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Written in the Stars

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Springfield Enlightened Required characters: Advisor Frink, Homer Optional characters: Professor Frink Internal name(s): WrittenInTheStars ID(s): 245048 - 245052

Written in the Stars is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update. It requires Advisor Frink to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark Egads, the directional orientation of this town makes literally no sense! Well, not literally. I really need to stop saying that to emphasize a point. I know! I can get my bearings by literally observing the stars! Ah noiven, I did it again. No, I didn't. I CAN observe the stars. Literally! Task: "Make Advisor Frink Observe the Stars". The job takes 4 hours. Ready for a jam-packed evening of astronomy. I've got my telescope, my journal, my space pen, my astronaut diapers... *carrying a telescope* Excuse me, pardon, coming through, hoyvin. Oh, hello. Always nice to see a fellow astronomer. The view of the night sky up here on Lover's Lane is the best in town, if you can handle the smacking noises. Agreed. May the beautiful eyes of Cassiopeia shine fortune down upon us tonight. Not that I'll need it, being one of the greatest astrologers in all the land. Did, uh...did you say astrology? Certainly a slip of the tongue, yes? You couldn't possibly be referring to that junk science. Junk science, you say? Then how do you explain this? *hands him a paper* *reading* "My daily horoscope: Someone will test your resolve today". I rest my case. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark Astrology is just a load of hoyvin. Stars are meant to study the universe, not to divine information about human affairs. Then how can you explain my ability to see the future? Pfft, if that were true then you could guess what I'm about to do next. Laugh? Ha!... I mean, no, I was going to continue mocking you. I'll do it again. In a moment, a man will approach us and ask for food. Uh huh. Well, where is he? I don't see any— Did either of you see where that ice cream truck went? Gah...lucky guess! But still, how did you do that? I told you, through the science of astrology. And certainly not because I observed this man dropping his ice cream through my telescope. Task: "Make Advisor Frink Gloat". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Be Intrigued". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Chase an Ice Cream Truck". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark I'm intrigued. What else can your "science" do? Please don't air quote my science. Apology. Accepted. Did you know that through the power of astrology, I can discern a person's personality type using only their birthday? Just their birthday? Well. my birthday is in January, so I must have the same personality as Joan of Arc. I can see you're skeptical. Typical Capricorn. Task: "Make Advisor Frink Give Horoscope Readings". The job takes 60 minutes. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Wonder How He Guessed His Birthday". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 60 minutes. I'm very familiar with the concept of horoscopes. But I can assure you, they are a complete fabrication. Then how could I ascertain that you're single? Ah ha! I'm NOT single. I have a beautiful wife and an octoparrot. You see? Junk science! John, our marriage isn't working. I think we should see other scientists. *gasp* You were saying? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark I must admit, this showdown is not going how I imagined. Is it possible that astrology isn't all magic and fairytales? Magic's just science we don't understand yet. Indeed. A very astute observation. Made by Arthur C. Clark. *turns off phone* I knew you were going to say that. Task: "Make Advisor Frink Predict the Future". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Look for Flaws". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours. For my final act, I predict that a local bank is about to be robbed. Even though that is a daily occurrence here in Springfield, timing something to the minute would indeed suffice as proof of your scientific capabilities. *running* Yo, you got a place where a dude could crash for a bit? I can totally pay you handsomely. Stop that man, he just robbed a bank! Seriously, I walked a whole block to get over here, there's no way I can do another. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark Astrology has been a source of real science this entire time?! And to think of all the years I wasted on astronomy, with the data and the hypothesises... hypotheseses...with the more than one hypothesis. I think someone owes someone an apology. Indeed. I admit I was wrong to doubt the ways of astrology, and I hereby declare it to be a real scie— *over police radio* Calling all officers, officer needs assistance. I'm at the Krusty Burger on Evergreen Terrace and forgot my wallet. Need cash assistance immediately. *turns off police radio* Sorry about that. Now, you were saying? Is that a police radio in your pocket?! What?! No, I'm just...happy to see you. So, this whole thing was smoke and mirrors? I knew it! Look, I can appreciate your skepticism right now, but if you'd just turn around and look at the constellation behind you, it will explain everything. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Turn Around". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Advisor Frink Run For It". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20