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Child's Play

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	When the Bough Breaks
Required characters:	Big Baby Barney, Homer
Optional characters:	Lenny, Carl, Lindsey Naegle
Internal name(s):	ChildsPlay
ID(s):	256007 - 256009

Child's Play is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the When the Bough Breaks content update. It requires Big Baby Barney to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark
	50% off BabyBjörns! Just tell them Big Baby sent you!
	We've got certified pre-owned strollers — guaranteed to have no drool stains!
	And today only, there's a Buy 1, Get 1 Free promo on...
	sucks pacifier ...pacifiers!
	Barney, why are you out here dressed up like a baby and doing baby things?
	It's my side gig for Lullabuy$. I put on a diaper, hand out some flyers, and they give me money. Isn't it incredible?
	Barney, even I think this is depressing. How much are they paying you?
	Five bucks an hour, and all the expired baby food I can eat.
	Mmm...expired baby food...
	I take back everything that I said! Putting on this baby costume just to get free food is genius!
	Also, this diaper has surprisingly good breathability.
	You mean the diaper that raccoon just pulled off you?
	Hey, that's company property. I'm still four payments away from owning it! Get back here!
Task: "Make Big Baby Barney Try to Catch the Raccoon". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Daydream About Expired Baby Food". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	That raccoon turned out to be a fireman dog and ran all the way back to the firehouse with my diaper.
	So did you get the diaper back?
	No, all the firemen just laughed at me and gave me one of those aluminum blankets people wear in natural disasters.
	Here, take my apron, Barn.
	Thanks, Moe. Now can you refill my baby bottle with some Duff?
	fills up baby bottle with beer
	sucking noises You know, it's way more fun to drink out of a baby bottle. Plus I never spill!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark
	Heya, Barney. How's the new super-embarrassing gig going? I hope it's not embarrassing.
	It's great. But I can't talk now, I'm late for a meeting.
	A meeting? And you still have to wear a diaper for the meeting?
	Duh! But you're right, maybe I should wear a tie with the diaper...
Task: "Make Big Baby Barney Go to a Meeting". The job takes place at Lullabuy$, Toys Were Us, Toys "B" This, Whiz-Bang Toy Company, Coolsville Comics & Toys, Rigellian Christmas Toy Workshop, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Be Impressed by Big Baby Barney". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Congratulate Big Baby Barney". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark
	So you want me to just sit here and play with toys?
	Precisely. We want to figure out what toys call to the modern man for our new line of adult baby-toys.
	Finally, someone's asking the important questions.
	Just pick up the baby rattle and shake it.
	Way ahead of ya! happy rattling
Task: "Make Big Baby Barney Be a Baby". The job takes 4 hours. If Lindsey Naegle is owned: Task: "Make Lindsay Naegle Perform Market Research". The job takes place at Lullabuy$, Toys Were Us, Toys "B" This, Whiz-Bang Toy Company, Coolsville Comics & Toys, Rigellian Christmas Toy Workshop, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	It looks like the adult pacifier is testing off the charts!
	happy sucking
	You also seemed particularly fond of the baby bottle. Could you tell us why?
	belches The booze, obviously.
	We...didn't put any booze in there. Just milk.
	Really? Hmm, how long have I been here for?
	I don't know, it's been three hours or so.
	Three hours without beer! I need to go to Moe's!
	But we're not finished. I booked this conference room for the weekend!
	Sorry, I quit.
	You can't quit, because you're fired!
	Can I at least keep the diaper?
Quest reward: 200 and 20