Difference between revisions of "Pokey Mom/Quotes"
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:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': ''(Chuckles)'' That Bob. | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': ''(Chuckles)'' That Bob. | ||
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− | :'''Prison Warden''': He painted a unicorn in outer space! I | + | :'''Prison Warden''': He painted a unicorn in outer space! I'm asking you, what's it breathing? |
:'''[[Homer]]''': Air. | :'''[[Homer]]''': Air. | ||
:'''Prison Warden''': There ain't no air in space! | :'''Prison Warden''': There ain't no air in space! | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': There's an air and space museum. | :'''[[Homer]]''': There's an air and space museum. | ||
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+ | :"Homer": Nooooooo! My [[Spine-O-Cylinder]]! They'll pay for what they did to my can! | ||
:'''[[Moe]]''': Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town. | :'''[[Moe]]''': Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town. | ||
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- Jack: Hey, if you're done with the washer can I make some booze in it?
- Marge: (sternly) Not until you finish your sundae.
- Jack: (sadly) Yes ma'am.
- (Jack starts eating the sundae, looking pained with every bite)
- Marge: (confused/upset) What's wrong with my sundaes?
- Lisa: So how was it in the slammer?
- Marge: Terrific. Bart, Sideshow Bob says he'll be seeing you real soon.
- Bart: (Chuckles) That Bob.
- Prison Warden: He painted a unicorn in outer space! I'm asking you, what's it breathing?
- Homer: Air.
- Prison Warden: There ain't no air in space!
- Homer: There's an air and space museum.
- "Homer": Nooooooo! My Spine-O-Cylinder! They'll pay for what they did to my can!
- Moe: Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town.
- Jack Crowley: Which way is Mecca? I gotta do a little praying.
- Marge: Uh…
- Jack Crowley: (chuckles) I'm just yanking your chain! I'm Jewish.