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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Joy of Sect|The Last Temptation of Krust}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Joy of Sect|The Last Temptation of Krust}} | ||
| − | {{qf|[[God]]}} | + | {{qf|[[God]]}} Noah! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length. |
| − | {{qf|Noah}} 300 cubits... give or take. | + | {{qf|{{ap|Noah|Bible}}}} 300 cubits... give or take. |
{{qf|God}} EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature... | {{qf|God}} EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature... | ||
{{qf|Noah}} Two creatures... | {{qf|Noah}} Two creatures... | ||
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah. He's my favorite fictional character. | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah. He's my favorite fictional character. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} I can't make it in today, [[ | + | {{qf|Homer}} I can't make it in today, Mr. [[Smithers]]. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house. |
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect... | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect... | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Point of odor. Lisa stinks. | {{qf|Bart}} Point of odor. Lisa stinks. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} O Canada! | ||
{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time? | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time? | ||
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{{qf|Lisa}} What about the rest of us? | {{qf|Lisa}} What about the rest of us? | ||
{{qf|Bart}} You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids. | {{qf|Bart}} You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids. | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Delicious wine? | |
{{qf|Bart}} Exactly. | {{qf|Bart}} Exactly. | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you? | {{qf|Homer}} Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you? | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring Ethernet LAN configuration? |
{{qf|Homer}} ''[staring blankly]'' Can I have some money now? | {{qf|Homer}} ''[staring blankly]'' Can I have some money now? | ||
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- God: Noah! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length.
- Noah: 300 cubits... give or take.
- God: EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature...
- Noah: Two creatures...
- God: Two of every creature!
- Noah: Even stink beetles?
- God: Especially stink beetles!
- Homer: I can't make it in today, Mr. Smithers. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house.
- Lisa: Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...
- Bart: Point of odor. Lisa stinks.
- Ralph: O Canada!
- Principal Skinner: Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
- Homer: FlanCrest Enterprises?
- Ned Flanders: Oops! That's for me. FlanCrest Enterprises is my home business.
- Homer: You liar. You don't have a home business. Why would you make up a lie like that?
- Ned: No-ho-ho, it's true! Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet.
- Homer: Internet, eh?
- Ned: Yes indeedy. Makin' some good scratch, too.
- Homer: Scratch, eh?
- Ned: Yep.
- Homer: Maude, eh?
- Bart: First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money.
- Martin: What?
- Bart: Go apple!
- Nelson: Go orange!
- Ralph: Go banana!
- Milhouse: Make way for grapefruit! Gooo grapefruit!
- Sherri: This is all Lisa's fault. She started the stupid U.N. club.
- Lisa: Hey, Martin seconded the motion. It's entirely his fault.
- Nelson: People, people. Let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault.
- Bart: Good, let's get to work. Me and Nelson will build the treehouse. Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system.
- Lisa: What about the rest of us?
- Bart: You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids.
- Nelson: Delicious wine?
- Bart: Exactly.
- Bart: Food patrol, we're all starved. Let's see what you've got. [Bart is shown some berries] That's it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes and chewy chewy cocoa beans?
- Lisa: All we found were these oozing berries. And they look pretty poisonous.
- Ralph: I eated the purpleberries.
- Bart: How are they, Ralph? Good?
- Ralph: [moaning] They taste like burning.
- Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
- Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
- Homer: [staring blankly] Can I have some money now?
- Homer: Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now...
- Narrator: So, the children learned to function as a society. And eventually, they were rescued by, oh, let's say, Moe.
