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:'''Homer''': I'm a big fat pig! | :'''Homer''': I'm a big fat pig! | ||
:'''Marge''': Now Homer, you do have big bones. | :'''Marge''': Now Homer, you do have big bones. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Marge, nobody gains 30 pounds of bone! | + | :'''Homer''': Marge, nobody gains 30 pounds of bone! [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/brush4.mp3 audio clip] |
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| − | :'''Ringo Starr''': Dear Marge, thanks for the fab painting of yours truly! I hung it on me wall! You're quite an artist. In answer to your question, yes we do have Hamburgers and Fries in England, but we call French Fries "chips"! Love, Ringo. PS. Forgive the lateness of my reply. | + | :'''Ringo Starr''': Dear Marge, thanks for the fab painting of yours truly! I hung it on me wall! You're quite an artist. In answer to your question, yes we do have Hamburgers and Fries in England, but we call French Fries "chips"! Love, Ringo. PS. Forgive the lateness of my reply.[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/brush10.mp3 audio clip] |
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:'''Burns''': You're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari! | :'''Burns''': You're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari! | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': If you need me I'll be in the refrigerator! (starts crying) | + | :'''Homer''': If you need me I'll be in the refrigerator! (starts crying) [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/brush9.mp3 audio clip] |
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| − | :'''Smithers''': Actually, I value every second we're together, from the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning till I tuck him in at night. He's not just my boss, he's my best friend too. | + | :'''Smithers''': Actually, I value every second we're together, from the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning till I tuck him in at night. He's not just my boss, he's my best friend too. [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/brush8.mp3 audio clip] |
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Aaah! There's something on my leg, get it off, get it off! | :'''Mr. Burns''': Aaah! There's something on my leg, get it off, get it off! | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': Mr. Burns, it's just a baby! | + | :'''Marge''': Mr. Burns, it's just a baby! [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/brush7.mp3 audio clip] |
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:'''Burns''': Somebody up there likes me, Smithers! | :'''Burns''': Somebody up there likes me, Smithers! | ||
:'''Smithers''': Somebody down here likes you too, sir! | :'''Smithers''': Somebody down here likes you too, sir! | ||
| − | :'''Burns''': Shut up! | + | :'''Burns''': Shut up! [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/brush5.mp3 audio clip] |
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:'''Smithers''': Have you ever ''painted'' the rich and powerful? | :'''Smithers''': Have you ever ''painted'' the rich and powerful? | ||
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:'''Bart/Lisa''': Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? | :'''Bart/Lisa''': Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? | ||
:'''Homer''': YES! | :'''Homer''': YES! | ||
| − | :'''Bart/Lisa''': Thanks, dad! | + | :'''Bart/Lisa''': Thanks, dad! [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/brush3.mp3 audio clip] |
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| − | :'''Krusty''': I hope all you kids come out this weekend and really pack this place, just to show em how grateful I am. I told them you would! Don't make me a liar! | + | :'''Krusty''': I hope all you kids come out this weekend and really pack this place, just to show em how grateful I am. I told them you would! Don't make me a liar! [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/brush1.mp3 audio clip] |
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- Homer: I'm a big fat pig!
- Marge: Now Homer, you do have big bones.
- Homer: Marge, nobody gains 30 pounds of bone! audio clip
- Ringo Starr: Dear Marge, thanks for the fab painting of yours truly! I hung it on me wall! You're quite an artist. In answer to your question, yes we do have Hamburgers and Fries in England, but we call French Fries "chips"! Love, Ringo. PS. Forgive the lateness of my reply.audio clip
- Burns: You're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari!
- Homer: If you need me I'll be in the refrigerator! (starts crying) audio clip
- Smithers: Actually, I value every second we're together, from the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning till I tuck him in at night. He's not just my boss, he's my best friend too. audio clip
- Mr. Burns: Aaah! There's something on my leg, get it off, get it off!
- Marge: Mr. Burns, it's just a baby! audio clip
- Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers!
- Smithers: Somebody down here likes you too, sir!
- Burns: Shut up! audio clip
- Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
- Marge: Well, I don't know. Just Ringo Starr.
- Mr. Burns: Ringo?
- Smithers: He was the drummer for a rock and roll pop combo called The Beatles, sir.
- Mr. Burns: Beatles, eh? Yes, I seem to remember their off-key caterwauling on the old Sullivan Show. What was Ed thinking?
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: No!
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: No!
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: No!
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: No!
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: No!
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: No!
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: No!
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: No!!
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: No!!!!
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: No! No! No! NOOO! If I take you will you two shut up and quit bugging me!
- Lisa: Yeah of course!
- Bart: Well?
- Bart/Lisa: Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
- Homer: YES!
- Bart/Lisa: Thanks, dad! audio clip
- Krusty: I hope all you kids come out this weekend and really pack this place, just to show em how grateful I am. I told them you would! Don't make me a liar! audio clip
