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{{TB|It was a soul swap from the writer of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was the only one of the three I didn't have to feed.}}
 
{{TB|It was a soul swap from the writer of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was the only one of the three I didn't have to feed.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
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{{TB|Interesting…}}
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{{TB|Interesting...}}
 
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|I was, but I escaped through a piece of magic furniture. Now I need to find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch!}}
 
{{TB|I was, but I escaped through a piece of magic furniture. Now I need to find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
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{{TB|There's nothing a lawyer can't fix…}}
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{{TB|There's nothing a lawyer can't fix...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Or ruin.}}
 
{{TB|Or ruin.}}
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{{TB|Reverend Lovejoy, I need your help!}}
 
{{TB|Reverend Lovejoy, I need your help!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Little Lisa Simpson in Hell…}}
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{{TB|Little Lisa Simpson in Hell...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|I'm only there because I found out Old Scratch is going to keep Bart in Hell, so I made a deal—}}
 
{{TB|I'm only there because I found out Old Scratch is going to keep Bart in Hell, so I made a deal—}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisafer Ask Reverend for Theological Advice|3 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Lovejoy Residence]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Reverend Lovejoy Think About Model Trains|3 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Lovejoy Residence]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisafer Ask Reverend for Theological Advice|3 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Lovejoy Residence]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Reverend Lovejoy Think About Model Trains|3 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Lovejoy Residence]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Lisafer, I'm not much of a brim and firestone preacher. I only know ways to stay OUT of Hell — mostly riffing on that Ten Commandments thing…}}
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{{TB|Lisafer, I'm not much of a brim and firestone preacher. I only know ways to stay OUT of Hell — mostly riffing on that Ten Commandments thing...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|And you're already in Hell so I don't have a lot of advice on getting out.}}
 
{{TB|And you're already in Hell so I don't have a lot of advice on getting out.}}
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{{TB|Please tell me there's hope for me and Bart.}}
 
{{TB|Please tell me there's hope for me and Bart.}}
 
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{{TB|Well, in the comics, the heroes always get out of their deals through some convoluted, plot-convenient loophole…}}
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{{TB|Well, in the comics, the heroes always get out of their deals through some convoluted, plot-convenient loophole...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|I don't have any loopholes up my sleeves. I don't even have sleeves.}}
 
{{TB|I don't have any loopholes up my sleeves. I don't even have sleeves.}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}
 
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{{TB|Sneaking off like that… I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, Lisafer.}}
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{{TB|Sneaking off like that... I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, Lisafer.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lisafer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I escaped Hell Detention before, and I'll do it again!}}
 
{{TB|I escaped Hell Detention before, and I'll do it again!}}
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{{TB|I'll just WING it!}}
 
{{TB|I'll just WING it!}}
 
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{{TB|Because you have wings... Yeah, I get it.}}
 
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{{TB|But for now, I'll just HOOF it back to my desk.}}
 
{{TB|But for now, I'll just HOOF it back to my desk.}}

Latest revision as of 16:12, May 3, 2025


Putting the Pun in Punishment
Tapped Out Lisafer Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXI
Required characters: Lisafer
Optional characters: Old Scratch, Marge, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Rev. Lovejoy, Milhouse, Comic Book Guy
Internal name(s): PuttingThePunInPunishment
ID(s): 237037 - 237041


Putting the Pun in Punishment is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update. It requires Lisafer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark
Old Scratch Lisafer! I know you're trying to win our bet by failing your classes here in Hell, but you'll fail nothing stuck in detention.
Old Scratch - Happy And to further your torment you'll listen to the worst music in heaven or hell — jazz!
Lisafer - Happy Terrific! I love all forms of jazz!
Old Scratch - Annoyed Damn it!
Old Scratch - Happy Forget jazz. Here's an excruciating assignment for you — write five hundred thousand words on Proto-Feminist Transcendentalist Literature!
Lisafer - Happy That's great too! I can give you two hundred thousand words on Margaret Fuller alone!
Old Scratch - Annoyed Curses! This may be more challenging than I thought.
Task: "Make Lisafer Take Everything Old Scratch Can Dish Out". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated With Lisafer". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Old Scratch - Annoyed You're a tough nut to crack.
Lisafer Thank you!
Old Scratch - Annoyed I hate nuts!
Lisafer Even cashews? Boy, you are a gloomy Gus.
Lisafer - Annoyed Say, what's with that wardrobe over there?
Old Scratch It was a soul swap from the writer of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was the only one of the three I didn't have to feed.
Lisafer Interesting...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark
Marge - Confused Lisa! What are you doing here? Bart said you were stuck in Hell Detention!
Lisafer - Surprised I was, but I escaped through a piece of magic furniture. Now I need to find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch!
Marge - Serious There's nothing a lawyer can't fix...
Lisafer - Sad Or ruin.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Call the Blue-Haired Lawyer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Lisafer Consult With the Blue-Haired Lawyer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
If Blue-Haired Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Prepare His Bill". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Blue-Haired Lawyer I'm afraid your daughter is in a jam. Old Scratch's contracts are notoriously convoluted and difficult to fight in court.
Blue-Haired Lawyer My advice would be to appeal to a higher power.
Lisafer - Sad So there's nothing we can do legally?
Blue-Haired Lawyer You can pay my legal bill.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisafer - Sad Reverend Lovejoy, I need your help!
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed Little Lisa Simpson in Hell...
Lisafer - Sad I'm only there because I found out Old Scratch is going to keep Bart in Hell, so I made a deal—
Lisafer - Annoyed Are you even listening?
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed Sorry, I was thinking about my model trains. It's how I get through those long, boring sermons too. Chugga-chugga-choo-choo!
Task: "Make Lisafer Ask Reverend for Theological Advice". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield, Lovejoy Residence, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
If Rev. Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Reverend Lovejoy Think About Model Trains". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield, Lovejoy Residence, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed Lisafer, I'm not much of a brim and firestone preacher. I only know ways to stay OUT of Hell — mostly riffing on that Ten Commandments thing...
Rev. Lovejoy - Sad And you're already in Hell so I don't have a lot of advice on getting out.
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed You should try bingeing the early seasons of "Prison Break" for ideas.
Lisafer - Annoyed Thanks for nothing.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark
Milhouse Hey Lisa. I like the wings.
Lisafer - Sad They're fake.
Milhouse - Sad Why do women feel they have to fake everything? Especially around me?
Lisafer - Sad I was trying to hide from Old Scratch. I'm going to get called back to Hell. And then Bart and I will be trapped there forever.
Lisafer - Annoyed I need someone who can help me find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch. But so far everyone is clueless!
Lisafer - Annoyed Someone who's not from the establishment, someone who doesn't fit the mold.
Milhouse - Excited How 'bout someone who doesn't fit his pants?
Lisafer - Surprised You have someone in mind?
Milhouse - Proud Let's go see Comic Book Guy!
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Take Lisafer to the Android's Dungeon". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisafer Go to the Android's Dungeon". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Look Up Comic Book Demonology". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lisafer - Sad Please tell me there's hope for me and Bart.
Comic Book Guy Well, in the comics, the heroes always get out of their deals through some convoluted, plot-convenient loophole...
Lisafer - Annoyed I don't have any loopholes up my sleeves. I don't even have sleeves.
Comic Book Guy I've found there is one thing that all villains hate — plucky heroes who defiantly quip in the face of their menacing evil!
Lisafer - Surprised Well that's better than noth— AAAAAAAH!
Milhouse - Surprised Oh no! Lisa's been sucked back to Hell!
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed Without buying anything!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark
Old Scratch - Annoyed Sneaking off like that... I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, Lisafer.
Lisafer I escaped Hell Detention before, and I'll do it again!
Old Scratch - Annoyed You won't escape without a plan.
Lisafer - Happy I'll just WING it!
Old Scratch - Annoyed Because you have wings... Yeah, I get it.
Lisafer But for now, I'll just HOOF it back to my desk.
Old Scratch - Annoyed Yes, you have hooves too. Your pluck and quips are so annoying!
Lisafer Then I've succeeded because down here it's good to be annoying.
Old Scratch - Annoyed Ugh!
Task: "Make Lisafer Annoy Old Scratch With Pluck and Quips". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 5 hours.
If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated by Pluck and Quips". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 5 hours.
Old Scratch - Annoyed Enough! No more detention. Just go back to class. I can't listen to this anymore! You're making my hair fall out!
Lisafer - Happy I hope you don't lose all your hair, or there will be Hell toupée. Tee-hee-hee!
Old Scratch - Annoyed That's your last quip! Get out!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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