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Government Cheese-Its

Food/Drink Information

Type:	Cheese snack
Town:	Springfield
First appearance:	"P.S. I Hate You"

Government Cheese-Its is a brand of cheese snack. A picture of Uncle Sam is on the box.

History[edit]

Government Cheese-Its were sold at Dollar Troll.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Government Cheese-Its are a parody of Cheez-It.

Appearances[edit]

Episode – "P.S. I Hate You"

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