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Bart: "Why does God need our money?"

Homer: "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?"

Rod: Hurry, let's climb down.

Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple): "Don't let our hands touch it's gay."

Rod: "What does 'gay' mean?"

Bart: "Um, It means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore."

Rod: (shouting down at Flanders) "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!"

Marge: (laughs nervously) "I believe he's saying...he's okay."

Homer: "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel."

Homer: (sarcastic tone) "Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!"

Ned: (gasp) "A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!"

Todd: "I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue."

Rod: "The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!"

Rod: (praying) "And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."

Marge: "Aw."

Todd: (praying) "And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches."

Marge: "Aw."

Rod: (praying) "And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers."

Marge: (surprised) "Oh."

Rod: (praying) "But we forgive her."

Marge: "Ooooo."