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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Marge's Son Poisoning|The Last of the Red Hat Mamas}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Marge's Son Poisoning|The Last of the Red Hat Mamas}} | ||
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| − | :''[Quimby is hijacking a plane]'' | + | :''[Quimby is hijacking a plane.]'' |
{{qf|[[Joe Quimby]]}} ''[pointing with a gun to the pilot]'' Take this plane wherever girls are going wild! | {{qf|[[Joe Quimby]]}} ''[pointing with a gun to the pilot]'' Take this plane wherever girls are going wild! | ||
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{{qf|Freddy Quimby}} I ''am'' your nephew. | {{qf|Freddy Quimby}} I ''am'' your nephew. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Joe Quimby}} Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and Disco Stu in this town is gonna run against me. | + | {{qf|Joe Quimby}} Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and [[Disco Stu]] in this town is gonna run against me. |
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman. | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman. | ||
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{{qf|Dolph}} Uh, I'm late for Hebrew school. | {{qf|Dolph}} Uh, I'm late for Hebrew school. | ||
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| − | :''[At the debate forum]'' | + | :''[At the debate forum.]'' |
{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Now, our first question is to Eleanor Abernathy, also known as the Crazy Cat Lady. If you were mayor, what would be your primary concern? | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Now, our first question is to Eleanor Abernathy, also known as the Crazy Cat Lady. If you were mayor, what would be your primary concern? | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Crazy Cat Lady|Eleanor]]}} ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Small business incentives! ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Corporate accountability! ''[unintelligible staggering | + | {{qf|[[Crazy Cat Lady|Eleanor]]}} ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Small business incentives! ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Corporate accountability! ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Cats in everyone's pants! |
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{{qf|Homer}} I will run for mayor! | {{qf|Homer}} I will run for mayor! | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} And I will be your campaign manager! | {{qf|Lisa}} And I will be your campaign manager! | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} And I will find out what a mayor does! ''[ | + | {{qf|Homer}} And I will find out what a mayor does! ''[pulls out a bottle of beer]'' Expand my brain, learning juice. |
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| − | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Homer, what about these allegations about you strangling your son? ''[ | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Homer, what about these allegations about you strangling your son? ''[holds up a photo of Homer strangling Bart in front of a banner that says Good luck at the press conference, Dad!]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} Why should this election be determined by a photo taken hours ago? | {{qf|Homer}} Why should this election be determined by a photo taken hours ago? | ||
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{{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} Who else should be mayor but me! A steroid-abusing, pot-smoking, women groping, son of a Nazi, washed-up movie star! ''[crowd cheers]'' I think we should keep an open mind toward stem-cell research. ''[crowd boos]'' | {{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} Who else should be mayor but me! A steroid-abusing, pot-smoking, women groping, son of a Nazi, washed-up movie star! ''[crowd cheers]'' I think we should keep an open mind toward stem-cell research. ''[crowd boos]'' | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Miss Springfield]]}} Imagine me! The mayor! Then no one will laugh at my singing! ''[ | + | {{qf|[[Miss Springfield]]}} Imagine me! The mayor! Then no one will laugh at my singing! ''[high pitched and very terrible singing voice]'' ''I'm proud to be an American...'' |
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{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} I hold in my hand a sticker with a frowning face. Don't make me affix it to your file. | {{qf|[[Skinner]]}} I hold in my hand a sticker with a frowning face. Don't make me affix it to your file. | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} ''[mocking him]'' Don't make me affix it to your file! | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[mocking him]'' Don't make me affix it to your file! | ||
| − | {{qf|Skinner}} | + | {{qf|Skinner}} ''[Lisa hits him with a dodge ball]'' I'm peeling off the back. ''[with a shoe]'' Don't make me do this! ''[with her saxophone]'' You leave me no choice. |
| + | :''[He puts the sticker on Lisa's file. The lights begin flickering overhead.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Willie, rats are gnawing at the wires again. | ||
{{qf|[[Willie]]}} Shut up, man! I'm making me ramen noodles! | {{qf|[[Willie]]}} Shut up, man! I'm making me ramen noodles! | ||
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{{qf|[[Brandine]]}} Cletus, turn left on Bart Boulevard! | {{qf|[[Brandine]]}} Cletus, turn left on Bart Boulevard! | ||
{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} I told ya, there t'ain't ''[sic]'' no Bart Boulevard! | {{qf|[[Cletus]]}} I told ya, there t'ain't ''[sic]'' no Bart Boulevard! | ||
| − | {{qf|Brandine}} Too late. Baby's already out. Get your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellica cord. ''[ | + | {{qf|Brandine}} Too late. Baby's already out. Get your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellica cord. ''[holds up his baby, still attached to the umbilical cord]'' |
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{{qf|Homer}} To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson. Whatcha got, Lisa? | {{qf|Homer}} To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson. Whatcha got, Lisa? | ||
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| − | :''[Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding]'' | + | :''[Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding.]'' |
| − | {{qf|[[Moe]]''' ''[to the tune of 'Here Comes The Bride']'' ''Here comes the Moe / with a pretty girl / 'cause these are things that happened in real life.'' | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}}''' ''[to the tune of '{{w|Bridal Chorus|Here Comes The Bride}}']'' ''Here comes the Moe / with a pretty girl / 'cause these are things that happened in real life.'' |
| + | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} Hey, Moe, can we get a beer? | ||
{{qf|Moe}} Shut up and hand me more Moe heads. | {{qf|Moe}} Shut up and hand me more Moe heads. | ||
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| − | :''[Homer steps on Snowball II]'' | + | :''[Homer steps on Snowball II.]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} Sorry, Bart! | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, Bart! | ||
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- [Quimby is hijacking a plane.]
- Joe Quimby: [pointing with a gun to the pilot] Take this plane wherever girls are going wild!
- Freddy Quimby: Mayor Quimby, your twelve years as mayor have been corrupt and full of scandals.
- Joe Quimby: Who are you?
- Freddy Quimby: I'm your chief of staff.
- Joe Quimby: I knew I should have put my nephew in that position.
- Freddy Quimby: I am your nephew.
- Joe Quimby: Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and Disco Stu in this town is gonna run against me.
- Kent Brockman: Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman.
- Kearney: Way to give into peer pressure!
- Dolph: Hey, Milhouse! Cool kids ride bikes with their eyes closed!
- Milhouse: [off camera] I'm cool! [he is heard him biking, as well as the inevitable results involving a train]
- Dolph: Uh, I'm late for Hebrew school.
- [At the debate forum.]
- Kent Brockman: Now, our first question is to Eleanor Abernathy, also known as the Crazy Cat Lady. If you were mayor, what would be your primary concern?
- Eleanor: [unintelligible staggering] Small business incentives! [unintelligible staggering] Corporate accountability! [unintelligible staggering] Cats in everyone's pants!
- Homer: I will run for mayor!
- Lisa: And I will be your campaign manager!
- Homer: And I will find out what a mayor does! [pulls out a bottle of beer] Expand my brain, learning juice.
- Kent Brockman: Homer, what about these allegations about you strangling your son? [holds up a photo of Homer strangling Bart in front of a banner that says Good luck at the press conference, Dad!]
- Homer: Why should this election be determined by a photo taken hours ago?
- Rainier Wolfcastle: Who else should be mayor but me! A steroid-abusing, pot-smoking, women groping, son of a Nazi, washed-up movie star! [crowd cheers] I think we should keep an open mind toward stem-cell research. [crowd boos]
- Miss Springfield: Imagine me! The mayor! Then no one will laugh at my singing! [high pitched and very terrible singing voice] I'm proud to be an American...
- Skinner: I hold in my hand a sticker with a frowning face. Don't make me affix it to your file.
- Lisa: [mocking him] Don't make me affix it to your file!
- Skinner: [Lisa hits him with a dodge ball] I'm peeling off the back. [with a shoe] Don't make me do this! [with her saxophone] You leave me no choice.
- [He puts the sticker on Lisa's file. The lights begin flickering overhead.]
- Skinner: Willie, rats are gnawing at the wires again.
- Willie: Shut up, man! I'm making me ramen noodles!
- Bart: Check it out, I stole the sign!
- Dolph: Check it out, we stole The Scream!
- Kearney: Put that away! It creeps me out!
- [Cletus drives his car with Brandine]
- Brandine: Cletus, turn left on Bart Boulevard!
- Cletus: I told ya, there t'ain't [sic] no Bart Boulevard!
- Brandine: Too late. Baby's already out. Get your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellica cord. [holds up his baby, still attached to the umbilical cord]
- Homer: To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson. Whatcha got, Lisa?
- [Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding.]
- Moe:' [to the tune of 'Here Comes The Bride'] Here comes the Moe / with a pretty girl / 'cause these are things that happened in real life.
- Barney: Hey, Moe, can we get a beer?
- Moe: Shut up and hand me more Moe heads.
- [Homer steps on Snowball II.]
- Homer: Sorry, Bart!
