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	Season 16 Episode Quotes
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[Father Sean tells Bart how he became a priest in a flashback.]

Father Sean: [after fighting with his father] I was laying in the gutter, pickin' up me teeth when St. Peter himself appears before me.

[Saint Peter appears.]

Saint Peter: Sean, you wanker.

Father Sean: He says.

Saint Peter: Repent of your wicked ways or sod off.

[He spits on Father Sean and disappears, revealing he was just a streetlight.]

Father Sean: Then he gobbed in my face and turned back into a streetlight.

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