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Pain in the Jass is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update. It requires Hugh Jass to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark Welcome to Palm Springfield Resort, sir. Do you have a reservation? Yes. It should be under Jass, first name Hugh. Indeed, I have your reservation right here. Are you here on business or for pleasure, sir? Oh, well...I'm afraid things aren't going too well with the wife. Lara kicked me out. So...pleasure? That's fine. Task: "Make Hugh Jass Check Into His Room". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort and takes 30 minutes. And here is your room key, Mr. Jass. Great, thanks. If you wouldn't mind, please go to our website and fill out this survey on how well I served you today. It shouldn't take more than five minutes, you'll be entered into a drawing for a free drink at the bar, and anything below a score of ten means I lose my job. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark *making a phone call* *goes to voicemail* Hi, you've reached the Jasses. I'm Lara, and I'm Hugh! We can't come to the phone right now but if you just leave a message after the beep we'll get back to you! *beep* Lara, it's me. Listen babe, I was a huge jerk. I'm sorry. I never should have said that about your mother. Let me come home and we can work this out. *beep* *sigh* Life is usually more funny than this. Task: "Make Hugh Jass Take a Contemplative Dip". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort and takes 60 minutes. *walks into the hotel bar* Sir, please don't sit on the chairs without drying off first. You work in the bar, too? You know how to mix a decent drink, kid? As long as the ingredients are in the name. Great. I'll have a screwdriver. Uh...how about a swizzle stick? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark No offense, but this drink you mixed just isn't hitting the spot. You know, I'll be honest, nothing has really satisfied me ever since... *a single tear falls* Since that first Flaming Moe I drank. ... According to my bartender's handbook, I'm supposed to say, "Go to her, Hugh." You're right. Thank you for that heartfelt suggestion. *runs out the door* Task: "Make Hugh Jass Go to Moe's for a Flaming Moe". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours. Proprietor, I would like a Flaming Moe. Sorry, we don't serve those no more. They came between me and my best friend, and the health department threatened to shut us down, so I made a vow to never again– I'll pay five hundred dollars. You want a little umbrella in it? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark And so then...then I said "Stop leering at her, sir. That's my WIFE!" And then I...I socked him in the nose, with my hands. These hands here. Hahaha, oh man that's a great story. *belch* Moe, gimme another Flaming You. Extra flamey, sir. Alright, Hugh. You've had three already. And...I'm kicking myself as I say this, considering how much you're paying for these, but I think you've had enough. How's about I call you a cab? I said good day, sir! What? Listen here you... Either you gimme my wife back or you gimme another of them Flaming Moes. Your call, bucko. Task: "Make Hugh Jass Have One Too Many Flaming Moes". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark *slowly opens his eyes* Where...where am I? You're in the hospital. The hospital? How did I get here? You had one too many Flaming Moe's, you went up on the roof, danced around, and fell off. We've all been there. *belch* And...you saved me? No, you landed on me and broke a few of my bones. I'm checked into the room next door. Oh, sorry. Mr. Jass? There's someone here to see you. *gasp* Lara? Task: "Make Hugh Jass Reconcile With His Wife". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. I have to tell you...you really helped me out. You were the glue that held me together. I haven't had a friend like that in a long time. It's the least I could do...is what the bartender's handbook says I should say. Quest reward: 200 and 20