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| − | {{qf|Jack}} Hey, if you're done with the washer can I make some booze in it? | + | {{qf|[[Jack Crowley|Jack]]}} Hey, if you're done with the washer can I make some booze in it? |
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[sternly]'' Not until you finish your sundae. | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[sternly]'' Not until you finish your sundae. | ||
{{qf|Jack}} ''[sadly]'' Yes ma'am. | {{qf|Jack}} ''[sadly]'' Yes ma'am. | ||
| − | :''[Jack starts eating the sundae, looking pained with every bite]'' | + | :''[Jack starts eating the sundae, looking pained with every bite.]'' |
{{qf|Marge}} ''[confused/upset]'' What's wrong with my sundaes? | {{qf|Marge}} ''[confused/upset]'' What's wrong with my sundaes? | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} So how was it in the slammer? |
{{qf|Marge}} Terrific. Bart, [[Sideshow Bob]] says he'll be seeing you ''real'' soon. | {{qf|Marge}} Terrific. Bart, [[Sideshow Bob]] says he'll be seeing you ''real'' soon. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[chuckles]'' That Bob. |
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| − | {{qf|Prison Warden}} He painted a unicorn in outer space! I'm asking you, what's it breathing? | + | {{qf|[[The Warden|Prison Warden]]}} He painted a unicorn in outer space! I'm asking you, what's it breathing? |
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Air. | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Air. | ||
{{qf|Prison Warden}} There ain't no air in space! | {{qf|Prison Warden}} There ain't no air in space! | ||
{{qf|Homer}} There's an air and space museum. | {{qf|Homer}} There's an air and space museum. | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Homer}} Nooooooo! My [[Spine-O-Cylinder]]! They'll pay for what they did to my can! |
{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town. | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town. | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Jack}} Which way is Mecca? I gotta do a little praying. |
{{qf|Marge}} Uh… | {{qf|Marge}} Uh… | ||
| − | {{qf|Jack | + | {{qf|Jack}} ''[chuckles]'' I'm just yanking your chain! I'm Jewish. |
{{Season 12|Q}} | {{Season 12|Q}} | ||
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- Jack: Hey, if you're done with the washer can I make some booze in it?
- Marge: [sternly] Not until you finish your sundae.
- Jack: [sadly] Yes ma'am.
- [Jack starts eating the sundae, looking pained with every bite.]
- Marge: [confused/upset] What's wrong with my sundaes?
- Lisa: So how was it in the slammer?
- Marge: Terrific. Bart, Sideshow Bob says he'll be seeing you real soon.
- Bart: [chuckles] That Bob.
- Prison Warden: He painted a unicorn in outer space! I'm asking you, what's it breathing?
- Homer: Air.
- Prison Warden: There ain't no air in space!
- Homer: There's an air and space museum.
- Homer: Nooooooo! My Spine-O-Cylinder! They'll pay for what they did to my can!
- Moe: Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town.
- Jack: Which way is Mecca? I gotta do a little praying.
- Marge: Uh…
- Jack: [chuckles] I'm just yanking your chain! I'm Jewish.
