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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out]'' Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} I need cash, and fast! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} It's been four years since my last date with a whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Oh, Homer! I've been the world's biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Aww, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Renee]]}} Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Nah, it ain't that. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Renee}} What, so you're married? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hmm, I don't know... I can just imagine what Marge would say! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[In Homer's imagination]'' Homer, I insist you steal that car! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'll do it! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Renee}} Really? You think I'm gorgeous? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Yeah, well, the part that's showin'. Guess you could have a lotta weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Renee}} You don't talk to a lot of women, do you? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town! | |
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| − | + | :''[Homer makes a toast.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} To [[Marge]], and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar. | |
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- Moe: [upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out] Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny.
- Homer: Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money.
- Moe: I need cash, and fast!
- Moe: It's been four years since my last date with a whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman.
- Moe: Oh, Homer! I've been the world's biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me?
- Homer: Aww, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk!
- Moe: Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya.
- Renee: Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!
- Moe: Nah, it ain't that.
- Renee: What, so you're married?
- Moe: No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first?
- Homer: Hmm, I don't know... I can just imagine what Marge would say!
- Marge: [In Homer's imagination] Homer, I insist you steal that car!
- Homer: I'll do it!
- Renee: Really? You think I'm gorgeous?
- Moe: Yeah, well, the part that's showin'. Guess you could have a lotta weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'.
- Renee: You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?
- Moe: No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me.
- Homer: Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch!
- Moe: Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?
- Homer: Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town!
- [Homer makes a toast.]
- Homer: To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar.
