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Cheezus H Rice

Food/Drink Information

Type:	Rice
Town:	Springfield
First appearance:	"King-Size Homer"

Cheezus H Rice is a food product sold at Springfield Grocery Store. Judging by its name, it is composed of cheese, rice and possibly other ingredients.

History[edit]

During a visit to a Springfield Grocery Store, Homer Simpson filled his shopping cart with a variety of highly processed and calorie-dense food products as part of his effort to gain enough weight to qualify for working from home. Among the items he selected were Ham Ahoy!, Much Ado About Stuffing, AMNBF, Cheezus H. Rice, Tubbb!, Mama Discounta's Pizza, and Uncle Jim's Country Fillin'.^[1]

When Maggie climbed to the top of the grocery store's shelves to play a prank on Gerald, several boxes of Cheezus H Rice were on a shelf that she passed on her way up.^[2]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Cheezus H Rice is a pun on the expression "Jesus H. Christ".
Hiding puns in the backgrounds of his cartoons is one of the artistic trademarks of Sergio Aragonés, who wrote the Maggie's Crib series of comic stories.

Appearances[edit]

Episode – "King-Size Homer"
Comic story – Maggie's Crib 6
Book – Big Brilliant Book of Bart Simpson
Merchandise – Simpsons Mania

References[edit]

↑ "King-Size Homer"
↑ Maggie's Crib 6

Food

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view • talk • edit • past Cereals
Asbest-O's • Belfast Charms • Blueberry Cereal • Brach's Candy Corn Fudge • Bran Cheks • Bran Flakes • Branny Charms • Budget-O's • Buffalo Wild Wings Sprite-Glazed Hot Flakes • Celtic Charms • Choco Bearies • Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes • ChocZillas • Choxycontin • Circle-Os • Corn Flakes • Count Branula • Count Cavity • Cream of Rye • Éclairios Cereal • Farrah Fawcett Flakes • Frosted Crustee-O's • Frosted Higgs Bosons • Frosted Mini Clowns • Frosty Chocolate Sugar Clumps • Frosty Krusty Flakes • Frosty Krusty O's • Fruit-Free Frootees • Fruit Loops • Fun Size Flakes • Gummi Bears in Cereal Box • Health -A- Bitz • Honey Bunches of Nerds Rope • Honey Bunches of Splenda • Honey Seaweed Flakes • Itchy & Scratchy Bits • Jackie O's • Jim Jam Cereal • Kelp Chex • Kirby Krackle Cereal • Krusty-Brand Baby Oatmeal • Krusty Charms • Krusty Crusts! • Krusty Gel • Krusty Kritters • Krusty Krunch • Krusty O's • Krusty Oy's • Lite • Lucky Charms • Mallow K • Man Flakes • Mush in a Rush • Not-So-Cheerios • Pearl O's • Penicill-O's • Pepsi Flakes • Quinoa Chex • Quisp • Raisin Bland • Raisin Detra • Raisin Flan • Raisin Hell Cereal • Rice Krispies • Sgt. Slurp Cereal • Shaker Oats • Sideshow Mel's Shredded Wheat Hair Bones • Snap, Crackle, and Pop Rocks • Special K • Stabby-Oh's • Steve Guttenberg's Cocoon Crispies • Sugar Bombs • Sugar Buzz Bombs • Sugar Flakes • Sugar Frosted Cakes • Sugar Nuggets • Sugar Rot 'Ems • Super Sugar Crisp • Sweet Emotions • Toasted Bran Logs • Trix • Twizzlers Instant Oatmeal • Urkel-O's • Vitapillars • Wheatees

view • talk • edit • past Desserts
Blorg & Jerry's Ice Cream • Boys and Berry Pie • Butterfinger Ice Cream Bars • Butterfinger Ice Cream Nuggets • Chief Wiggum's Paddy-Wagon-Cake • Delicious Whip Topping • Disco Gelatin • Flapjacks in Oil • Grandma Plopwell's Pudding • Jen & Barry's Ice Cream • Ken & Harry's Ice Cream • Krusty Ice Cream • Le Gourmet Ice Cream • Mount Bellyache • Panda cone • Real Ice Cream • Soy Pop • Yule Log

view • talk • edit • past Fast food
Cafeteria Style Fish Sticks • The Clogger • Crouton Burger • Doggy Joe's Hot Dogs • Dominoes Pizza • Extra Krusty Chicken • Fast Pizza • Fries – Well Done • Good Morning Burger • Insano-Style • Khlav Kalash • The Krust Deluxe • Krusty Brand Duck Sausage Pizza • Krusty Brand Slender Vittles • Krusty Burger Bag O' Beef • Krusty Burger Supreme • Krusty Fries • Krusty Meal • Laffy Meal • LGBTQBLT • Mama Celeste Sausage Pizza • Mama Discounta's Pizza • Million Dollar Birthday Fries • Mother Nature Burger • The Open-Mouthed Turkey Goofball • Pika Dogs • Premiere Gourmet Hot Dogs • Ribwich • Sloppy Jimbo • Taco Kit • "Veggie" Burger • The Whopper • World's Biggest Hoagie • Wrongway Corrigan

view • talk • edit • past Fruit and vegetables
All-Climate Wheat Crop Germination • Allied Peas • Armageddon Pickles • Austerity Farms Celery Stix • Blue Giant Peas • Earth's Last Tomato Seeds • Future Peas • Futuristic Tomato • Guatemalan Insanity Pepper • Ma Haggerly's Old Time Saratoga Pickles • Schuman Farms Head of Lettuce • Sun-Made Raisins • Tomacco • Venus-Maid Raisins • The World's Biggest Bok Choy • The World's Biggest Brussels Sprout • The World's Biggest Pumpkin

view • talk • edit • past Meat products
Angry Cow Grade C Wieners • Armour Brand Hot Dogs • Assorted Horse Parts • Bacon • Bacon-Wrapped Burgers • Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dogs • Bacon-Wrapped Turkey Bacon • "Beef" Jerky • Blood Sausage Bites • The Caged Cutlet Extra-Cute Veal • Cat Food • Chillingly Plausible Turkey • Cow Legs • Giblet McNiblets • Grade F Meat • Groundskeeper Willie's Hawaiian Haggis Luau Surprise • Ham Ahoy! • Heat Lamp Dogs • Johnny Bench's Pre-Cooked Bacon • Krusty Beef Jerky • Krusty Brand Pork Products • Krusty Brand Sheep's Bladder • Krusty Ham • The Krusty Holiday Ham Bust • Krusty Wieners • Kwik-E-Fresh Chicken • Meatloaf Assistant • Minced Snouts (In Syrup) • Pig de Resistance • Pineapple Plopper Ham • Pork chops • Pork Powder • Pork Rind • Pork Rinds Lite • Puff Jerky • Real Meat • Roast Meat Material • Salisbury Balls • Sir Loin-A-Lot • Slaughterhouse Sweepins' • Slim Jim • Slobtown Meat Cone • Soylent Brown • Soylent Green • Üterbraten • Walkov's Power Mutton

view • talk • edit • past Pasta and noodle products
Cup O' Noodles • Eek! The Cat Pasta-Toons • Krusty-O's Pasta Substitute • Mario's • Mug O' Pasta • Spaghetti and Moe Balls • Stuffers Family-Size Lasagna • Toilet Rigatoni • Toilet Spaghetti

view • talk • edit • past Pet food
Alfaux Prime Silvers • Anxiety Alpo • Au Jus Locomotive • Barking Mad • Big Dog Naturals • Binge and Purr • Carrot Cat Food • Cat Chow • Dawg Pound Dog Food • Dr Hush's Calm Down Beef • Growlies Griblets • Jimmy Kibble's • Lord Brisket's Steak Pellets • Mutt Mouth • Nature's Attempt • Nectar of the Dogs • Pedigravy • Pet-Degree • Pile O' Pellets • Poodle Bones • Premium Cat Food • Pupper Supper • Puppy Chomp • Puppy Ciao • Purina Despair • Purple Bison • Refined Canine Dog Food • Schroedinger's Cat Food • Soylent Canine • Soylent Fetch

view • talk • edit • past Potato chips
Bar-B-Q Chips • BIG Chips! • CC's Tasty Cheese • Chippos • Chipz • Even Bigger Chips • Extra Fancy Potato Chips • Gulpables • Health Chips • Krispy Chips • Krusty Chips • Mystery Chips! • Pringles • Ruffles • Snorfles Chips • Spud's • Sugar n' Honey Potato Chips

view • talk • edit • past Salty snacks
Bugles • Chee-to • Cheese Puffs • Cheese-Its • Cheetos • Cheez • Chintzy-Pop • Circus Peanuts • Circus Quality Peanuts • Code Orange Nuclear Cheezee Thingz • Doritos • Freetos • Funyuns • Gold Fish Cheddar • Government Cheese-Its • Granola Chips • Jeez-Its • Krunchy Korns • Nachiz • Nacho hat • Nachos Flanders-style • Pretzel Snackers • Salt Doodles • Sea Captain's Chowder Chips • Shew Blasters • Spicy Cheetos • Stretzel's Brand Stress Pretzels • Tongue on Fire Corn Chips • Twice "L" Pistachios

view • talk • edit • past Sauces and spreads
1A Steak Sauce • Anti-Oxyquat Jelly • Best in the West • Big Mayo • Bog Queen Jellied Cranberry Sauce • Boysenmelon Jelly • Condiment Pen • Conspicuous Hill Ranch Dressing • Country-Style Ragu • Drizzlers Gravies • Iraq War Surplus Mayonnaise • King's Mustard • Krusty's Maple Syrup • Mayo Edebiri • Mild Hot Sauce • Mouth Mistake Hot Sauce • Mrs. Batterworth • Newman's Own Salad Dressing • Nuts to All Peanut Butter • Plan-Ahead, Make-Ahead California Dip • Simmer-Time Dinner Sauces • Simpson's Own Marinara Sauce • Spicy Marinade • Sugar Fern Jelly • Synthetic Honey • Vegemite • Zersy Cabin Syrup

view • talk • edit • past Sweet snacks
A.M. Waffles • Animal Crackers • Beer-Battered Donuts • Big Bang Donuts • Cracker Jack • Ding-Dongs • Ding Rings • Dingos Donut Holes • Donuts • Drunken Donuts • Frittaroons • Homer's Beer Biscuits • Krusty Snak Kakes • Krusty's Individually-Wrapped Pudding Skins • Krustycakes • Granny Frink's Olde Time Chocolate Chunk Cookies • Ho-Hos • Hostess Fruit π • Hydrox • Li'l Fatso Cupcakes • Li'l Glutton Fruit Pies • Li'l Sweetheart Cupcakes • Lister's Clotted Cream Scones • Martin's Raisin Roundies • Mega Stuff • Moon Pie • Moon Pies • Moon Waffles • Newtons • Nutty Fun Time Peanut Brittle • Oreo • Pop-Tarts • Ra Ra Raw • Saturn Pies • Slim Mints • Sugar, Free Donuts • Super Donut • Toll House Cookie Dough • Triple Cookie • Twinkie • Uncle Crumbly's Extra Crumbly Crumb Cake • Venus Pies • Wankers Shortbread • Yodel • Yummy Donuts

view • talk • edit • past Tinned food
Apocalypse Chili • Budget Club • Campbell's Soup • Canned Chicken Wings • Chef Lonely Heart's Soup for One • Chunky Farms Tail & Tendon Soup • Clown Chowder • Creamed Eels • Krusty Brand Cherry Pie Filling • Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel • Krusty Olio • Lonely Man Chili • No Frili Chili • Nuts and Gum • Sweetened Condensed Margarine • Wadded Beef • WWII Beans

view • talk • edit • past Other
AMNBF • Bancroft's English Muffins • Bland-o-Lakes Butter • Bread Crumbs • CBD Gummies • Cheezus H Rice • Chicken Pete pie • The Coagulator • The Coronary • Cracker Jack • Dilithium Crystals • Embargo Olive Oil • Farmer Homer's Sweet Sweet Sugar • Finally Together! Bacon Bits and Dried Grits • Fish Logs • Gazpacho • Gewalteintopf: The Stew of Violence • Graham Crackers • Grain Mix • Grandma Slick's Pure Frying Lard • Grilled Crayon Sandwich • Guac on the Wild Side • Kirkers Crackers • Krusty Brand Self-Cooking Glo-Rito • Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits • Krusty's Pancake Mix • Kwik-E No Name Beer Nuts • Li'l Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry • Lisasmellslikeamonkeybutt mushroom • Lunch Box Restipees • The Marvelous Mrs. Miser's Week-Old Bread • Mild Rice • Mm-Mm • Much Ado About Stuffing • Nice Spice • Paul & Linda's Lentil Soup • Peanut Shrimp • Portion Time • PowerBar • Powersauce • Quetzacoatl's Choice Mexican Food • Ralphwich • Scammer & Z-Dog • Señor Krusty's Taco Kit • Shameful Joy Walrus Mustaches • Similac Baby Formula • Snap • Sonora Sunrise • Super Bread • T.G.I. Fried Egg • Toothless Joe's Bubblegum-Flavored Chewing Product • Truffles • Tubbb! • Uncle Jim's Country Fillin' • White Bread for the Soul • The World's Biggest Pile of Mashed Potatoes

[1] "King-Size Homer"

[2] Maggie's Crib 6

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