Difference between revisions of "Lady in Dread"

{{TB|Bart, how much longer before you undo this gender-swapping spell? I’ve been Lady Milhouse for months!}}

{{TB|You will refer to me by my proper title, M’lady.}}

{{TB|As I’ve explained before, fair maiden, the rules of the spell are such that one cannot simply “undo” it with the wave of a gauntlet. The magical edicts must be followed.}}

{{TB|That sounds tedious…}}

{{TB|Okay, Bart- er, Shadow Knight, sir. I’ve retrieved the Vigorous Elixirs per the decree of the magical edict.}}

{{TB|Not so fast. It’s a magical edict, not a pamphlet. There’s more to it.}}

{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} Let’s see… Ah, yes. It says that in order to remove the spell, the spellbound – that’s you – must make a sacrificial journey.}}

{{TB|I happen to be heading to Castle Equalia today, and to carry my belongings I’ll need a feeble squire such as yourself.}}

{{TB|You don’t get to the top by looking like a noob.}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lady Milhouse Carry Shadow Knight’s Things|6 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Shadow Knight Travel With All His Beautification Supplies|6 hours|[[Shadow Knight's Throne]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Shadow Knight]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|{{*}}panting{{*}} I can’t go any further…}}

{{TB|{{*}}out of breath{{*}} We’re finally here. I’ll just…rest my eyes for a bit.}}

{{TB|It appears that the next requirement from the magical edict is for the spellbound to “give of his or her hands in service”.}}

{{TB|And my feet ARE quite sore from the journey…}}

{{TB|You want me to rub your feet? Gross! I’m not touching those things.}}

{{TB|They’re not real feet, Milhouse. Just move in front of me and press the F key.}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lady Milhouse Rub Shadow Knight’s Feet|60 minutes|the [[Van Houten House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Shadow Knight Get a Foot Rub|60 minutes|[[Shadow Knight's Throne]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Shadow Knight]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|I wanna see those magical edicts. I don’t think they say ANY of that stuff!}}

{{TB|To get to level twenty-five, I’ll just need to buy the Warehouse of Gems and the Triple XP Multiplier.}}

{{TB|Hopefully Dad doesn’t notice his credit card missing before I have time to put it back…}}

{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} “Before you finalize your purchase, would you like to add the Earthland Realms season pass to earn double kill streak points for the next four hours?”}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lady Milhouse Max Out Kirk’s Credit Card|6 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Whoa… Where did you get those high-level boots? And is that the Sword of Deathbringing?}}

{{TB|You’re no longer looking at level four Lady Milhouse. This Lady is now level sixty!}}

{{TB|Okay, Bart. Now that I’m level sixty, I’m finally worthy of reading the magical edicts. Hand it over! {{*}}grabs the scroll from Shadow Knight{{*}}}}

{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} Wait a second, this doesn’t say anything about bringing you elixirs, or carrying all your stuff, or rubbing your feet.}}

{{TB|…}}

{{TB|Oh, hey that was the wrong magical edict. Here’s the correct one.}}

{{TB|It says that to remove the spell you must make a pilgrimage to the distant land of Ravenreach, match wits with the corpse orcs of Bix…}}

{{TB|…and defeat the mighty Dragon Lord in a ten-day duel of fire and claw.}}

{{TB|…}}

{{TB|You know, I’m okay sitting here and tending to my embroidery.}}

{{TB|That’s m’lady!}}