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Goner in 36000 Seconds

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Hell on Wheels Required characters: No-Helmet Dupree Optional characters: Dolph, Jimbo, Dr. Hibbert, Declan Desmond Internal name(s): GonerIn36000Seconds ID(s): 255032 - 255036

Goner in 36000 Seconds is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hell on Wheels content update. It requires No-Helmet Dupree to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on No-Helmet Dupree's exclamation mark Dude, check it out! It's Gene "No-Helmet" Dupree! Howdy, boys. Mister Dupree, can you show us how to be kings of the demolition derby like you? I'm already great at smashing stuff! It all comes down to conditioning, boys. You got to get all your concussions out of the way up front. Drop this cinder block on my head. *looks at Jimbo* *looking back* Even I think that's a bad idea. Fine. I'll do it myself. Task: "Make No-Helmet Dupree Practice Intense Skull Conditioning". The job takes 4 hours. If Dolph is owned: Task: "Make Dolph Act Out Aggression". The job takes 4 hours. If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Hacky Sack a Frog". The job takes 4 hours. Mister Dupree, that head demolition was...sublime. Yeah, dude, your forehead is like, unstoppable. Dude...? Ughn... Aw, man, he's really messed up. It's not a crime if we just watched what he did, right? Don't think so, but we better dump him in front of the hospital and bail, just in case. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on No-Helmet Dupree's exclamation mark Well, Mister Dupree, I'm not sure how to tell you this. Hit me, Doc. That's not how I would put it, but here goes... Your day is numbered. Don't you mean "Your DAYS are numbered"? Like a plural? I know when to use a plural. And this isn't one of those times. *chuckles* Task: "Make No-Helmet Dupree Ponder His Final Day". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours. If Dr. Hibbert is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Hibbert Review Bedside Manner Notes". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours. Dang it, if this is the end, I ain't going out quietly! I'm going to leave a mark on this world bigger than the ones it left on my skull. Can I film it? Who are you? Declan Desmond. Underappreciated documentarian. What're you doing in this hospital? I'm filming an exposé on this hospital. Did you know the doctors here don't know when to use plurals? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on No-Helmet Dupree's exclamation mark What do you say, Mr. Dupree? Can I film your final hours? The demolition derby world deserves to know the man behind the "no helmet". Gee, I don't know... People love the drama of a man preparing to meet his maker. And also senseless destruction. They especially like the senseless destruction. Is that the kind of movies you make? If it will get you to appear in one, then of course I do! Task: "Make No-Helmet Dupree Collect Some Old Tires". The job takes place at Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours. If Declan Desmond is owned: Task: "Make Declan Collect an All-Syrup Squishee". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or the Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours. Did you get me my Squishee? I did. One All-Syrup Squishee. The proprietor made me promise that it wasn't for human consumption. I demurred, but he still thanked me and asked me to come again. You're not going to drink that, are you? Naw, drinking it might make for a shocking ending to your film, but this ain't for me. Put this stuff in an engine and it's as potent as jet fuel. And only half as expensive. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on No-Helmet Dupree's exclamation mark Almost ready for the show. The only thing left to do is make some final adjustments to my demo car. This is the perfect addition to my footage. *narrating* Leading up to his final act, the savant shares the wonders of his craft. A properly souped-up engine requires an exact mixture of fuel, oil, and my secret ingredient. *unzips his fly* Maybe I'll just interview some local residents instead. Task: "Make No-Helmet Dupree Soup Up a Demolition Engine". The job takes 4 hours. If Declan Desmond is owned: Task: "Make Declan Interview Springfielders". The job takes 4 hours. Tell me, sir, why are you here tonight? Because this quest didn't have a single regular Simpsons character in it. No, I mean, what are you hoping to get out of the experience? For once I hope I get to do something other than "Do a Plant Shift" or "Collect Junk" or "Fight Bigclaw". *looks around* Doesn't anyone in this town wear a helmet? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on No-Helmet Dupree's exclamation mark What's going through your mind right now, Gene? Doc Hibbert said I'll be dead this time tomorrow on account of this dent in my head and there's nothing he could do. Any regrets? I regret he's not a better doctor. I will make sure you are remembered, Gene. Not just for the size of your head dents, but for the size of the spectacle you created on your way out. And the size of my heart? Would you like that? Yeah. See, I got an enlarged heart. Hibbert couldn't do anything about that, either. Task: "Make No-Helmet Dupree Go Out in a Blaze of Glory". The job takes place at the Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours. If Declan Desmond is owned: Task: "Make Declan Capture Greatness". The job takes place at the Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours. *narrating* Oh, the horror! Fire and twisted steel, the tragic loss of a man's life at the height of his career! Let's see the Academy ignore me for Best Documentary now! Ugh... Gene, you're alive! Do you want to maybe...try again? Naw, I actually think I'm going to be all right. And check it out. My head dent is pointing in a different direction now. I think I'm cured! Uh, no, it's the same direction. You're looking in a mirror. In fact, that's a new dent. Aww... Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the 1974 film Gone in 60 Seconds.