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Walk Like an Egyptian is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Is anyone else alarmed by the dog-faced men, wandering our town? I've never felt more at home. Silence! I, Pharaoh the living God, do hereby command the building of a Great Artiefice. Way to create jobs, Pharaoh! With my new job, I'll finally be able to afford health care. Well, these aren't exactly the kind of jobs that pay money. Hey, all any of us ask of a leader is to create jobs. You've done that, and I'm a man of my word. Next election, you've got my vote. You don't elect a Pharaoh! Task: "Make Springfielders Do Manual Labor" (x5). The jobs take place at Homer's Workbench and take 4 hours. I've never seen so many jobs created. I must be jobbing sixteen hours a day. Thanks, Pharaoh! We are truly fortunate to live in a country where our leader cares so much about the most important thing: jobs. Back to work! Quest reward: 600 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark People! The Pharaoh has no right to force you to work without pay! Resist! Resist, I say! Whoa, are you trying to take away our jobs? The Pharaoh created them just for us! In the world I come from, we get PAID to work. Really? Wow, you must work super hard. How many limestone blocks do you shape and haul every day? Buddy, if I shaped and hauled any fewer limestone blocks at my job, it'd be criminal. Task: "Make Homer Sow Insurrection". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours. I don't know, Homer. Pharaoh is God, second only to Ra, the Sun God himself. Wait. Your religion has TWO gods? That makes it twice as powerful as mine! Quest reward: 600 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Good news, Flanders: I'm devoting my life to religion. All hail the mighty Ra, God of the Sun. What? But Ra isn't the one true God! He says He is. Okay, but He's wrong. My Guy says so in His holy book. We've got one of those, too. I guess it's a classic He said/He said deal. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to conduct the sacrament of staring at my God for hours. Task: "Make Homer Stare at the Sun". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ned Be Horrified". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Ra has rewarded my devotion with a vision. Where I was blind, now I see. Also, now I am blind. Don't stare at the sun, kids. Quest reward: 600 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark The mighty Ra has spoken to me, and decreed that we must unionize! Okay, great! What is "unionize"? It's when workers band together to fight for their rights. What happens when Pharaoh says no to their demands? Then we do the most awesome thing ever: walk a picket line, chanting, holding signs, and looking mildly embarrassed about the whole thing. ... Or, we could skip right to the armed insurrection? Task: "Make Homer Lead a Strike". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Overthrow Pharaoh" (x5). The jobs take place at Homer's Workbench and take 4 hours. We did it! Pharaoh is defeated! Never again will the top one percent trample on the rights of the poor! Er, yeah. About that... Quest reward: 600 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark I went back in time and overthrew Pharaoh, and it hasn't changed anything about today. Oh mighty Ra, what's thy holy deal?! You can't expect anything useful to come from staring at the sun for a few hours. You're right. Deep down, I know it. Total enlightenment would take at least twice that long! Task: "Make Homer Stare at the Sun". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours. Homer, what have you done to yourself? Ra commands me to get Marge back. Ra is good. I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're blind. Permanently. Until the writers need you not to be blind for a joke, at which time you will heal miraculously. Congratulations! Quest reward: 600 and 10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the song "Walk Like an Egyptian" by the Bangles.