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:'''[[Bart]]''': What's the difference between the brown stew and the green stew?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Neither of these look very special to me. What's the difference between the brown stew and the green stew?
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]''': Well... one is brown and the other is green.
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{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Well...one is brown and the other is green.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Great googly moogly! Gil, you'r the chef in this kitchen nightmare?
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{{qf|Bart}} I'm not sure I wanna eat this, Milhouse.
:'''[[Gil]]''': I just got the job.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Tell me about it, Bart. I think this is one time I would rather "eat your shorts."
:'''[[Bart]]''': You food has got me in a bad mood.
 
:'''[[Gil]]''': What did you expect to find back here? a gourmet, five-star kitchen?
 
:'''[[Bart]]''': I did hope to find some grub that doesn't smell like old sneakers.
 
:'''[[Gil]]''': You gotta understand... I can only cook with what the school district gives me.  
 
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': We're not just gonna make lunch. We gonna make history!
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{{qf|Bart}} Great googly moogly! Gil, you're the chef in this kitchen nightmare?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I need salisbury steak!
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{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} I just got the job.
:'''[[Gil]]''': Yes, chef!
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{{qf|Bart}} Your food has got me in a bad mood.
:'''[[Bart]]''': I need fish sticks!
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{{qf|Gil}} What did you expect to find back here? A gourmet, five-star kitchen?
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]''': Yes, chef!
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{{qf|Bart}} I did hope to find some grub that doesn't smell like old sneakers.
:'''[[Bart]]''': I need tater tots!
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{{qf|Gil}} You gotta understand...I can only cook with what the school district gives me. Please don't complain about 'ol Gil. If I lose one more job, I'll have to sell another organ.
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]] & [[Gil]]''': Yes, chef!
 
 
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:'''[[Sherri]] & [[Terri]]''': Mmm!!!
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{{qf|Gil}} Chef, what do you think of my [[Darth Vader]] fish stick funeral pyre?
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Check it out! Wendell's actually keeping his lunch down!
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{{qf|Bart}} The Force is definitely with you! The burnt fish stick is Vader, but what's with the tater tots?
:'''[[Nelson]]''': For once I don't want to smash my lunch over the closest ner'ds head!
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{{qf|Gil}} Those are dancing Ewoks.
:'''[[Martin]]''': Huzzah!
 
:'''[[Edna]]''': Mmm. I have to admit the teriyaki sauce hides the usual aftertaste.
 
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': I can hardly tell that i's a low-grade beef substitute.
 
 
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': It's a shame you can't do it again.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Check it out! [[Wendell]]'s actually keeping his lunch down!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Sure we can!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': No you can't. You used up a whole semester supply of food and spices to make this one lunch!
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} For once I don't want to smash my lunch over the closest nerd's head!
:'''[[Bart]]''': D'oh!
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{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Huzzah!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} It's a shame you can't do it again.
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{{qf|Bart}} Sure we can!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No you can't. You used up a whole semester supply of food and spices to make this one lunch!
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{{qf|Bart}} D'oh!
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{{qf|Bart}} Purple stew? What's in a purple stew?
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{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} You don't wanna know.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 08:34, June 1, 2026



Bart: Neither of these look very special to me. What's the difference between the brown stew and the green stew?
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Well...one is brown and the other is green.

Bart: I'm not sure I wanna eat this, Milhouse.
Milhouse Van Houten: Tell me about it, Bart. I think this is one time I would rather "eat your shorts."

Bart: Great googly moogly! Gil, you're the chef in this kitchen nightmare?
Gil Gunderson: I just got the job.
Bart: Your food has got me in a bad mood.
Gil: What did you expect to find back here? A gourmet, five-star kitchen?
Bart: I did hope to find some grub that doesn't smell like old sneakers.
Gil: You gotta understand...I can only cook with what the school district gives me. Please don't complain about 'ol Gil. If I lose one more job, I'll have to sell another organ.

Gil: Chef, what do you think of my Darth Vader fish stick funeral pyre?
Bart: The Force is definitely with you! The burnt fish stick is Vader, but what's with the tater tots?
Gil: Those are dancing Ewoks.

Milhouse: Check it out! Wendell's actually keeping his lunch down!

Nelson Muntz: For once I don't want to smash my lunch over the closest nerd's head!
Martin Prince: Huzzah!

Principal Skinner: It's a shame you can't do it again.
Bart: Sure we can!
Principal Skinner: No you can't. You used up a whole semester supply of food and spices to make this one lunch!
Bart: D'oh!

Bart: Purple stew? What's in a purple stew?
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: You don't wanna know.