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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You're my son and you will hate what I hate. Angled parking, lemons, Kickstarters by famous guys who already have lots of money, and this boat! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} They've been at it all night. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I know, but they're not gonna waste a whole Saturday inside. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, I want you—my wife—to draft my fantasy football team. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I-I don't really know that much about the... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} My team name is "Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe" and my password is "Annoyed Grunt." Draft with God, honey. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} This has got to stop. If you don't go to work, you're going to get fired. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I can get another job. Who wouldn't want to hire a man who won't back down? I could be a prison warden or a Southern anything. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, lame ass, Thanks to you, we're stuck on a stupid therapy boat. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm the lame ass? The only lame ass on this boat is you and all the other lame asses! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Brief Nudityyyy!! | |
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} *Gasp* Lenny used the "uck" word! | ||
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- Homer: You're my son and you will hate what I hate. Angled parking, lemons, Kickstarters by famous guys who already have lots of money, and this boat!
- Marge: They've been at it all night.
- Lisa: I know, but they're not gonna waste a whole Saturday inside.
- Homer: Marge, I want you—my wife—to draft my fantasy football team.
- Marge: I-I don't really know that much about the...
- Homer: My team name is "Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe" and my password is "Annoyed Grunt." Draft with God, honey.
- Marge: This has got to stop. If you don't go to work, you're going to get fired.
- Homer: I can get another job. Who wouldn't want to hire a man who won't back down? I could be a prison warden or a Southern anything.
- Bart: Hey, lame ass, Thanks to you, we're stuck on a stupid therapy boat.
- Homer: I'm the lame ass? The only lame ass on this boat is you and all the other lame asses!
- Homer: Brief Nudityyyy!!
- Marge: *Gasp* Lenny used the "uck" word!
