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{{TB|Then why do we keep getting angry voicemails from Mr. Burns asking where you are?}} | {{TB|Then why do we keep getting angry voicemails from Mr. Burns asking where you are?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mobile Phone Icon|Mr. Burns|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Mobile Phone Icon|Mr. Burns|Angry}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Get your hindquarters in here — posthaste! | + | {{TB|Get your hindquarters in here — posthaste! {{*}}beep{{*}}}} |
{{Tapped Out Mobile Phone Icon|Mr. Burns|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Mobile Phone Icon|Mr. Burns|Angry}} | ||
{{TB|Is your absence due to that four-day work week foolishness?! My memorandum clearly stated that I was adding four MORE days of work to each bi-week! {{*}}beep{{*}}}} | {{TB|Is your absence due to that four-day work week foolishness?! My memorandum clearly stated that I was adding four MORE days of work to each bi-week! {{*}}beep{{*}}}} | ||
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{{TB|You nincompoop, we are facing a crisis-level meltdown due to your desertion! {{*}}beep{{*}}}} | {{TB|You nincompoop, we are facing a crisis-level meltdown due to your desertion! {{*}}beep{{*}}}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I didn't realize Mr. Burns was a "make phone calls to employees" type of | + | {{TB|I didn't realize Mr. Burns was a "make phone calls to employees" type of boss...}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh yeah, he's always leaving me voicemails like that. It's our thing.}} | {{TB|Oh yeah, he's always leaving me voicemails like that. It's our thing.}} | ||
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{{TB|Could be weeks, Marge. Trust me, a bunch of morons run things at that plant.}} | {{TB|Could be weeks, Marge. Trust me, a bunch of morons run things at that plant.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Well, they're all out of flashlights at the store and the only candles we have left are these mosquito repellent | + | {{TB|Well, they're all out of flashlights at the store and the only candles we have left are these mosquito repellent ones...}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yeah, I think the dog's allergic to the scent or something.}} | {{TB|Yeah, I think the dog's allergic to the scent or something.}} | ||
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{{TB|{{*}}shaking fist{{*}} List them.}} | {{TB|{{*}}shaking fist{{*}} List them.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|"The Battle of Vienna Sausage", "The Bay of Pigs in a Blanket", "The French's Revolution" | + | {{TB|"The Battle of Vienna Sausage", "The Bay of Pigs in a Blanket", "The French's Revolution"...}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Keep 'em comin'.}} | {{TB|Keep 'em comin'.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|"The War of the Relish Succession", "The Coleslaw Uprising", "The Ket-chup Offensive" | + | {{TB|"The War of the Relish Succession", "The Coleslaw Uprising", "The Ket-chup Offensive"...}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}} | ||
{{TB|Mmm, hot dog puns.}} | {{TB|Mmm, hot dog puns.}} | ||
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Head to the Squidport|6 seconds|the [[Squidport Entrance]], [[Bloaters at the Squidport]], or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Head to the Squidport|6 seconds|the [[Squidport Entrance]], [[Bloaters at the Squidport]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Light More Candles|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Enjoy Quiet Reading by Candlelight|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Head to the Squidport|6 seconds|the [[Squidport Entrance]], [[Bloaters at the Squidport]], or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Head to the Squidport|6 seconds|the [[Squidport Entrance]], [[Bloaters at the Squidport]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Light More Candles|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Enjoy Quiet Reading by Candlelight|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Okay, we'll take fourteen chili | + | {{TB|Okay, we'll take fourteen chili dogs... No, fifteen.}} |
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon|Confused}} | {{Tapped Out Deuce Icon|Confused}} | ||
{{TB|Fifteen chili dogs? The only person who orders that many is my friend, H-Dog!}} | {{TB|Fifteen chili dogs? The only person who orders that many is my friend, H-Dog!}} | ||
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{{TB|You stole the caboose and drove it off a bridge!}} | {{TB|You stole the caboose and drove it off a bridge!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Oh yeah. I sort of do recall doing | + | {{TB|Oh yeah. I sort of do recall doing that...}} |
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|But it's all in the past, H- | + | {{TB|But it's all in the past, H-Dog...}} |
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Deuce Icon|Happy}} | ||
{{TB|Things are going great for me now! I've been selling all my hot dog grease to the Grease Recycling Plant and I'm making a killing!}} | {{TB|Things are going great for me now! I've been selling all my hot dog grease to the Grease Recycling Plant and I'm making a killing!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Oh yeah, we tried that once. Not exactly what I'd call a lucrative | + | {{TB|Oh yeah, we tried that once. Not exactly what I'd call a lucrative endeavor...}} |
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That was before the blackout drove the price of grease through the roof. Since every store sold out of candles, people are making their own at home — out of GREASE!}} | {{TB|That was before the blackout drove the price of grease through the roof. Since every store sold out of candles, people are making their own at home — out of GREASE!}} | ||
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{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} I can still hear you.}} | {{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} I can still hear you.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}} | ||
| − | {{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} So...is it okay if we also sell grease?}} |
{{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Deuce Icon}} | ||
{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} As long as I get 10%.}} | {{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} As long as I get 10%.}} | ||
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{{TB|In the gristle grind!}} | {{TB|In the gristle grind!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}} | ||
| − | {{TB|In the tallow shall- | + | {{TB|In the tallow shall-owe...? Yeah, that one doesn't work...}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It's the attempt that counts.}} | {{TB|It's the attempt that counts.}} | ||
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The Unbearable Darkness of Being
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The Unbearable Darkness of Being is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hot Diggity D'oh! content update.
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the novel The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera.
