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| − | :''Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music'' | + | :''[Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music.]'' |
| − | :'''Lenny''': Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. | + | :'''[[Lenny]]''': Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. |
| − | :''Four clowns tumble into room to clown music'' | + | :''Four clowns tumble into room to clown music.'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': Clowns are funny. | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Clowns are funny. |
| − | :''Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame'' | + | :''[Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame.]'' |
| − | :'''Carl and Charlie''': AUGH! HELP US! | + | :'''[[Carl]] and [[Charlie]]''': AUGH! HELP US! |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :''Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement'' | + | :''[Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement.]'' |
| − | :'''Bart:''' Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad. | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad. |
| − | :'''Lisa:''' If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. |
| − | :'''Homer:''' Thanks, honey. Bank shot! [bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa] | + | :'''Homer:''' Thanks, honey. Bank shot! ''[bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]'' |
:'''Lisa:''' Wow! That's good aim, Dad. | :'''Lisa:''' Wow! That's good aim, Dad. | ||
:'''Homer:''' Well, it was my major. | :'''Homer:''' Well, it was my major. | ||
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| − | :'''Krusty''': OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy! | + | :'''[[Krusty]]''': OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? ''[sees Homer]'' Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy! |
:'''Homer''': Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. | :'''Homer''': Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. | ||
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:'''Krusty''': OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle -- | :'''Krusty''': OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle -- | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle. | + | :'''Homer''': ''[laughs]'' Stop it, you're killing me! ''[laughs more]'' Seattle. |
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:'''Krusty''': Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins. | :'''Krusty''': Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins. | ||
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:'''[[Luigi]]''': "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum." | :'''[[Luigi]]''': "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum." | ||
| − | :''( | + | :''(People get mad.)'' |
:'''Luigi''': "I only consider you scum-a compared to [[Krusty]]." | :'''Luigi''': "I only consider you scum-a compared to [[Krusty]]." | ||
| − | :''( | + | :''(People forgive him.)'' |
:'''Luigi''': "Yeah, you see how you scum." | :'''Luigi''': "Yeah, you see how you scum." | ||
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| − | :''Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty'' | + | :''[Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty.]'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson! | + | :'''Homer''': But wait... you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him... I'm Homer Simpson! |
| − | :'''Fat Tony''': The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club? | + | :'''[[Fat Tony]]''': The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club? |
| − | :'''Homer''': Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble. | + | :'''Homer''': Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, [[Barney Gumble]]. |
| − | :'''Legs''': The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister? | + | :'''[[Legs]]''': The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister? |
| − | :'''Homer''': Uh, actually, my ''real'' name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- Joe Valachi! | + | :'''Homer''': Uh, actually, my ''real'' name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- [[Joe Valachi]]! |
| − | :'''Louie''': The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime? | + | :'''[[Louie]]''': The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime? |
| − | :'''Homer''': Benedict Arnold! | + | :'''Homer''': [[Benedict Arnold]]! |
:'''Legs''': The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? | :'''Legs''': The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? | ||
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- [Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music.]
- Lenny: Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire.
- Four clowns tumble into room to clown music.
- Homer: Clowns are funny.
- [Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame.]
- Carl and Charlie: AUGH! HELP US!
- [Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement.]
- Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
- Lisa: If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you.
- Homer: Thanks, honey. Bank shot! [bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]
- Lisa: Wow! That's good aim, Dad.
- Homer: Well, it was my major.
- Krusty: OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!
- Homer: Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
- Krusty: OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle --
- Homer: [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle.
- Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins.
- Luigi: "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."
- (People get mad.)
- Luigi: "I only consider you scum-a compared to Krusty."
- (People forgive him.)
- Luigi: "Yeah, you see how you scum."
- [Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty.]
- Homer: But wait... you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him... I'm Homer Simpson!
- Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
- Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
- Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister?
- Homer: Uh, actually, my real name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- Joe Valachi!
- Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?
- Homer: Benedict Arnold!
- Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
