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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lisa Goes Gaga|Treehouse of Horror XXIII}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lisa Goes Gaga|Treehouse of Horror XXIII}} | ||
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| − | :'''[[ | + | :''[Bart visits Jenny's house and he knocks the door. Jenny answers the door]'' |
| + | {{qf|{{ap|Jenny|The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly}}}} Eat my shorts! | ||
| + | :''[Jenny shuts the door cuts to Darcy's house. Darcy opens the door]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Darcy]]}} Drop dead. | ||
| + | :''[Darcy shuts the door cuts to Gina's cell. Gina opens the cell]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Gina Vendetti]]}} Eat fist, jerk! | ||
| + | :''[Gina punches Bart and shuts the cell door]'' | ||
| + | :''[Bart is in front of Nikki McKenna's house. Nikki answers the door.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Nikki McKenna]]}} You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. And not giving me a kiss. | ||
:''[Bart kisses Nikki.]'' | :''[Bart kisses Nikki.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Nikki}} Inappropriate! | |
:''[Bart faces the opposite direction.]'' | :''[Bart faces the opposite direction.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Nikki}} I miss you! | |
:''[Bart walks towards Nikki.]'' | :''[Bart walks towards Nikki.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Nikki}} Stalker! | |
:''[Bart runs off.]'' | :''[Bart runs off.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Nikki}} Save me! | ||
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:''[Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]'' | :''[Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} Is you one of my kids? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No, sir! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cletus}} Prove it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} A, B, C - | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cletus}} Alright, alright, you convinced me, Einstein! | |
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| + | :''[Homer consoles Bart on his love life.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave." | ||
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- [Bart visits Jenny's house and he knocks the door. Jenny answers the door]
- Jenny: Eat my shorts!
- [Jenny shuts the door cuts to Darcy's house. Darcy opens the door]
- Darcy: Drop dead.
- [Darcy shuts the door cuts to Gina's cell. Gina opens the cell]
- Gina Vendetti: Eat fist, jerk!
- [Gina punches Bart and shuts the cell door]
- [Bart is in front of Nikki McKenna's house. Nikki answers the door.]
- Nikki McKenna: You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. And not giving me a kiss.
- [Bart kisses Nikki.]
- Nikki: Inappropriate!
- [Bart faces the opposite direction.]
- Nikki: I miss you!
- [Bart walks towards Nikki.]
- Nikki: Stalker!
- [Bart runs off.]
- Nikki: Save me!
- [Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]
- Cletus Spuckler: Is you one of my kids?
- Bart: No, sir!
- Cletus: Prove it!
- Bart: A, B, C -
- Cletus: Alright, alright, you convinced me, Einstein!
- [Homer consoles Bart on his love life.]
- Homer: "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave."
