Difference between revisions of "Motivation to the Masses"

Latest revision as of 17:27, May 14, 2025

Motivation to the Masses

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	New Year New You
Required characters:	Tab Spangler, Nerds, Youngsters
Optional characters:	Hank Scorpio, The Rich Texan, Number 1, Sideshow Raheem
Internal name(s):	MotivationToTheMasses
ID(s):	240017 - 240021

Motivation to the Masses is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the New Year New You content update. It requires Tab Spangler to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark
	My test run of Serenity Ranch's new approach was a total success if I do say so myself.
	But I wish I knew how to get the word out to the massive masses...
	Want some business advice from a guy who's never run a business?
	No. Is there anyone smarter around or more qualified?
	Like, uh, Rich Texan or Hank Scorpio?
	Okay, fine. I'll go and get them...
	Here's Rich Texan and Hank Scorpio.
	fires gun Marketing your weight loss technique is way too expensive.
	Yeah, what you need to do is bring your brand directly to the people. The fat people!
	I know just what to do...
	Is it something evil?! Because I LOVE evil businesses!
Task: "Make Tab Spangler Contemplate Promotion Ideas". The job takes place at Serenity Ranch, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. If Hank Scorpio is owned: Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Coach Tab Spangler". The job takes place at Serenity Ranch, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. If The Rich Texan is owned: Task: "Make Rich Texan Coach Tab Spangler". The job takes place at Serenity Ranch, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
	Thanks for that swell advice, team! Now that I'm an insult comic, I can make fun of every Springfielder that's out of shape!
	You ARE evil! My advice was more about how you could become a motivational speaker for your brand...but insult comic?! That's crazy!
	Let's see it, insult comic. Insult me now! Roast me like a Thanksgiving Turkey!
	Oil men are a thing of the past. Solar power is the future!
	That wasn't an insult... You think I don't know about green energy? I keep a diverse portfolio! fires guns
	Hmm, I guess I do need to work on my insulting.
	You just need someone better to practice on. How 'bout Kirk?!
	I don't know... I don't really like getting my feelings hurt.
	Hey look! It's the guy who drives a Prius but paid the $100 deposit on a Tesla just so he can pretend to be one of the "cool" dads.
	crying I'm going to get that Cybertruck, you just wait!
	That was more mean than funny. Maybe you should stick to motivational speaking.
	You're probably right, Hank Scorpio.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark
	I'd like to thank you for letting me invite myself to speak here at the Springfield Comic-Anime-Biker Con!
	Who is this dude?
	Folks, let's be honest: you all are a sad lot. Woefully weak, out of shape, and all-around underperformers.
	I'm trying to get in shape with all my kung fu!
	But it doesn't have to be that way! You have it in you to be your OWN superhero, and I can help you do it.
	It's a fair point. The Caped Crusader turned himself into the most feared champion of justice through hard work and discipline.
	Give me a break! In real life no one could master kung fu, crime solving, and parallel parking in that short a time!
	Trust me! I've tried!
Task: "Make Tab Spangler Fail to Regain Nerds' Attention". The job takes place at Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Nerds Argue With Bikers About Comic Books" (x3). The jobs take place at Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and take 3 hours.
	...and THAT is why it is totally possible to perform an emergency tracheotomy while fighting ninjas with a broken skateboard!
	The only thing more ludicrous than your argument is how much you paid for that ironic Cthulhu 2020 t-shirt.
	It's not ironic! I wrote Cthulhu in when I voted!
	I feel like I lost them.
	It happens. That'll be forty-five dollars, by the way.
	What? I'm a volunteer speaker!
	Yeah, plus we don't validate parking.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark
	Okay, Number 908, who'd you line up to speak at this month's Stonecutters meeting?
	Uh, well, Sideshow Raheem cancelled at the last minute, but I found this guy trying to get people to listen to him outside the Sprawl-Mart.
	I'm not impressed, 908, but I guess it's too late now. May as well let him talk while Number 50 figures out how to tap the keg.
	Almost got it!
	I'm Tab Spangler, here to help you all unleash your inner potential and achieve all your dreams...
	I'm skeptical but listening.
Task: "Make Tab Spangler Motivate the Stonecutters". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge, Convention Center, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Number 1 is owned: Task: "Make Number 1 Get Motivated". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	That was more impressive than I expected. Next month's Stonecutters retreat shall be at Serenity Ranch!
	Really? Finally I'll make some money!
	How? We're the Stonecutters. We don't actually pay for anything.
	What? Why would I do that?
	Well, we can make you a temporary honorary Stonecutter.
	What does that get me?
	We'll validate your parking for tonight.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark
	sigh I can't believe it's come to this...
	Listen up students, Sideshow Raheem cancelled at the last minute, so today's assembly will feature motivational speaker Todd Springer.
	Aw, man! I was looking forward to Sideshow Raheem layin' down some hard truths.
	Look kids, the bottom line is you can't succeed in life without motivation, and I got bills to pay at Serenity Ranch...
	So get your parents to check in this weekend and you'll get into a good school...or something... I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
	I can't tell if this is a performance art piece or he's just losing it.
	Anyway, everyone knows the only way to motivate kids is through abject bribery.
	Yeah! What do we get out of this deal? Some candy? A carton of cigarettes? Ramen? Cash?
	I can accept credit card payments via my new phone app.
Task: "Make Tab Spangler Break Down and Give Up". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Convention Center, or a Visitable Home and takes 5 hours. Task: "Make Kids Make Demands" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Convention Center, or a Visitable Home and take 5 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark
	Ah, what's the use? I was a fool to think I could succeed with a business that tries to improve people in this town!
	I hear ya, brother. People keep inviting me to their places to speak, and I get tired of running back and forth all over town.
	Wait, people actually want to hear you speak?
	Oh yeah. Makes 'em feel "woke". And people like it when I scare their kids into submission. I don't dig it myself, but it pays the bills.
	What if all these people came to you instead of you having to go to them?
	Then I'd be living the dream, man. But what kind of crazy talk is that?
	The kind that just might work...
Task: "Make Tab Spangler Promote New Business Model". The job takes place at Serenity Ranch, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Sideshow Raheem is owned: Task: "Make Sideshow Raheem Cash In". The job takes place at Serenity Ranch, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	Welcome, everyone, to the new Serenity Ranch Woke and Wellness Center! Corporate retreats are our specialty.
	Brilliant idea, Tab! Not evil, kind of the opposite of evil...but brilliant!
	Yeah, this ranch reminds of the ranch I grew up on! Any oil on it, by chance?
	Thanks for all the advice guys. Now, the retreat costs $10,000 per person.
	What? All my funds are tied up in the bond market and the killing James Bont market, so—
	You two weren't thinking of not paying, were you?
	Uh, do you take oil leases?
Quest reward: 200 and 20

view • talk • edit • past The Simpsons: Tapped Out New Year New You quests

The Post-Holiday Expansion • Survival of the Wellest • The Post-Holiday Contraction Expansion
Tab Spangler	Motivation to the Masses
Mrs. Frink	The Nature to Nurture
Unlicensed Surgeon Moe	The Ol' Nip and Tuck