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{{TB|Citizens of Springfield, thanks to little Lisa Simpson and er…bigger Professor Frink, I have closed one of the loopholes that the city elites have long exploited.}}
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{{TB|So it's hardball, eh? I can play that.}}
 
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{{TB|Homer, there you are! You play golf, right?}}
 
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{{TB|I'm an avid golfer…if playing a round every ten years is avid.}}
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{{TB|So, have you played at either of the two courses that are now in Springfield?}}
 
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{{TB|No. With all the hurricanes, earthquakes, and global this-or-that, I'm through being out in nature…unless it's eating al fresco.}}
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Latest revision as of 09:25, September 28, 2025


The Long Drive
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: Fore!
Required characters: Normal Springfielders, Lisa, Homer
Optional characters: Quimby, Barflies, Moe, Mr. Burns, Aristotle Amadopolis, Smithers, Squeaky Voice Teen, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): TheLongDrive
ID(s): 269007 - 269012
Previous quest(s): The Warm Days of Summer
Next quest(s): Fore-Get Me Not


The Long Drive is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fore! content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between June 16, 2023 and July 12, 2023
Quimby - TV Citizens of Springfield, thanks to little Lisa Simpson and er...bigger Professor Frink, I have closed one of the loopholes that the city elites have long exploited.
Quimby - TV Starting today, commercial establishments will now pay property taxes equivalent to those paid by private citizens. This being retroactive to ten years ago.
Quimby - TV The increased revenue will afford our city a new, publicly funded golf course — Springfield Municipal Golf Course, that is open to all.
Quimby - TV Elites be damned!
Marge - Happy I'm so proud of you, Lisa!
Lisa - Nervous I'm sure this won't come back to blow up in my face.
Task: "Collect Golf Balls" (x115).
Task: "Make Springfielders Go to the Municipal Golf Course" (x10). The jobs take place at Springfield Municipal Golf Course, Golf Courses, or a Visitable Home and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Fret About Inevitable Disaster". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Wait for Angry Calls". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
Rose Quimby There you are, Joseph.
Quimby - Happy Mother? You decided to annoy me in person?
Rose Quimby - Annoyed That's what mothers are for. Now what is this stunt all about?
Quimby - Sly This stunt is more of a scheme.
Quimby It would certainly be a shame if the country club suddenly owed millions in back taxes and were driven completely out of business.
Rose Quimby That WOULD be a shame.
Quimby Naturally, if one of their members happened to be an influential politician, I'm sure this entire mess could have been avoided.
Blue-Haired Lawyer *knocking on the door* I was asked to evaluate the new law for the Springfield Glen Country Club, and it appears they are now on the hook for millions in back taxes.
Blue-Haired Lawyer They would like to let you know that they have decided to allow members of the public to play on their course, with only one exception.
Quimby What exception would that be?
Blue-Haired Lawyer No one currently holding an elected position within the city of Springfield is allowed a membership position...Mr. elected Mayor.
Quimby - Annoyed So it's hardball, eh? I can play that.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Golf Tee Box

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Carl The new municipal course is great. Not too fancy. It's perfect for weekend duffers like us.
Lenny Yeah, it's nice. I might even become a weekday duffer.
Carl Only problem — the driving range is pointed right at the Springfield Glen clubhouse. I think I hit a couple rich guys this morning.
Moe Sorta makes golfin' fun.
Lenny And the greens fees at the Muni are so cheap, it's gotta be killing the fancy club's memberships.
Carl Along with the balls from the driving range taking some out too.
Moe *laughs* Say where's Homer? He usually likes to laugh along with us jerks.
Lenny - Worried You think he's found new jerks to laugh with?
Barney Nah. We're the best jerks around.
Task: "Collect Golf Balls" (x115).
If any Barflies are owned: Task: "Make Barflies Discuss the Courses" (x3). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Wonder Where Homer Is". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Wander In At Exactly That Moment". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Barney Homer, there you are! You play golf, right?
Homer I'm an avid golfer...if playing a round every ten years is avid.
Moe So, have you played at either of the two courses that are now in Springfield?
Homer No. With all the hurricanes, earthquakes, and global this-or-that, I'm through being out in nature...unless it's eating al fresco.
Homer And even then I'll take my "fresco" inside on the couch.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Sand Bunker

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Mr. Burns - Angry You won't get my tee time, Aristotle!
Aristotle Amadopolis - Annoyed Then you won't get your hounds back, Montgomery!
Squeaky Voice Teen - Scared Sirs, keep your voices down inside of the clubhouse...
Aristotle Amadopolis - Annoyed I will when Montgomery does!
Mr. Burns - Angry Very well! Smithers, adjust my angry outside voice to angry inside!
Smithers - Nervous Sir, I'll need a screwdriver, pliers, and a crescent wrench.
Task: "Collect Golf Balls" (x100).
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Glare at Amadopolis". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Aristotle Amadopolis is owned: Task: "Make Amadopolis Glare at Burns". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Try to Defuse the Situation". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make the Squeaky Voice Teen Update His Resume Again". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed There. Inside voice. Now what is it you want, Aristotle?
Aristotle Amadopolis It's quite simple. I want your tee time all to myself.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed It'll never happen. It's been my tee time for five decades, and it'll be my tee time for another five after I die. Which I don't ever plan on doing!
Aristotle Amadopolis How about you and I make a little wager then, Montgomery?
Smithers - Nervous Oh dear. Wagers never work out for Mr. Burns. In his last one, he lost Hell to Beelzebub.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Aristotle Amadopolis We'll have ourselves a round of golf. Winner gets the tee time all to themselves. Loser gives up their club membership and never shows their face here again.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I'm all in—
Smithers - Nervous Sir, I urge you to reconsider.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Smithers, you've seen my golf game, you know there's not a soul who can beat me. I possess the art of the cheat.
Smithers - Sad ...yes, but do you trust that Mr. Amadopolis doesn't have an underhanded plot as well?
Mr. Burns - Thinking Hmm, you may be right. I'll get to the bottom of this...with more cheating!
Task: "Collect Golf Balls" (x130).
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Consider His Opponent". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Aristotle Amadopolis is owned: Task: "Make Amadopolis Smile Smugly". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Become Increasingly Worried". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Mr. Burns Aristotle! I'm assuming we play by the rules of Archbishop Hamilton's St. Andrews Charter of 1552?
Aristotle Amadopolis I was more thinking a best ball tournament. You and your partner versus myself and a partner of my choosing.
Aristotle Amadopolis Don't worry. I'm not planning to bring in a ringer.
Mr. Burns Fine. I accept your terms.
Aristotle Amadopolis - Happy Brilliant! I'll see you here next week at MY tee time, and it will be settled then!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Golfin Dolphin

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Mr. Burns All right, Smithers. I need a golf partner. Time for you to work on your game.
Smithers - Confused But I've never picked up a golf club in my life! And last week, one of the hounds bit me. I'm currently in the midst of a series of painful rabies shots.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed It's always about you, isn't it?
Smithers - Sad As much as I'd love to be your partner, I'm afraid you'll have to find someone else.
Mr. Burns Well, then I'll leave it up to you to find a replacement.
Task: "Collect Golf Balls" (x165).
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Find Someone to Blame the Loss On". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Work a Plant Shift". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers and takes 4 hours.
Smithers You there! Simpson!
Homer - Passed Out *snoring*
Smithers - Annoyed Wake up!
Homer - Groggy Huh-whaaa...? Smithers! I was just...doing my job...with my eyes closed. I'm THAT good.
Smithers Nevermind. Do you still have your golf clubs?
Homer - Confused Oh, uh...yeah, I think so?
Smithers Good. Meet me outside Mr. Burns' office after you finish work today.
Homer Will do. *snoring again*
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Golfing Homer

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Fish Golf Balls Out of Lakes Golfing Homer, Caddy Bart, Lisa, Marge, Quimby, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Susan, Homer, Bart 4h Golf Courses, Brown House Golf Ball5, XP45
Purchase Golf Balls Aristotle Amadopolis The Golfin' Dolphin, Golf Courses, Shops, Visitable Homes Golf Ball7, XP70
Order Handcrafted Premium Balls Jimmy, Evelyn Peters, Golfer Dr. Hibbert, Golfer Dr. Nick Golf Ball8, XP70


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