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Latest revision as of 12:10, October 13, 2025


Law & Side Orders
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Food Wars
Required characters: Dimwillie
Optional characters: Wiggum, Sentient Lard Lad Statue, Laird Ladd
Internal name(s): LawAndSideOrders
ID(s): 270017 - 270020


Law & Side Orders is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Food Wars content update. It requires Dimwillie to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark
Wiggum - Angry Hey Dimwillie, looks like you ordered a burger with a side of demise, because you're under arrest for MURDER, scumbag!
Dimwillie - Surprised What?!
Wiggum - Happy Man, that felt good! Sorry, was that too over the top? I don't really get to accuse people of murder a lot. Tried to throw a little Dennis Franz in there.
Dimwillie Oh yeah, I did feel a little Sipowicz flavor.
Dimwillie - Confused One problem, though: I haven't killed anyone!
Wiggum - Abrupt Oh yeah? Well look at poor, dead Laird Ladd here. Looks like your hamburger army eighty-sixed him!
Wiggum - Happy That's restaurant slang that means they killed him. Trying to work a little Gordon Ramsay into this arrest too.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Accuse Dimwillie of Murder". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Dimwillie Protest His Innocence". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Laird Ladd - Angry What are you two boobs yelling about?! Can't an old man nap in peace around here?
Wiggum - Surprised Mr. Ladd, you're alive?! I assumed you were dead because you didn't answer any of my texts.
Wiggum - Confused Unless you were g-g-g-ghosting me!
Laird Ladd - Angry I gave your text a thumbs up, that counts as texting back! Now which one of you dolts left these giant donut crumbs and jelly filling all over the floor here?
Wiggum - Surprised Giant donut crumbs? Jelly filling? Oh my gosh! Someone killed Lard Lad!
Wiggum - Angry Dimwillie, it was you!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark
Wiggum - Angry Hey Dimwillie, looks like you ordered another burger with a side of demise, because you're—
Dimwillie - Annoyed This again? I didn't kill Lard Lad either!
Wiggum - Sad C'mon, give me another shot at this. I'm so close!
Dimwillie - Annoyed Well, how do we know it wasn't you?
Wiggum - Guilty You think I'd have the willpower to leave those crumbs behind?
Laird Ladd - Annoyed He's got you there.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Accuse Dimwillie of Murder...Again". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Dimwillie Try to Influence the Investigation". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark
Dimwillie - Happy I didn't do it, Chief! Look, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but—
Wiggum - Sad Why doesn't anyone ever want to tell me how to do my job? This is really hard and I could use some guidance!
Dimwillie - Confused Didn't you have to go through the police academy?
Wiggum - Sad It was mostly watching "21 Jump Street" and going undercover in a local high school. Never got so many wedgies in my life...
Dimwillie - Annoyed How hard could it be to find out who killed a giant donut spokesman?
Wiggum You're right! The first thing I have to do is get down to the basics of police investigation...
Dimwillie - Confused Establish a timeline, motive, and find a murder weapon?
Wiggum - Happy No, I need to go undercover! Now what kind of wig should I go with, '70s afro or '80s mullet?
Dimwillie - Annoyed Ugh, I'll just do it myself...
Task: "Make Dimwillie Look for Clues". The job takes 4 hours.
Dimwillie - Annoyed Nothing! Boy, TV makes everything look easier than it is in real life.
Moe - Sad Tell me about it. I tried smuggling one of them Baby Yodas, and those things bite!
Dimwillie - Annoyed I'm trying to solve a murder here, not carry around a Muppet.
Moe - Confused Who died?
Dimwillie - Annoyed Someone killed Lard Lad, and they're trying to frame me for it.
Moe - Sneaky Y'know, there are some giant footprints over by the Bowlarama...
Dimwillie - Surprised Giant footprints? That can only mean one thing!
Moe - Worried Yeah — the guy that's trying to frame you has really big feet!
Dimwillie - Annoyed No, you goon, it means Lard Lad's still alive!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark
Dimwillie - Surprised Lard Lad?! You're alive!
Dimwillie - Confused And sweeping a bowling alley?
Sentient Lard Lad Statue I'm not sweeping — it's curling night at the bowling alley.
Dimwillie - Confused What the heck is curling?
Sentient Lard Lad Statue - Happy It's the national sport of Canada after ice hockey, lacrosse, Canadian football, and maybe baseball if the Blue Jays are winning. And it's my real passion!
Dimwillie - Annoyed So, what, you faked your death?
Sentient Lard Lad Statue - Sad Yeah. I thought Wiggum would think Laird Ladd did it and lock him away, and then I'd be free to pursue my dream.
Dimwillie - Confused Of being a curling star?
Sentient Lard Lad Statue - Sad No, there's no such thing as a curling star. Even if you win a world championship, you're still just a person who's good at an obscure sport no one's heard of.
Sentient Lard Lad Statue - Annoyed My actual dream is just not having to promote cheap donuts for that wrinkled old tyrant anymore.
Laird Ladd - Angry I heard that!
If Sentient Lard Lad Statue is owned: Task: "Make Lard Lad Try to Explain Curling". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Visitable Home, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Laird Ladd is owned: Task: "Make Laird Ladd Tell Lard Lad to Get Back to Work". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Dimwillie Try to Understand Curling". The job takes 4 hours.
Wiggum - Guilty Well, I guess I owe you an apology for accusing you of murdering Laird Ladd. And then accusing you of murdering Lard Lad.
Dimwillie - Annoyed Don't forget making me spend hours rehearsing with you so you could "get into character" when you went undercover.
Wiggum - Surprised Hey, one slip-up and I woulda been toast!
Dimwillie - Annoyed You were going undercover as a cop from Shelbyville!
Wiggum - Confused Exactly! They wear grey uniforms and we wear blue, and I'm color blind!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the TV franchise Law & Order.


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