Difference between revisions of "The Fabulous Faker Boy/Quotes"

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Marge: So, how much are lessons?

Slava: I give you something you want... you give me something I want. I'm sorry, did my voice go all evil? It is common with Russian accent.

Marge: You'd better be asking for something PC: pie or cake.

Slava: Here's my offer: my daughter give lessons, you teach me to drive car.

Marge: There might be some nagging involved.

Slava: Deal! Now we toast with vodka.

Bart: Uh, Mom? I'm sorry I pretended to be good at piano. And I'm really ashamed that I lied.

Marge: Well, I'm glad your side of the deal worked out.

Slava: What are you talking about? Your boy is genius!

Marge: No, he cheated.

Slava: Marge, in Russia, everyone succeeds by cheating. Even Russian dressing is just Thousand Island.

Marge: (gasps)

Slava: But your son is a good boy. He cheated for love, and he cheated for you.

Marge: Thank you!

Bart: That is so beautiful. Did you write it?

Zhenya: These are scales. Now, memorize: Every good Boris deserves farm.

Bart: Let me try. Every good booger deserves flicking.

Zhenya: Your tongue is nimble, unlike sausage fingers.

Bart: Sausage fingers!

Zhenya: Do what I do.

Bart: TV's gotten so lousy.

Milhouse: Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?

Bart: TV's not so bad.