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{{TB|Eh, hard pass.}}
 
{{TB|Eh, hard pass.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|What?! I thought you’d want to pull this town up by its lumberjack bootstraps.}}
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{{TB|What?! I thought you'd want to pull this town up by its lumberjack bootstraps.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lumberjack bootstraps are the same as regular bootstraps.}}
 
{{TB|Lumberjack bootstraps are the same as regular bootstraps.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
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{{TB|You’re just gonna stand there and watch while consumerism takes its axe and chops us down?}}
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{{TB|You're just gonna stand there and watch while consumerism takes its axe and chops us down?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Man, you’re really fixated on the lumberjack thing.}}
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{{TB|Man, you're really fixated on the lumberjack thing.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|Just please help us.}}
 
{{TB|Just please help us.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I’m Paul Bunyan, not Saint Paul Bunyan.}}
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{{TB|I'm Paul Bunyan, not Saint Paul Bunyan.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paul Bunyan Play Fetch With Big Blue|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paul Bunyan Play Fetch With Big Blue|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Good boy! I'm glad I turned a mountain into you. It made you twice as strong as an ox.}}
 
{{TB|Good boy! I'm glad I turned a mountain into you. It made you twice as strong as an ox.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon}}
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{{TB|Now, let’s get out of this Springfield dump…}}
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{{TB|Now, let's get out of this Springfield dump...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Ooh, a myPhone Pro for seventy-five dollars? That’s a steal!}}
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{{TB|Ooh, a myPhone Pro for seventy-five dollars? That's a steal!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|This guy’s the worst!}}
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{{TB|This guy's the worst!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paul Bunyan Buy a New Phone|4 hours|the [[Springfield Swap Meet]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paul Bunyan Buy a New Phone|4 hours|the [[Springfield Swap Meet]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|Can you please at least talk to the people and convince them that Thanksgiving isn’t about buying stuff?}}
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{{TB|Can you please at least talk to the people and convince them that Thanksgiving isn't about buying stuff?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Fine, but you really are over-indexing on my popularity.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Fine, but you really are over-indexing on my popularity.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon}}
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{{TB|Hey shoppers, Springfielders, Americans… do you think I should get the new myPhone in Sleek Silver or Astronaut Taupe?}}
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{{TB|Hey shoppers, Springfielders, Americans... do you think I should get the new myPhone in Sleek Silver or Astronaut Taupe?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon}}
 
{{TB|Also, don't you think you should stop with this Black Friday nonsense and go home to your families on Thanksgiving?}}
 
{{TB|Also, don't you think you should stop with this Black Friday nonsense and go home to your families on Thanksgiving?}}

Revision as of 19:33, February 14, 2025


Lumber-sensible
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: All American Auction
Required characters: Paul Bunyan, Ned


Lumber-sensible is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the All American Auction content update. It requires Paul Bunyan to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Spread your wisdom of the forest. Turn these people away from discount consumerism and teach them how to be thankful for what they have.
Paul Bunyan Eh, hard pass.
Ned - Surprised What?! I thought you'd want to pull this town up by its lumberjack bootstraps.
Paul Bunyan Lumberjack bootstraps are the same as regular bootstraps.
Ned - Worried You're just gonna stand there and watch while consumerism takes its axe and chops us down?
Paul Bunyan - Annoyed Man, you're really fixated on the lumberjack thing.
Ned Just please help us.
Paul Bunyan - Annoyed I'm Paul Bunyan, not Saint Paul Bunyan.
Task: "Make Paul Bunyan Play Fetch With Big Blue". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Paul Bunyan's exclamation mark
Paul Bunyan - Happy You're my boy, Big Blue! Now fetch this two-hundred-year-old redwood!
Paul Bunyan - Happy Good boy! I'm glad I turned a mountain into you. It made you twice as strong as an ox.
Paul Bunyan Now, let's get out of this Springfield dump...
Paul Bunyan - Happy Ooh, a myPhone Pro for seventy-five dollars? That's a steal!
Ned - Angry This guy's the worst!
Task: "Make Paul Bunyan Buy a New Phone". The job takes place at the Springfield Swap Meet and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Can you please at least talk to the people and convince them that Thanksgiving isn't about buying stuff?
Paul Bunyan - Sad *sigh* Fine, but you really are over-indexing on my popularity.
Paul Bunyan Hey shoppers, Springfielders, Americans... do you think I should get the new myPhone in Sleek Silver or Astronaut Taupe?
Paul Bunyan Also, don't you think you should stop with this Black Friday nonsense and go home to your families on Thanksgiving?
Moe - Angry Black Friday is an American right. Go back to the lumberjack land you came from!
Paul Bunyan - Annoyed Screw it. You're on your own with this one, Ned.
Task: "Make Paul Bunyan Go Nuts in an Arboretum". The job takes place at the Springfield Swap Meet and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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