Springfield - Surprised Joe? What's the matter?
Quimby - Surprised I'm looking for an overstuffed bag full of cash I left here.
Miss Springfield You mean this? *holds up a large canvas bag with a dollar sign drawn on it*
Quimby Yes! That's it!
Miss Springfield I thought the $ stood for Mi$$ $pringfield.
Miss Springfield Also mi$tress. And divor$e.
Quimby - Annoyed Er, uh, yeah. I'll bet it doesn't stand for $mart.
Task: "Collect Golf Tees" (x125).
Task: "Make Springfielders Crowd the Gates to Springfield Glen" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Return With the Overstuffed Money Bag". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Wiggum - Abrupt All right, back up everyone.
Quimby - Confused Chief Wiggum, what's going on here?
Wiggum - Annoyed Now that it's back, the entire town is trying to peek inside the Country Club. I'm here to stop the peeking.
Quimby Good job, Officer. Now, if you'll just let me by—
Wiggum - Sneaky Sorry, members only.
Quimby - Confused But, but...
Wiggum - Serious That's right. Get your non-member butt outta here.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Susan

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Quimby - Angry What do you mean I'm not allowed in?
Wiggum - Serious The club gave me a list of members, and you're not on it.
Quimby - Annoyed I need to go IN to fix that issue!
Blue-Haired Lawyer Chief Wiggum, there's been a bit of a misunderstanding.
Quimby - Smug Ha! In your face, officer of the law!
Wiggum - Annoyed There's too much drama here. I'm going back to the squad car for a cat nap.
Blue-Haired Lawyer My apologies, Mayor Quimby.
Quimby That's all right. Besides, I've brought my membership dues.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Yes, about that. We need to have a conversation.
Quimby - Annoyed Dear God. I never like when lawyers "need to have a conversation".
Task: "Collect Golf Tees" (x100).
Task: "Make Springfielders Try to Bribe Wiggum to Get Inside" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Blue-Haired Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Clear His Throat". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Test the Heft of the Money Bag". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Since its return, Springfield Glen Country Club has seen an explosion in popularity among our city's finest. Its membership has ballooned.
Quimby - Annoyed There's always room for the finest of the fine — the Mayor!
Blue-Haired Lawyer I regret to inform you...Springfield Glen is no longer accepting new members. The offer to reinstate you has been rescinded.
Quimby - Angry So I ran around town with this large sack of money for nothing?
Snake Not for nothing. Yoink! *snatches the sack out of Quimby's hands and runs* You just helped me!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Quimby - Angry Those small-minded idiots at Springfield Glen think that they can have a club that I'm not allowed in? Diamond Joe Quimby gets in whatever club he wants!
Professor Frink Ahh, Springfield Glen...with the hoyvin-glavin-loop-de-loops and the doyvin-dodgin lower taxes to infinity!
Quimby - Deadpan Lisa Simpson, please translate what this goofball is saying.
Lisa Professor Frink is saying there's a loophole in the tax code that lets places like Springfield Glen pay much lower property taxes than they should.
Lisa They're charged the same rate as ranchers and farmers who worked these lands in the 1800s for playing the fairways today.
Quimby - Sly So, if the loophole was closed, they'd be forced to pay much more today.
Professor Frink Plotzing and plotting, scuttle-scheming a bucket of dastardly-do-wrongs!
Quimby What's he saying?
Lisa - Nervous Sounds like you're up to no good.
Task: "Collect Golf Tees" (x115).
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Draft Legislation in His Head". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Worry How Responsible She Is". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Promote His Podcast". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Professor Frink ...my podcast covers many different social stratas that uphold our boysen-hoyvin society—
Quimby I still don't get the Professor. But no matter. Thank you, Miss Simpson. Joe Quimby never forgets a good deed!
Lisa - Nervous When all I want you to do is forget that my good deed helped you.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Glen Entrance

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Smithers - Excited Do you smell that, Mr. Burns? Freshly-cut grass, the wind in the trees...pure solitude and peace.
Mr. Burns Quit your waxing on and fetch my clubs. With Springfield Glen finally reopened, it's time to reclaim my Thursday morning tee time.
Squeaky Voice Teen Mr. Burns, may I extend to you the full hospitality of Springfield Glen Country Club and thank you for your generous—
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Skip the pleasantries. Just hand me my score card.
Squeaky Voice Teen - Confused Well, about that... With the increased membership, we've needed to add another golfer to your tee time.
Smithers - Annoyed Oh, that won't work for Mr. Burns. He despises most people.
Mr. Burns Hold your mashie, Smithers. It's been a while since I made a friend on the links. Who is this chum I'll be clubbing with?
Task: "Collect Golf Tees" (x165).
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make the Squeaky Voice Teen Look Up Mr. Burns' Partner". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Prepare to Crush His Opponent". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Be Certain Something Will Go Wrong". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Squeaky Voice Teen Here's your partner. Mr. Amadopolis?
Smithers - Nervous Oh dear.
Aristotle Amadopolis - Happy C. Montgomery Burns! Fancy seeing you here!
Mr. Burns - Angry There must be some mistake. What is he doing in this Springfield members-only establishment?
Aristotle Amadopolis The Shelbyville Country Club is still missing. The previous incident at your plant seems to have changed the layout of this city, so why not come here and see what all the fuss is about.
Aristotle Amadopolis - Happy This is quite nice, even if their taste in members leaves a bit to be desired.
Mr. Burns - Angry Smithers, put my clubs back in the Stutz. I'll play next week when this grifter is gone.
Squeaky Voice Teen - Confused Sir, Mr. Amadopolis has reserved this time slot in perpetuity, the same as you. You'll be playing together every week.
Mr. Burns - Angry Smithers, release the hounds!
Smithers They're all back at the house, sir.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Then release the squirrels or bunny rabbits! Release something!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Burns' Hounds' Quarters

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Make Homemade Tees Golfing Homer, Caddy Bart, Lisa, Marge, Quimby, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Susan, Homer, Bart 4h Visitable Homes Golf Tees5, XP45
Purchase Tees Aristotle Amadopolis The Golfin' Dolphin, Shops, Visitable Homes Golf Tees7, XP70
Purchase Space-Age Super Tees Evelyn Peters, Golfer Dr. Hibbert, Golfer Dr. Nick Golf Tees8, XP70


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