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{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory I’m missing for my ultra-rare Viet Cong Malibu Stacy prototype!}}
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{{TB|Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory I'm missing for my ultra-rare Viet Cong Malibu Stacy prototype!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism!}}
 
{{TB|Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism!}}
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{{TB|What?! How?}}
 
{{TB|What?! How?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The shop’s been in a bit of a slump since everyone buys online now. I ordered too many copies of Ultimate New Rebirth Crisis Five, and it bombed.}}
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{{TB|The shop's been in a bit of a slump since everyone buys online now. I ordered too many copies of Ultimate New Rebirth Crisis Five, and it bombed.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I couldn’t help myself – the first four sold so well!}}
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{{TB|I couldn't help myself – the first four sold so well!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Don’t worry, babe – if more bodies in the store is what we need, I got just the plan: Bikini Day!}}
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{{TB|Don't worry, babe – if more bodies in the store is what we need, I got just the plan: Bikini Day!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Strawberry Organize Bikini Day at Coolsville Comics|4 hours|[[Coolsville]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Strawberry Organize Bikini Day at Coolsville Comics|4 hours|[[Coolsville]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Look, I’m happy to show up in a bikini for your promotion, but this guy is blocking the door!}}
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{{TB|Look, I'm happy to show up in a bikini for your promotion, but this guy is blocking the door!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini.}}
 
{{TB|I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Besides, it’s the perfect opportunity for me to wear my Space Slave Princess bikini cosplay!}}
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{{TB|Besides, it's the perfect opportunity for me to wear my Space Slave Princess bikini cosplay!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Pained}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Pained}}
 
{{TB|My eyes!}}
 
{{TB|My eyes!}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, that didn’t go so hot – actually, it was decidedly un-hot! But I’ve started a new business venture I think will be a hit…}}
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{{TB|Okay, that didn't go so hot – actually, it was decidedly un-hot! But I've started a new business venture I think will be a hit...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|An online dating service for pop culture aficionados! Want to give it a shot?}}
 
{{TB|An online dating service for pop culture aficionados! Want to give it a shot?}}
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{{TB|Hey, you're paying, right? I'll try whatever you want.}}
 
{{TB|Hey, you're paying, right? I'll try whatever you want.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This one sounds promising: “Robust business owner and raconteur seeks daring fangirl.He's awfully dashing…}}
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{{TB|This one sounds promising: "Robust business owner and raconteur seeks daring fangirl." He's awfully dashing...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Strawberry Run an Online Dating Service|2 hours|[[Coolsville]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Femme Fatale Go On Blind Date|2 hours|[[Coolsville]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Femme Fatale]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Strawberry Run an Online Dating Service|2 hours|[[Coolsville]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Femme Fatale Go On Blind Date|2 hours|[[Coolsville]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Femme Fatale]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Gimme a break – you don’t look anything like your profile pic!}}
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{{TB|Gimme a break – you don't look anything like your profile pic!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Please! That photo is obviously Rainier Wolfcastle in the camp sci-fi classic, “Master of Space”! I use it to screen out the posers. I’m afraid you don’t make the cut.}}
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{{TB|Please! That photo is obviously Rainier Wolfcastle in the camp sci-fi classic, "Master of Space"! I use it to screen out the posers. I'm afraid you don't make the cut.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I don’t make the cut?! How about I cut YOU!}}
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{{TB|I don't make the cut?! How about I cut YOU!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy!}}
 
{{TB|Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy!}}
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{{TB|Ugh, none of my business ideas have worked. Coolsville Comics is doomed!}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, none of my business ideas have worked. Coolsville Comics is doomed!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Moustache}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Moustache}}
{{TB|Did I hear you say you’re in need of a new money-making venture? I have just the thing!}}
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{{TB|Did I hear you say you're in need of a new money-making venture? I have just the thing!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Moustache}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Moustache}}
 
{{TB|You can sell these Pyramid Inc. products to friends and family. Guaranteed financial success!}}
 
{{TB|You can sell these Pyramid Inc. products to friends and family. Guaranteed financial success!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That would be great, but now I don’t have any money to get started.}}
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{{TB|That would be great, but now I don't have any money to get started.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Moustache}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Moustache}}
{{TB|Well, if you had something you could put up as collateral. Perhaps something rare…and collectible.}}
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{{TB|Well, if you had something you could put up as collateral. Perhaps something rare...and collectible.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Oh! I know – my Malibu Stacy collection!}}
 
{{TB|Oh! I know – my Malibu Stacy collection!}}
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{{TB|I used this on my laundry, and it ruined my good sombrero!}}
 
{{TB|I used this on my laundry, and it ruined my good sombrero!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|People, people! It’s not about the product, it’s about recruiting your own salespeople.}}
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{{TB|People, people! It's not about the product, it's about recruiting your own salespeople.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|You mean like a pyramid scheme?}}
 
{{TB|You mean like a pyramid scheme?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, no, it’s not a pyramid scheme! If you’ll just look at this diagram–}}
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{{TB|No, no, it's not a pyramid scheme! If you'll just look at this diagram–}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|The one literally in the shape of a pyramid?}}
 
{{TB|The one literally in the shape of a pyramid?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|What? Oh…rats.}}
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{{TB|What? Oh...rats.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
{{TB|Hey babe, what’s wrong?}}
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{{TB|Hey babe, what's wrong?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|I was trying to make extra money to help the shop out. I became a Pyramid Inc. saleswoman, but everyone got angry with me because it was just a pyramid scheme!}}
 
{{TB|I was trying to make extra money to help the shop out. I became a Pyramid Inc. saleswoman, but everyone got angry with me because it was just a pyramid scheme!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, that’s not so bad.}}
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{{TB|Aw, that's not so bad.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But to get started, I had to put up my Malibu Stacy collection as collateral – now I’m going to lose it all!}}
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{{TB|But to get started, I had to put up my Malibu Stacy collection as collateral – now I'm going to lose it all!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh no! That’s terrible!}}
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{{TB|Oh no! That's terrible!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It’s okay. I’m just going to play with them one last time.}}
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{{TB|It's okay. I'm just going to play with them one last time.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package!}}
 
{{TB|Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package!}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Moustache}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Moustache}}
{{TB|Time to pay up! What’s that? You don’t have the money?}}
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{{TB|Time to pay up! What's that? You don't have the money?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No…no, I don’t.}}
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{{TB|No...no, I don't.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed?}}
 
{{TB|Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed?}}
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{{TB|We cannot be pressured nor swindled out of our precious collections by angry mothers, jealous friends, or pyramid schemers.}}
 
{{TB|We cannot be pressured nor swindled out of our precious collections by angry mothers, jealous friends, or pyramid schemers.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Moustache}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Moustache}}
{{TB|Wow, that’s really specific.}}
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{{TB|Wow, that's really specific.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I’m glad I don’t have to give him my collection, but Coolsville is still going out of business unless I do something.}}
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{{TB|I'm glad I don't have to give him my collection, but Coolsville is still going out of business unless I do something.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Now I feel guilty for trying to swindle you out of your Malibu Stacy collection. By the way, it’s really me, Smithers.}}
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{{TB|Now I feel guilty for trying to swindle you out of your Malibu Stacy collection. By the way, it's really me, Smithers.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, we know.}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, we know.}}

Latest revision as of 19:47, March 7, 2025


Malibu Scheme House
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Game of Games The Sequel
Required characters: Strawberry
Optional characters: Femme Fatale, Comic Book Guy

Malibu Scheme House is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update. It requires Strawberry to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
Strawberry - Happy Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory I'm missing for my ultra-rare Viet Cong Malibu Stacy prototype!
Strawberry - Happy Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism!
Milo - Sad Uh, babe, you might want to hold off on that. Coolsville Comics might go bankrupt.
Strawberry - Surprised What?! How?
Milo - Annoyed The shop's been in a bit of a slump since everyone buys online now. I ordered too many copies of Ultimate New Rebirth Crisis Five, and it bombed.
Milo - Sad I couldn't help myself – the first four sold so well!
Strawberry - Happy Don't worry, babe – if more bodies in the store is what we need, I got just the plan: Bikini Day!
Task: "Make Strawberry Organize Bikini Day at Coolsville Comics". The job takes place at Coolsville or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Femme Fatale - Annoyed Look, I'm happy to show up in a bikini for your promotion, but this guy is blocking the door!
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini.
Comic Book Guy - Happy Besides, it's the perfect opportunity for me to wear my Space Slave Princess bikini cosplay!
Squeaky Voiced Teen - Pained My eyes!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
Strawberry - Annoyed Okay, that didn't go so hot – actually, it was decidedly un-hot! But I've started a new business venture I think will be a hit...
Strawberry - Happy An online dating service for pop culture aficionados! Want to give it a shot?
Femme Fatale Hey, you're paying, right? I'll try whatever you want.
Femme Fatale - Happy This one sounds promising: "Robust business owner and raconteur seeks daring fangirl." He's awfully dashing...
Task: "Make Strawberry Run an Online Dating Service". The job takes place at Coolsville or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Femme Fatale is owned: Task: "Make Femme Fatale Go On Blind Date". The job takes place at Coolsville or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Femme Fatale - Surprised Gimme a break – you don't look anything like your profile pic!
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed Please! That photo is obviously Rainier Wolfcastle in the camp sci-fi classic, "Master of Space"! I use it to screen out the posers. I'm afraid you don't make the cut.
Femme Fatale - Angry I don't make the cut?! How about I cut YOU!
Strawberry - Surprised Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
Strawberry - Sad Ugh, none of my business ideas have worked. Coolsville Comics is doomed!
Smithers - Moustache Did I hear you say you're in need of a new money-making venture? I have just the thing!
Smithers - Moustache You can sell these Pyramid Inc. products to friends and family. Guaranteed financial success!
Strawberry - Sad That would be great, but now I don't have any money to get started.
Smithers - Moustache Well, if you had something you could put up as collateral. Perhaps something rare...and collectible.
Strawberry - Happy Oh! I know – my Malibu Stacy collection!
Smithers - Moustache Does it happen to feature the ultra-rare People's Liberation Armed Forces of South Vietnam Malibu Stacy prototype?
Strawberry - Happy Mint condition!
Smithers - Moustache Excellent!
Task: "Make Strawberry Pitch Multi-Level Marketing". The job takes 8 hours.
Agnes - Angry What is this cheap junk?! It turned my hair purple – well, even more purple!
Bandito - Angry I used this on my laundry, and it ruined my good sombrero!
Strawberry - Surprised People, people! It's not about the product, it's about recruiting your own salespeople.
Barney - Angry You mean like a pyramid scheme?
Strawberry - Happy No, no, it's not a pyramid scheme! If you'll just look at this diagram–
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed The one literally in the shape of a pyramid?
Strawberry - Sad What? Oh...rats.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
Milo Hey babe, what's wrong?
Strawberry - Sad I was trying to make extra money to help the shop out. I became a Pyramid Inc. saleswoman, but everyone got angry with me because it was just a pyramid scheme!
Milo Aw, that's not so bad.
Strawberry - Sad But to get started, I had to put up my Malibu Stacy collection as collateral – now I'm going to lose it all!
Milo - Surprised Oh no! That's terrible!
Strawberry - Sad It's okay. I'm just going to play with them one last time.
Milo - Sad Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package!
Task: "Make Strawberry Play With Her Malibu Stacy Collection". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
Smithers - Moustache Time to pay up! What's that? You don't have the money?
Strawberry - Sad No...no, I don't.
Strawberry - Sad Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed?
Smithers - Moustache Indeed. Well, time to pay the piper and hand over your collection!
Comic Book Guy - Angry Not so fast, my mysteriously mustachioed friend!
Strawberry - Surprised What are you doing here now?
Comic Book Guy - Angry Oh, not much, just reminding your supposed benefactor that you are in fact protected – BY THE LAW!
If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Lay Down the Law". The job takes place at Coolsville or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Strawberry Be Impressed by the Law". The job takes place at Coolsville or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Comic Book Guy - Happy As you can see, I successfully lobbied Mayor Quimby to pass the Springfield Nerd Protection Act!
Comic Book Guy We cannot be pressured nor swindled out of our precious collections by angry mothers, jealous friends, or pyramid schemers.
Smithers - Moustache Wow, that's really specific.
Strawberry - Sad I'm glad I don't have to give him my collection, but Coolsville is still going out of business unless I do something.
Smithers - Sad Now I feel guilty for trying to swindle you out of your Malibu Stacy collection. By the way, it's really me, Smithers.
Strawberry - Annoyed Yeah, we know.
Smithers - Moustache Oh. Well, how about this: Would you be willing to timeshare your Viet Cong Malibu Stacy with me – for a hefty fee, of course!
Milo - Happy Wow! That would really bail us out! What do you say, babe?
Strawberry - Happy Viva la revolución!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20