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Daddy Daughter Division

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Springfield Enlightened Required characters: King Gautama Optional characters: Advisor Frink, Siddmartha Internal name(s): DaddyDaughterDivision ID(s): 245028 - 245033

Daddy Daughter Division is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update. It requires King Gautama to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark I just don't get it. I shower the girl with fancy gifts, and I gift her with fancy showers, but she's still as distant from me as ever. I don't think it's about you, per se, your highness. Siddmartha wishes to find her own way. She's not your typical princess, to say the least. I don't pay you to say the least. Say the most! Well...Siddmartha did confide in me that she feels smothered. She needs space. Space, huh? Task: "Make King Gautama Buy Siddmartha a Spaceship". The job takes place at Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours. *smacking roof of spaceship* The salesman says this baby'll hit Alpha Centauri in twelve parsecs. Dad, that doesn't make sense. A parsec is a unit of distance, not speed. That's the last time I go to a used magic carpet lot. Besides, don't you remember when I sang that song about wanting LESS, not more? Honey, you sang a song? Was it a breakaway hit? Not even a MENTION at the Grammys. What about the music categories at the Emmys? Pfft, not that I'd care, but no. Hey, I could put it in the end credits of a movie and make it Oscar-eligible. Really?! That would be— Wait, no I'm not letting you buy me another award. I already had to learn the hard way that I was not, in fact, "the people's choice". Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark Your highness, I'm so sorry that my counsel proved unsuccessful. You've led me astray for the last time. Guards! Throw this man to the lions! What's that? The lions went on strike? Well what else have we got? Monkeys?! Monkeys aren't striking fear into the heart of anyone. Wait, are they the big muscle type monkeys or the little swingy screechy monkeys? Sir, who are you talking to? *points to his ear* Oh, sorry, didn't see the Bluetooth earpiece. Carry on. Giraffes?! Seriously? Have you ever heard someone say, "Throw him to the giraffes"?! I'd be okay with it. Task: "Make King Gautama Review Alternative Punishments". The job takes 4 hours. If Advisor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Advisor Frink Hide in a Closet". The job takes place at Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours. Seeing as how the the giraffes will only attack you if you dress up as a high branch leaf, it's your lucky day to not get torn apart by wild animals. Oh, thank you so much, sir. You won't regret it, I promise. I expect contract negotiations with the lions to be wrapped up by tomorrow, so this is your last chance to advise me wisely and bring Siddmartha back into my good graces. Yes, of course. You want Siddmartha to love you just like when she was four years old and you were the most interesting person she'd ever met. Are you saying I'm not still? Homina homina... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark What's your last chance suggestion to fix my relationship with Siddmartha? Well sir, if I know anything about pre-tween princesses, and boy do I for some reason, then I can assure you that the way to her heart is with a pony. Hmm, it SOUNDS plausible. And under pain of death you swear this will work, so help you Buddha? Who's Buddha? It's a nickname I've been trying out for Siddmartha. Well, let me put it this way...buy Siddmartha a pony and she'll be literally eating out of your hand. I mean the pony, not Siddmartha. Well maybe Siddmartha, too, but then I mean it only figuratively. Task: "Make King Gautama Buy Siddmartha a Pony". The job takes 4 hours. If Advisor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Advisor Frink Pray to Every God He Can Think Of". The job takes place at Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours. Really, Dad? A pony? It's what every little girl wants! It WAS what I wanted until you bought me fifty ponies for my birthday. I haven't even finished learning all their names yet. Well at least I have a new animal to throw that lousy advisor to. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark Again, my most humble of apologies, your highness. Save it, you're out of excuses. The pony didn't work. The spaceship didn't work. The pony driving a spaceship didn't work. That one was all you. I would throw you to the lions but we're at an impasse with their union leaders. Who happen to be gorillas, so they'll be no help either. No matter. I'll just lock you in the tower and torture you for the rest of your life. Wouldn't it be more cost-effective to just kill me? Like I'd take advice from you! Task: "Make King Gautama Lock Advisor Frink in the Tower". The job takes place at the Royal Tower or Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark *sigh* I suppose this is my life now. Locked away in a tower, like a piranha. You mean "pariah". No, I meant "in a bathtub of piranhas". Wait — Siddmartha? What are you doing up here? I come up here when I'm sad. Is it because of the pony driving the spaceship? No, that was actually my favorite gift of all. At least it made me laugh. *gasp* Your highness! Let me out! I know what she wants! If Advisor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Advisor Frink Bang on the Tower Door". The job takes place at the Royal Tower, Gautama Palace, or Tower of Science and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make King Gautama Get Woken Up From a Nap". The job takes place at Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours. I swear, your highness. She said it herself. She just wants someone to make her laugh. This isn't gonna blow up in my face like almost every other piece of advice you've ever given me? What are the odds it could happen that many times in a row! Plus it has all the advantages of random chance. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark Oh, Siddmartha! Look what Daddy has... He has big clown feet! *jumps around like a clown* What...are you doing? I'm being objectively hilarious. Debatable. Knock-knock... *sigh* Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ... Wait, I forgot to say "Moo" sooner. Say it again. Task: "Make King Gautama Tell Terrible Jokes". The job takes place at Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours. If Siddmartha is owned: Task: "Make Siddmartha Find Her Dad Endearing". The job takes place at Gautama Palace, Kathmandu U, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Krusty Clown College, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Dad, are you doing this to make me laugh? No! I mean maybe. I mean, is it working? Because I'm not seeing it. It's all on the inside. *hugs him* I think you're a pretty great dad. *gasp* I wonder if I can call off that horde of rabid hyenas. Quest reward: 200 and 20