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:'''Homer''': "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave." | :'''Homer''': "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave." | ||
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- [Bart is infront of Nikki McKenna's house. Nikki answers the door.]
- Nikki McKenna: You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. And not giving me a kiss.
- [Bart kisses Nikki.]
- Nikki: Inappropriate!
- [Bart faces the opposite direction.]
- Nikki: I miss you!
- [Bart walks towards Nik "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave."ki.]
- Nikki: Stalker!
- [Bart runs off.]
- [Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]
- Cletus Spuckler: Is you one of my kids?
- Bart Simpson: No, sir!
- Cletus: Prove it!
- Bart: A, B, C -
- Cletus: Alright, alright, you convinced me Einstein!
- [Bart is sad that no girl likes him.]
- Homer: "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave."
