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{{TB|Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.}}
 
{{TB|Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Ugghh…c’mon there are like eight million balls in there. Is anybody really gonna notice a little vomit?}}
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{{TB|Ugghh...c'mon there are like eight million balls in there. Is anybody really gonna notice a little vomit?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
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{{TB|Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards I’ll need you to see to that.}}
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{{TB|Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards I'll need you to see to that.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?!}}
 
{{TB|Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
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{{TB|You’ll have to use your car keys.}}
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{{TB|You'll have to use your car keys.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|I don’t have a car!}}
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{{TB|I don't have a car!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant|2 hours|[[Wall E. Weasel's]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Oversee the Cleanup|2 hours|[[Wall E. Weasel's]], [[Vesuvius Pizza]], [[Zesty's]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant|2 hours|[[Wall E. Weasel's]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Oversee the Cleanup|2 hours|[[Wall E. Weasel's]], [[Vesuvius Pizza]], [[Zesty's]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Corporate policy explicitly forbids any depressing inner monologues from taking place at work. Wait until you get home for that.}}
 
{{TB|Corporate policy explicitly forbids any depressing inner monologues from taking place at work. Wait until you get home for that.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|How are you my boss anyways? I’m twice your age!}}
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{{TB|How are you my boss anyways? I'm twice your age!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|If you start applying yourself, then someday maybe you can be where I am.}}
 
{{TB|If you start applying yourself, then someday maybe you can be where I am.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go order more pepperoni.}}
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{{TB|Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go order more pepperoni.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}}
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{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} What a day. I don’t know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} What a day. I don't know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day… I need some relief!}}
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{{TB|And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day... I need some relief!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two?}}
 
{{TB|Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two?}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker|[[Broken Dreams Storage Lockers]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker|[[Broken Dreams Storage Lockers]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
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{{TB|{{*}}knocks on vertical rolling door{{*}} Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I’d introduce myself. Name’s Gil.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}knocks on vertical rolling door{{*}} Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I'd introduce myself. Name's Gil.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Boy howdee, you sure look like you’ve been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place?}}
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{{TB|Boy howdee, you sure look like you've been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.}}
 
{{TB|You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
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{{TB|Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there’s some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral!}}
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{{TB|Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there's some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|So anyway, here’s my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn’t I? Here you go, one of Gil’s finest brews.}}
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{{TB|So anyway, here's my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn't I? Here you go, one of Gil's finest brews.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}}
 
{{TB|What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.}}
 
{{TB|What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.}}
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{{TB|Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.}}
 
{{TB|Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
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{{TB|Ol’ Gil doesn’t have it too bad. Just gotta get my door working again so I can keep the cold night out when I’m sleeping. Then things’ll be looking up!}}
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{{TB|Ol' Gil doesn't have it too bad. Just gotta get my door working again so I can keep the cold night out when I'm sleeping. Then things'll be looking up!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Well, since we’re neighbors and all, I might be able to give you a hand if you want.}}
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{{TB|Well, since we're neighbors and all, I might be able to give you a hand if you want.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket.}}
 
{{TB|Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket.}}
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{{TB|Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies.}}
 
{{TB|Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Whoa, you’re talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He’s a whiz with that technical stuff.}}
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{{TB|Whoa, you're talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He's a whiz with that technical stuff.}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil’s Other Neighbor|60 minutes|[[Broken Dreams Storage Lockers]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil's Other Neighbor|60 minutes|[[Broken Dreams Storage Lockers]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?}}
 
{{TB|Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?}}
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{{TB|This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up.}}
 
{{TB|This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don’t have your smarts.}}
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{{TB|But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don't have your smarts.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Ominous}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Ominous}}
 
{{TB|You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come.}}
 
{{TB|You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}walks into rake{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}walks into rake{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|{{*}}groans{{*}} We’ll start by cleaning up these rakes.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}groans{{*}} We'll start by cleaning up these rakes.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!}}
 
{{TB|Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|You uh…you okay, Bob?}}
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{{TB|You uh...you okay, Bob?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.}}
 
{{TB|I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.}}
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{{TB|Dear God, what is this abomination?}}
 
{{TB|Dear God, what is this abomination?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Ah, are you two checking out Gil’s sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens.}}
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{{TB|Ah, are you two checking out Gil's sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
 
{{TB|And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I've almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with!}}
 
{{TB|And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I've almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Ominous}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Ominous}}
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{{TB|Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I’ll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here.}}
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{{TB|Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I'll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Now, just because you live in a cage doesn’t mean you have to live like an animal. Let’s turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing!}}
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{{TB|Now, just because you live in a cage doesn't mean you have to live like an animal. Let's turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{TB|It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!}}
 
{{TB|It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. Ol’ Gil’s not getting lead poisoning tonight!}}
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{{TB|Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. Ol' Gil's not getting lead poisoning tonight!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear.}}
 
{{TB|Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|You know what? You’re right! I have a great job, I have a great personality, and I have a lot to offer this world!}}
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{{TB|You know what? You're right! I have a great job, I have a great personality, and I have a lot to offer this world!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
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{{TB|Well, let’s not go overboard.}}
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{{TB|Well, let's not go overboard.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Starting tomorrow, I’m going to show everyone the new me!}}
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{{TB|Starting tomorrow, I'm going to show everyone the new me!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence|60 minutes|[[Wall E. Weasel's]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence|60 minutes|[[Wall E. Weasel's]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}}
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{{TB|{{*}}deep sigh{{*}} You can do this. You can do this!}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}deep sigh{{*}} You can do this. You can do this!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Heya kids! Wall E.’s here and he’s ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel?}}
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{{TB|Heya kids! Wall E.'s here and he's ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. {{*}}hands Wall E. a scooper{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. {{*}}hands Wall E. a scooper{{*}}}}

Latest revision as of 19:47, March 7, 2025


Woeful Weasel
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Game of Games The Sequel
Required characters: Wall E. Weasel
Optional characters: Squeaky Voice Teen

Woeful Weasel is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update. It requires Wall E. Weasel to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
Squeaky Voice Attendant Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.
Wall E. Weasel - Sad Ugghh...c'mon there are like eight million balls in there. Is anybody really gonna notice a little vomit?
Squeaky Voice Attendant Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards I'll need you to see to that.
Wall E. Weasel - Annoyed Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?!
Squeaky Voice Attendant You'll have to use your car keys.
Wall E. Weasel - Surprised I don't have a car!
Task: "Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant". The job takes place at Wall E. Weasel's or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Oversee the Cleanup". The job takes place at Wall E. Weasel's, Vesuvius Pizza, Zesty's, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Wall E. Weasel - Sad *scraping cheese with his belt buckle* Ugh, how did my life get to such a low point?
Squeaky Voice Attendant - Annoyed Corporate policy explicitly forbids any depressing inner monologues from taking place at work. Wait until you get home for that.
Wall E. Weasel - Annoyed How are you my boss anyways? I'm twice your age!
Squeaky Voice Attendant - Annoyed If you start applying yourself, then someday maybe you can be where I am.
Squeaky Voice Attendant - Annoyed Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go order more pepperoni.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
Wall E. Weasel *sigh* What a day. I don't know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow.
Wall E. Weasel - Sad And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day... I need some relief!
Wall E. Weasel - Happy Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two?
Task: "Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker". The job takes Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or a Brown House.
Gil *knocks on vertical rolling door* Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I'd introduce myself. Name's Gil.
Gil - Happy Boy howdee, you sure look like you've been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place?
Wall E. Weasel - Surprised You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.
Gil - Selling Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there's some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral!
Gil - Happy So anyway, here's my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn't I? Here you go, one of Gil's finest brews.
Wall E. Weasel What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.
Gil - Surprised Beer? Whoa, we got a high roller over here. No sir, that there is freshly brewed rainwater.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
Wall E. Weasel - Surprised Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.
Gil - Selling Ol' Gil doesn't have it too bad. Just gotta get my door working again so I can keep the cold night out when I'm sleeping. Then things'll be looking up!
Wall E. Weasel - Happy Well, since we're neighbors and all, I might be able to give you a hand if you want.
Gil - Happy Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket.
Wall E. Weasel - Happy Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies.
Gil - Happy Whoa, you're talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He's a whiz with that technical stuff.
Task: "Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil's Other Neighbor". The job takes place at Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Sideshow Bob Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?
Gil - Happy This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up.
Gil - Sad But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don't have your smarts.
Sideshow Bob - Ominous You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come.
Sideshow Bob - Surprised *walks into rake*
Sideshow Bob - Annoyed *groans* We'll start by cleaning up these rakes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
Sideshow Bob - Angry Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!
Wall E. Weasel - Surprised You uh...you okay, Bob?
Sideshow Bob - Sad I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.
Wall E. Weasel Look, that sounds pretty weird, but I think I know what you mean.
Wall E. Weasel - Sad I used to think I was the unluckiest guy in this entire town. But today I saw something. Something horrifying. Something that changed me forever.
Sideshow Bob And what, pray tell, was this?
Task: "Make Wall E. Weasel Show Sideshow Bob the Inside of Gil's Unit". The job takes place at Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Sideshow Bob - Surprised Dear God, what is this abomination?
Gil - Happy Ah, are you two checking out Gil's sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens.
Gil - Selling And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I've almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with!
Sideshow Bob - Ominous Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I'll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here.
Sideshow Bob - Happy Now, just because you live in a cage doesn't mean you have to live like an animal. Let's turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
Wall E. Weasel - Happy It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!
Gil - Happy Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. Ol' Gil's not getting lead poisoning tonight!
Sideshow Bob - Happy Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear.
Wall E. Weasel - Happy You know what? You're right! I have a great job, I have a great personality, and I have a lot to offer this world!
Sideshow Bob Well, let's not go overboard.
Wall E. Weasel - Happy Starting tomorrow, I'm going to show everyone the new me!
Task: "Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence". The job takes place at Wall E. Weasel's or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Wall E. Weasel Just remember, Wall E., that no matter what lies on the other side of this door, you can handle it.
Wall E. Weasel - Sad *deep sigh* You can do this. You can do this!
Wall E. Weasel - Happy Heya kids! Wall E.'s here and he's ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel?
Squeaky Voice Attendant Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. *hands Wall E. a scooper*
Wall E. Weasel - Sad Oh well, my good attitude lasted about three minutes. A new personal record!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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