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:'''[[Marge]]''': "Family head count. Pointy, pointy, spiky, stylish...Gasp! Where's baldy?"
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mr. Secretary, can you read the minutes of our last meeting?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} "Girls are yucky, seconded and carried." ''[turns page]'' "A fart was detected. [[Martin Prince|Martin]] denied it and so was ruled to have supplied it."
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{{qf|Bart}} Good.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Why does a dog have human girlfriends?"
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Family head count. Pointy, pointy, spiky, stylish... Gasp! Where's baldy?
:'''Marge''': "People do crazy things in ads...like eat at [[Arby's]]."
 
 
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:'''[[Duffman]]''': "Are you there, [[God]]? It's me, Duffman."
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why does a dog have human girlfriends?
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{{qf|Marge}} People do crazy things in ads... like eat at [[Arby's]].
 
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:''[a great white shark is about to attack Homer]''
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{{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Are you there, [[God]]? It's me, Duffman.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ok Homer, now how did that naked lady form ''[[Jaws]]'' survive?
 
 
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:''[Lisa and her friends having a meeting]''
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:''[A great white shark is about to attack Homer.]''
:'''Lisa''': Janey more tea?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ok Homer, now how did that naked lady form ''[[Jaws]]'' survive?
:'''Database''':[on the cup phone] Now operation Lady bug is a go now and over. [puts the cup phone on the window]
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:'''Lisa''': Today Balthazar would tell us about Global Warming in the land beyond the rainbow. Each year we do 7 species of gumdrops. [Bart and his friends listening in the cup phone]
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Skinned elbows? All right! Time to score some pitty... Mommy!
:'''Bart''': [imitating Marge's voice on the cup phone] Lisa this is your mother. [Lisa and her friends looks around where the voice come from] The doctor says you brush you teeth.
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:'''Lisa''':[looks around] That's not mom. [sees the cup phone on her window] Someone is spying on us![grabs and pulls the cup phone Bart and his friends pull on the cup phone]
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[as Marge]'' Lisa this is your mother. The doctor says your butt's too big.
:'''Milhouse''':[pulling on the cup phone] No one told me they're pulling!
 
[Bart, Lisa and their friends form a tug of war and the treehouse starts to tip from left to right and is destroyed Bart and his friends fell to the ground]
 
:'''Milhouse''':[Holding his arms bleeding] Skin down holes. All right! Time to square some pitty. [Tips his glasses] Mommy! [walking away dazedly]
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
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Season 14 Episode Quotes
309 "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
310
"Old Yeller-Belly"
"Brake My Wife, Please" 311


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Bart: Mr. Secretary, can you read the minutes of our last meeting?
Milhouse: "Girls are yucky, seconded and carried." [turns page] "A fart was detected. Martin denied it and so was ruled to have supplied it."
Bart: Good.

Marge: Family head count. Pointy, pointy, spiky, stylish... Gasp! Where's baldy?

Lisa: Why does a dog have human girlfriends?
Marge: People do crazy things in ads... like eat at Arby's.

Duffman: Are you there, God? It's me, Duffman.

[A great white shark is about to attack Homer.]
Homer: Ok Homer, now how did that naked lady form Jaws survive?

Milhouse: Skinned elbows? All right! Time to score some pitty... Mommy!

Bart: [as Marge] Lisa this is your mother. The doctor says your butt's too big.
Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade Large Marge Helter Shelter The Great Louse Detective Special Edna The Dad Who Knew Too Little The Strong Arms of the Ma Pray Anything Barting Over I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can A Star Is Born Again Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington C.E. D'oh 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Three Gays of the Condo Dude, Where's My Ranch? Old Yeller-Belly Brake My Wife, Please The Bart of War Moe Baby Blues