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{{TB|Howdy, stranger! You look like you could use a ride.}}
 
{{TB|Howdy, stranger! You look like you could use a ride.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
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{{TB|Thanks. I'll just, uh, slide these chicken cages over…}}
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{{TB|Thanks. I'll just, uh, slide these chicken cages over...}}
 
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{{TB|BAGAWK!}}
 
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{{TB|Chickens ride in front, hitchhikers ride in back. In this here truck, that's the pecking order.}}
 
{{TB|Chickens ride in front, hitchhikers ride in back. In this here truck, that's the pecking order.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Yeah…literally.}}
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{{TB|Yeah...literally.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Angry}}
 
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{{TB|If y'all are gonna use five-dollar words, you can find another ride.}}
 
{{TB|If y'all are gonna use five-dollar words, you can find another ride.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Ride in the Back of the Truck|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]], a [[Brown House]], or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cletus Enjoy Giving Chickens a Ride|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]], a [[Brown House]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Cletus]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Ride in the Back of the Truck|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]], a [[Brown House]], or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cletus Enjoy Giving Chickens a Ride|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]], a [[Brown House]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Cletus]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Thanks again, Cletus. So, how can someone of your…wealth… own a truck like this?}}
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{{TB|Thanks again, Cletus. So, how can someone of your...wealth... own a truck like this?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
 
{{TB|Oh, I ain't the owner. It belongs to the chickens.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, I ain't the owner. It belongs to the chickens.}}
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Guess I'll have to call Marge for a ride after all…}}
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{{TB|Guess I'll have to call Marge for a ride after all...}}
 
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Why not let me do the driving?}}
 
{{TB|Why not let me do the driving?}}
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{{TB|If you wish to drive me, just scan this QR code.}}
 
{{TB|If you wish to drive me, just scan this QR code.}}
 
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{{TB|…Uh…}}
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{{TB|...Uh...}}
 
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Open the camera app on your phone and take a picture of the pixelated square near my door handle.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Open the camera app on your phone and take a picture of the pixelated square near my door handle.}}
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{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Really? That guy? We must be running out of customers. }}
 
{{TB|Really? That guy? We must be running out of customers. }}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Celebrate Getting a Free Car|4 hours|[[CarGo]], [[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Plan a Promotional Campaign|4 hours|[[CarGo]]|char=[[Antoine]] and [[Zora]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Celebrate Getting a Free Car|4 hours|[[CarGo]], [[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Plan a Promotional Campaign|4 hours|[[CarGo]]|char={{ap|Antoine|Baby You Can't Drive My Car}} and [[Zora]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Duke Druther's Auto Detailing Billboard]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Duke Druther's Auto Detailing Billboard]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Now you're speaking my language!}}
 
{{TB|Now you're speaking my language!}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Watch the Car Do Donuts|4 hours|[[CarGo]]|char=[[Antoine]] and [[Zora]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Donuts While Doing Donuts|4 hours|[[CarGo]], a [[Parking Lot]], {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Watch the Car Do Donuts|4 hours|[[CarGo]]|char={{ap|Antoine|Baby You Can't Drive My Car}} and [[Zora]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Donuts While Doing Donuts|4 hours|[[CarGo]], a [[Parking Lot]], {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 
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{{TB|Woohoo! That was fun! More donuts!}}
 
{{TB|Woohoo! That was fun! More donuts!}}
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{{TB|Yes, your driving record indicates as much.}}
 
{{TB|Yes, your driving record indicates as much.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
 
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{{TB|I'm thinking you could have an even bigger role in my life! I'm picturing you self-working my job, self-attending parent-teacher meetings…}}
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{{TB|I'm thinking you could have an even bigger role in my life! I'm picturing you self-working my job, self-attending parent-teacher meetings...}}
 
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Self-drinking your beer?}}
 
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{{TB|{{KeyFob|5}}, {{XP|45}}}}
 
{{TB|{{KeyFob|5}}, {{XP|45}}}}
 
{{TBT|Get Batteries for Key Fobs}}
 
{{TBT|Get Batteries for Key Fobs}}
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{{TB|[[Antoine]] and [[Zora]], [[Crazy Vaclav]], [[Kliff]]}}
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{{TB|{{ap|Antoine|Baby You Can't Drive My Car}} and [[Zora]], [[Crazy Vaclav]], [[Kliff]]}}
 
{{TB|[[CarGo]], [[Kliff's Kar Chalet]], [[Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles]], [[Simpson House]]}}
 
{{TB|[[CarGo]], [[Kliff's Kar Chalet]], [[Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles]], [[Simpson House]]}}
 
{{TB|{{KeyFob|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}
 
{{TB|{{KeyFob|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}

Latest revision as of 08:22, October 6, 2025


The Internet of Wheels
Tapped Out The Internet of Wheels Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Hell on Wheels
Required characters: Homer
Optional characters: Cletus, Antoine and Zora, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): TheInternetOfWheels
ID(s): 255011 - 255015
Previous quest(s): End of the Road
Next quest(s): Every Old Car is New Again


The Internet of Wheels is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hell on Wheels content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between May 1, 2022 and May 18, 2022
Homer - Annoyed Everyone is just staring at me with their I've-seen-your-credit-report eyes. I better get out of here. Maybe Krusty will give me a lift home.
Krusty Sorry, Homer, I'm going to the V.I.P. lounge, so I hope you don't mind if I ditch you. Actually, it doesn't matter if you mind, 'cause that's what I'm doing.
Homer - Sad How am I gonna get home now? I don't wanna call Marge, and I don't think Youber drivers accept centavos.
Cletus - Smiling Howdy, stranger! You look like you could use a ride.
Homer - Sad Thanks. I'll just, uh, slide these chicken cages over...
Chicken - Angry BAGAWK!
Homer - Scared Whoa! What's that about?
Cletus - Smiling Chickens ride in front, hitchhikers ride in back. In this here truck, that's the pecking order.
Homer - Sad Yeah...literally.
Cletus - Angry If y'all are gonna use five-dollar words, you can find another ride.
Task: "Collect Key Fobs" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Ride in the Back of the Truck". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm, a Brown House, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Enjoy Giving Chickens a Ride". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm, a Brown House, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Homer Thanks again, Cletus. So, how can someone of your...wealth... own a truck like this?
Cletus - Smiling Oh, I ain't the owner. It belongs to the chickens.
Homer - Cautious Are they taking offers?
Chicken - Angry BAGAWK!
Homer - Cautious What'd she say?
Cletus - Smiling She needs to run a credit check.
Homer - Sad You can just drop me off at the next corner.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Yokel Truck

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Homer - Sad Guess I'll have to call Marge for a ride after all...
CarGo Smart Car Why not let me do the driving?
Homer - Surprised A talking car?! Where did you come from?
CarGo Smart Car From the CarGo headquarters building.
Homer - Surprised A giant tech company building? Where did that come from?!
CarGo Smart Car Look, I'm not one of those disembodied voices that answers your stupid questions. I'm one of those disembodied voices that drives this car.
Homer Okay, drive me home.
CarGo Smart Car If you wish to drive me, just scan this QR code.
Homer - Glassed Eye ...Uh...
CarGo Smart Car *sigh* Open the camera app on your phone and take a picture of the pixelated square near my door handle.
Homer - Surprised A pixelated square? Where did that come from?
Task: "Collect Key Fobs" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Try to Figure Out How to Operate the Car". The job takes place at CarGo, a Shop, Brown House, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Confused I opened the photo app on my phone. Now what?
CarGo Smart Car No, that's the gallery app. Open the camera app.
Homer - Confused Oh, okay. Now, I take a picture of you and that opens the door?
CarGo Smart Car No, not of me. Take a picture of the black-and-white sign that looks like a pattern of dots.
Homer The one that looks like an out-of-focus Ernest Hemingway?
CarGo Smart Car No, it doesn't look like—
CarGo Smart Car Oh, it actually kinda does.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Parking Garage

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Homer - Happy There! Did it!
CarGo Smart Car No, you just took another selfie.
Homer - Confused Of the QR code?
CarGo Smart Car No, of yourself. It's a selfie!
Homer - Curious Still not following you.
Antoine - Happy Having trouble opening the door?
Zora We were watching from the cameras.
Homer - Curious There are cameras in the car?
Antoine Yes, but we were watching from the ones in space. I'm Antoine and this is Zora. We're the CEOs of CarGo.
Zora - Happy Homer, we think you're the ultimate everyman, and so we'd like to give you our new CarGo Self-Driving Car free of charge, as a special promotion!
Homer - Woo Hoo Woohoo! Free car!
CarGo Smart Car Really? That guy? We must be running out of customers.
Task: "Collect Key Fobs" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Celebrate Getting a Free Car". The job takes place at CarGo, Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Antoine and Zora are owned: Task: "Make Antoine and Zora Plan a Promotional Campaign". The job takes place at CarGo and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Duke Druther's Auto Detailing Billboard

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Antoine - Happy Homer, why don't you get in the car and let it take you for a spin?
Homer Okay!
CarGo Smart Car I'll drive you around the parking lot while you just sit back and enjoy the sights. Isn't this relaxing?
Homer - Annoyed BORING!
CarGo Smart Car Boring? Well, what if I do some donuts?
Homer - Happy Now you're speaking my language!
Task: "Collect Key Fobs" (x115).
If Antoine and Zora are owned: Task: "Make Antoine and Zora Watch the Car Do Donuts". The job takes place at CarGo and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Eat Donuts While Doing Donuts". The job takes place at CarGo, a Parking Lot, Eatery, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Woo Hoo Woohoo! That was fun! More donuts!
Zora - Happy So, you'll take the car?
Homer - Happy And more donuts! With sprinkles please.
Homer - Sly I'm also gonna need a travel mug.
Antoine - Confused Uh, I think we have some donuts in the breakroom, but I don't know about a travel mug.
Homer - Serious The travel mug is important.
Zora *texting* I'll see if one of our programmers can bring one over right now.
Homer - Curious Your programmers are still working this late?
Antoine - Happy They only stop for their company-mandated three hours of sleep per night.
Zora It's common practice in our industry. It prevents programming errorssssssssssssssssss.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Car Wash

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Homer - Happy Wow, letting you drive me home really is great! I never realized there was a stop sign back there.
CarGo Smart Car Yes, your driving record indicates as much.
Homer - Thoughtful I'm thinking you could have an even bigger role in my life! I'm picturing you self-working my job, self-attending parent-teacher meetings...
CarGo Smart Car Self-drinking your beer?
Homer - Annoyed Get your own!
Task: "Collect Key Fobs" (x195).
Task: "Make Homer Enjoy the Ride Home". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
CarGo Smart Car We've arrived at your home.
Homer - Cautious I didn't realize it was so late. Do you think Marge noticed?
CarGo Smart Car You've received 17 calls from her. You should really turn your notifications back on.
Homer Okay, I'm gonna need you to self-talk to Marge while I sneak in the back door and pretend I was home all along.
CarGo Smart Car I calculate a less than three-percent probability that any member of your family will fall for this ruse, including the pets.
Homer - Sad That suspicious cat is bringing my average way down.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
CarGo Smart Car

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Steal Key Fobs From Dealerships Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Krusty, Cletus, Lenny, Carl 4h Kliff's Kar Chalet, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Simpson House Key Fob5, XP45
Get Batteries for Key Fobs Antoine and Zora, Crazy Vaclav, Kliff CarGo, Kliff's Kar Chalet, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Simpson House Key Fob8, XP70

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the "Internet of things."


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