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:'''Marge''': Terrific. Bart, [[Sideshow Bob]] says he'll be seeing you ''real'' soon.
 
:'''Marge''': Terrific. Bart, [[Sideshow Bob]] says he'll be seeing you ''real'' soon.
 
:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': ''(Chuckles)'' That Bob.
 
:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': ''(Chuckles)'' That Bob.
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:'''Prison Warden''': He painted a unicorn in outer space! I gotta ask you, what's it breathing?
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Air.
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:'''Prison Warden''': There ain't no air in space!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': There's an air and space museum.
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:'''[[Moe]]''': Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town.
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:'''[[Jack Crowley]]''': Which way is Mecca? I gotta do a little praying.
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:'''Marge''': Uh…
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:'''Jack Crowley''': (chuckles) I'm just yanking your chain! I'm Jewish.
  
 
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{{Season 12|Q}}

Revision as of 22:02, December 21, 2013


Season 12 Episode Quotes
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"Pokey Mom"
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Jack: Hey, if you're done with the washer can I make some booze in it?
Marge: (sternly) Not until you finish your sundae.
Jack: (sadly) Yes ma'am.
(Jack starts eating the sundae, looking pained with every bite)
Marge: (confused/upset) What's wrong with my sundaes?

Lisa: So how was it in the slammer?
Marge: Terrific. Bart, Sideshow Bob says he'll be seeing you real soon.
Bart: (Chuckles) That Bob.

Prison Warden: He painted a unicorn in outer space! I gotta ask you, what's it breathing?
Homer: Air.
Prison Warden: There ain't no air in space!
Homer: There's an air and space museum.

Moe: Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town.

Jack Crowley: Which way is Mecca? I gotta do a little praying.
Marge: Uh…
Jack Crowley: (chuckles) I'm just yanking your chain! I'm Jewish.
Season 12 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XI • A Tale of Two Springfields • Insane Clown Poppy • Lisa the Tree Hugger • Homer vs. Dignity • The Computer Wore Menace Shoes • The Great Money Caper • Skinner's Sense of Snow • HOMЯ • Pokey Mom • Worst Episode Ever • Tennis the Menace • Day of the Jackanapes • New Kids on the Blecch • Hungry, Hungry Homer • Bye, Bye, Nerdie • Simpson Safari • Trilogy of Error • I'm Goin' to Praiseland • Children of a Lesser Clod • Simpsons Tall Tales