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|name = The End of the Beginning
 
|name = The End of the Beginning
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|image =  
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|image = [[File:Tapped Out Maggie Sidebar.png]]
 
|level = 26
 
|level = 26
 
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2015}}
 
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2015}}
 
|requirements =  
 
|requirements =  
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|characters =  
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|characters = [[Maggie]], [[Marge]], [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], [[Moe]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Quimby]], [[Mr. Burns]]
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|optional = [[Squeaky Voice Teen]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]]
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|internal = TheEndOfTheBeginning
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|id = 135003 - 135027
 
|previous = {{TOQP|Play-Annoyed Grunt|2}}
 
|previous = {{TOQP|Play-Annoyed Grunt|2}}
 
|next = [[Play-Dough's Republic]]
 
|next = [[Play-Dough's Republic]]
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{{THT|After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Up Arms}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Up Arms}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck* *suck*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck{{*}} {{*}}suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Oh, you want to go for a walk with Mommy? That's one job I'd love to do!}}
 
{{TB|Oh, you want to go for a walk with Mommy? That's one job I'd love to do!}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Up Arms}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Up Arms}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck* *suck*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck{{*}} {{*}}suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Again? Sweetie, we just finished a walk five minutes ago.}}
 
{{TB|Again? Sweetie, we just finished a walk five minutes ago.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Up Arms}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Up Arms}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck* *suck*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck{{*}} {{*}}suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|If I wanted a job that took eight hours a day, I'd get one that paid.}}
 
{{TB|If I wanted a job that took eight hours a day, I'd get one that paid.}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Up Arms}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Up Arms}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck* *suck*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck{{*}} {{*}}suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sleepy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sleepy}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, Maggie -- I simply can't go on another walk with you. Maybe if there was a stroller in this game, or at least a Baby Bjorn.}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, Maggie -- I simply can't go on another walk with you. Maybe if there was a stroller in this game, or at least a Baby Bjorn.}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Spit Take|6 seconds}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Spit Take|6 seconds}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
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{{TB|You tricked me, Flour Maggie. You'll rue this day… or should I say roux this day!}}
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{{TB|You tricked me, Flour Maggie. You'll rue this day... or should I say roux this day!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Hahahaha! That's-a funny-a one-a! Finally a joke-a for me, Luigi!}}
 
{{TB|Hahahaha! That's-a funny-a one-a! Finally a joke-a for me, Luigi!}}
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{{TB|Close the banks! I pronounce today Homer Day!}}
 
{{TB|Close the banks! I pronounce today Homer Day!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|B.U…}}
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{{TB|B.U...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
 
{{TB|The first in the eight day celebration we call Homerka!}}
 
{{TB|The first in the eight day celebration we call Homerka!}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
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{{TB|Mr. Burns! I demand a raise… as well as paid time off for Homerka, Rosh Homershana, and Simpsom Kipur.}}
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{{TB|Mr. Burns! I demand a raise... as well as paid time off for Homerka, Rosh Homershana, and Simpsom Kipur.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
 
{{TB|Keep in mind that I'm that guy who blew up the town, and that will make you say yes to me for some reason.}}
 
{{TB|Keep in mind that I'm that guy who blew up the town, and that will make you say yes to me for some reason.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
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{{TB|No, you’re the man who THINKS he blew up the town. The truth is you had nothing to do with it.}}
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{{TB|No, you're the man who THINKS he blew up the town. The truth is you had nothing to do with it.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Do 10-Hour Spit Take|10 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Do 10-Hour Spit Take|10 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|I distinctly remember destroying the town. There's even a video of it you can watch in the front of the store menu.}}
 
{{TB|I distinctly remember destroying the town. There's even a video of it you can watch in the front of the store menu.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Pish. You were at your workstation… or should I say "doesn't work"-station.}}
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{{TB|Pish. You were at your workstation... or should I say "doesn't work"-station.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|I had it disabled years ago, on the recommendation of every other safety inspector at the plant.}}
 
{{TB|I had it disabled years ago, on the recommendation of every other safety inspector at the plant.}}
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{{TB|Sorry, buddy. Slow news day.}}
 
{{TB|Sorry, buddy. Slow news day.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Thanks a lot! Just wait ‘til everyone thinks YOU blew up the universe when YOU really didn't and YOU want to keep it a secret!}}
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{{TB|Thanks a lot! Just wait 'til everyone thinks YOU blew up the universe when YOU really didn't and YOU want to keep it a secret!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drown His Sorrows in Beer|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Drown Her Sorrows in Beets|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drown His Sorrows in Beer|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Maggie Drown Her Sorrows in Beets|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|So if Homer didn't blow up Springfield, who did?}}
 
{{TB|So if Homer didn't blow up Springfield, who did?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|I guess we'll never know, unless someone who witnessed the events miraculously steps forward. Perhaps at this very moment…}}
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{{TB|I guess we'll never know, unless someone who witnessed the events miraculously steps forward. Perhaps at this very moment...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck* *suck*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck{{*}} {{*}}suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Hey, I think Maggie's trying to tell us something!}}
 
{{TB|Hey, I think Maggie's trying to tell us something!}}
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{{TB|Say it again slowly.}}
 
{{TB|Say it again slowly.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck* … *suck*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}suck{{*}} ... {{*}}suck{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Okay, that didn't work. Why don't you just draw it on this napkin?}}
 
{{TB|Okay, that didn't work. Why don't you just draw it on this napkin?}}
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{{TB|So the one-eyebrowed baby blew up the town? How is that possible?}}
 
{{TB|So the one-eyebrowed baby blew up the town? How is that possible?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Well, Maggie DID shoot Mr. Burns. And there's that baby that talks in the E*Trade ads. Kids today are precocious.}}
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{{TB|Well, Maggie DID shoot Mr. Burns. And there's that baby that talks in the E{{*}}Trade ads. Kids today are precocious.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
 
{{TB|We've got to go to Maggie's preschool and look for this evil baby.}}
 
{{TB|We've got to go to Maggie's preschool and look for this evil baby.}}
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{{THT|[[File:Gerald Drawing 2.png|300px]][[File:Gerald Drawing 3.png|300px]][[File:Gerald Drawing 4.png|300px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|[[File:Gerald Drawing 2.png|300px]][[File:Gerald Drawing 3.png|300px]][[File:Gerald Drawing 4.png|300px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Who is this “ROSA"?}}
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{{TB|Who is this "ROSA"?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|You're not pronouncing it right! You need to roll the R. R-r-r-r-r-osa!}}
 
{{TB|You're not pronouncing it right! You need to roll the R. R-r-r-r-r-osa!}}
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{{TB|She gave them sugar to make them work, Benadryl to make them sleep, and donuts as a reward for a job well done.}}
 
{{TB|She gave them sugar to make them work, Benadryl to make them sleep, and donuts as a reward for a job well done.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Slobbering}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Slobbering}}
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{{TB|Mmm… donuts. Also, mmm… sugar and mmm… Benadryl.}}
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{{TB|Mmm... donuts. Also, mmm... sugar and mmm... Benadryl.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|It seems like we're still missing a piece of the story.}}
 
{{TB|It seems like we're still missing a piece of the story.}}
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{{TB|Well, R.O.S.A. had a built-in nanny-cam. If we could recover her pieces, perhaps we could see what happened right before the explosion.}}
 
{{TB|Well, R.O.S.A. had a built-in nanny-cam. If we could recover her pieces, perhaps we could see what happened right before the explosion.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|{{*}}moans* I knew this was going to turn into collecting things.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}moans{{*}} I knew this was going to turn into collecting things.}}
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{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
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{{Tapped Out Message}}
 
{{TB|Make your Springfielders search the town for R.O.S.A.'s scattered parts. Keep looking until you find all of them!}}
 
{{TB|Make your Springfielders search the town for R.O.S.A.'s scattered parts. Keep looking until you find all of them!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Find R.O.S.A Parts|24}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Find R.O.S.A Parts|24}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After finding one part|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After finding one part|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
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{{TB|We found a part! It looks like… a leg.}}
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{{TB|We found a part! It looks like... a leg.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 
{{TB|It's an arm, Dad.}}
 
{{TB|It's an arm, Dad.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Nope. I’m pretty sure it's a leg. This robot must be tiny!}}
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{{TB|Nope. I'm pretty sure it's a leg. This robot must be tiny!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|It is not tiny! That's an arm…}}
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{{TB|It is not tiny! That's an arm...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Let's keep looking everyone, only a few parts to go! Almost there.}}
 
{{TB|Let's keep looking everyone, only a few parts to go! Almost there.}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|We've found all the R.O.S.A. pieces except one… her feather duster.}}
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{{TB|We've found all the R.O.S.A. pieces except one... her feather duster.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|What does she even have a feather duster for? She's a nanny, not a maid.}}
 
{{TB|What does she even have a feather duster for? She's a nanny, not a maid.}}
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{{TB|But it's impossible! We've looked everywhere!}}
 
{{TB|But it's impossible! We've looked everywhere!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
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{{TB|Everywhere in our MAIN Springfield. But there's one place we haven't looked…}}
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{{TB|Everywhere in our MAIN Springfield. But there's one place we haven't looked...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Anguished}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Anguished}}
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{{TB|Oh God, no. You don't mean…}}
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{{TB|Oh God, no. You don't mean...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
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{{TB|That's right. That place we dread… that haunts us in our nightmares… that we pretend doesn't even exist…}}
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{{TB|That's right. That place we dread... that haunts us in our nightmares... that we pretend doesn't even exist...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
 
{{TB|Krustyland.}}
 
{{TB|Krustyland.}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 
{{TB|Woo-hoo! I drew the short straw so I don't have to go, and all you long straw guys are stuck going to Krustyland.}}
 
{{TB|Woo-hoo! I drew the short straw so I don't have to go, and all you long straw guys are stuck going to Krustyland.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Fine, I'll go. If the shuttle crashes on the way to Krustyland, tell Marge and the kids I died happy because I didn't make it to Krustyland.}}
 
{{TB|Fine, I'll go. If the shuttle crashes on the way to Krustyland, tell Marge and the kids I died happy because I didn't make it to Krustyland.}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Go to Krustyland}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Ugh, this place is awful… and it’s so far from Springfield. That shuttle bus took like 16 seconds!}}
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{{TB|Ugh, this place is awful... and it's so far from Springfield. That shuttle bus took like 16 seconds!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|It's the only amusement park so boring that even the gangs won't come here!}}
 
{{TB|It's the only amusement park so boring that even the gangs won't come here!}}
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{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|No. Thank you for not punching me in the face for asking.}}
 
{{TB|No. Thank you for not punching me in the face for asking.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 19|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 19|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Go to Springfield}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Go to Springfield}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
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{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Regardless of whether that scene had a meaning or not, the important thing is that we spend hours debating it's meaning in the Tapped Out forums!}}
 
{{TB|Regardless of whether that scene had a meaning or not, the important thing is that we spend hours debating it's meaning in the Tapped Out forums!}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Argue Online That Maggie Created Sky Finger|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Complain Online That the Game's Not Good Anymore|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|char=[[Lenny]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Carl Argue Online it's a Retelling of the Genesis Myth|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|char=[[Carl]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Troll the Forum with Shirtless Selfies|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lisa Argue Online it's a Retelling of the Genesis Myth|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Carl]] is not owned}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Complain Online That the Game's Not Good Anymore|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Lenny]] is not owned}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Argue Online That Maggie Created Sky Finger|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Complain Online That the Game's Not Good Anymore|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|char=[[Lenny]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Carl Argue Online it's a Retelling of the Genesis Myth|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|char=[[Carl]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Troll the Forum with Shirtless Selfies|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>If [[Carl]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Argue Online it's a Retelling of the Genesis Myth|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>If [[Lenny]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Bart Complain Online That the Game's Not Good Anymore|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 12:05, June 26, 2025


The End of the Beginning
Tapped Out Maggie Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 26
Update: Winter 2015
Required characters: Maggie, Marge, Homer, Lisa, Bart, Moe, Sea Captain, Quimby, Mr. Burns
Optional characters: Squeaky Voice Teen, Lenny, Carl
Internal name(s): TheEndOfTheBeginning
ID(s): 135003 - 135027
Previous quest(s): Play-Annoyed Grunt Pt. 2
Next quest(s): Play-Dough's Republic


The End of the Beginning is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update.

During the Winter 2015 event, the quest required Level 15 to start.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
Maggie - Up Arms *suck* *suck*
Marge - Happy Oh, you want to go for a walk with Mommy? That's one job I'd love to do!
Bart - Confused Wait, I'm sure I've seen you carrying her around town before.
Marge - Sad That was just a sack of flour.
Lisa - Curious And all those Mommy & Me classes?
Marge - Scared Also the flour. I needed to get out of the house. It's not easy taking care of a bag of flour twenty-four hours a day.
Task: "Make Marge Take Maggie for a Walk". The job takes 8 hours.
Marge - Happy It's so much nicer carrying a real baby than a flour baby. Finally I can show you off to all the gluten-free moms!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark
Maggie - Up Arms *suck* *suck*
Marge - Annoyed Again? Sweetie, we just finished a walk five minutes ago.
Maggie - Up Arms *suck* *suck*
Marge - Sad If I wanted a job that took eight hours a day, I'd get one that paid.
Marge - Happy Just kidding. Who's ever heard of a "working mother"?
Task: "Make Marge Take Maggie for a Quick Walk". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark
Maggie - Up Arms *suck* *suck*
Marge - Sleepy Ugh, Maggie -- I simply can't go on another walk with you. Maybe if there was a stroller in this game, or at least a Baby Bjorn.
Marge - Happy How about I get your Daddy to walk you instead?
Homer - Happy Sorry, I'm already busy watching Maggie. She's holding my beer and showing me this really interesting recipe for cookies.
Marge - Surprised That's the bag of flour!
Task: "Make Homer Spit Take". The job takes 6 seconds.
Homer - Furious You tricked me, Flour Maggie. You'll rue this day... or should I say roux this day!
Luigi - Happy Hahahaha! That's-a funny-a one-a! Finally a joke-a for me, Luigi!
Homer - Thoughtful Glad you liked it. I said it, but I don't get it.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Surprised Mom, maybe you should enroll Maggie in daycare. Outsourcing our responsibilities as human beings is an American tradition.
Marge - Sad Let my kids be raised by someone else? Wouldn't that be acknowledging my failure as a mother?
Bart - Happy Can someone drive me down to the police station? Wiggum left the lens cap on when he took my mug shot last week.
Marge - Sad Then again, trying something new with parenting isn't always a bad idea.
Task: "Make Marge Research Daycare". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Build the Police Station".
Task: "Make Homer Take Bart to Retake His Mug Shot". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 8 hours.
Marge - Confused I had no idea how important daycare is for babies.
Marge - Surprised Did you know that babies that don't attend daycare are 100% less likely to form memories in daycare?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge - Sad I didn't want to enroll Maggie in a daycare where all they do is paint, clap their hands and listen to music.
Marge - Happy But then I found out about preschools, where children learn to paint, clap their hands and listen to music.
Lisa - Nagging But isn't preschool just the same thing as daycare?
Marge No sweetie, they have different names -- one which sounds like we're good parents, and one which sounds like we're lazy.
Lisa - Shouting But they do the same things! The only difference is that daycare is a little bit cheaper.
Homer - Sarcastic Cheaper, eh?
Task: "Make Marge Apply to Preschools". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Apply to Daycares". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge - Sad Maggie was too young for any of the schools I applied to.
Marge - Angry There's a bunch of elementary schools in this town, even a high school, but nothing for pre-K.
Homer - Thoughtful We did get into the Stonecutter's Daycare, but that was a limited-time building from a long time ago. Almost no one's got it.
Marge - Serious There's only one thing to do. We need to build something new.
Homer - Happy Got it. I'll build the fire department -- you get the basket!
Marge - Annoyed That's not what I meant.
Task: "Build Ayn Rand School for Tots". It takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Mrs. Sinclair I'm sorry, but we can't accept your daughter Maggie. We received your application too late.
Homer - Shocked Too late?! This place just came into existence!
Mrs. Sinclair If you loved your child, you'd have found a way around that. As it is now, our wait list is several years long.
Marge - Surprised So I needed to apply when I was pregnant?
Mrs. Sinclair No, you needed to apply when you first signed up for ReadyToSettle.com.
Homer - Furious This is stupid! And I know stupid -- I'm the guy who blew up this town in the first place!
Mrs. Sinclair Are you threatening to let that happen again if I don't let Maggie into our school?
Homer - Sarcastic I wasn't. Should I?
Mrs. Sinclair No, we would never kowtow to the threat of violence. We do however kowtow to the threat of stupidity.
Mrs. Sinclair The only way we can ensure someone with as dangerously inept a parent as yourself doesn't become dangerously inept herself is to educate her.
Task: "Make Homer Mention Blowing up the Town". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Start at Preschool". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 8 hours.
Homer Wow. My stupidity scares people into giving me what I want? I'm just like President Bush!
Mrs. Sinclair Bush isn't president anymore.
Homer - Confused He's not?! Is he king now?
Mrs. Sinclair - Surprised Maggie can start today! Please, Mr. Simpson, just don't go to work.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe - Worried The IRS finally found out that I faked my own death, so I've got to call in all your bar tabs.
Homer - Annoyed Hey Moe, remember that time I blew up the town?
Moe - Shocked No need to go crazy, Homer. I'll just make up a fake dependent I never see because my fake ex-wife got custody.
Moe - Sneaky How about Hazel? I've always wanted to lose custody of a Hazel.
Task: "Make Homer Mention Blowing up the Town". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Tear Up Homer's Bar Tab". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Squeaky Voice Teen - Sad Sir, you can't park there.
Homer - Serious Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I blew up the town?
Sea Captain - Aghast Yarrr, we have a quota of five hundred shrimp per all-you-can-eat session.
Homer - Annoyed Blew Up The Town.
Quimby - Annoyed There is no possible way we can name a holiday after you!
Homer - Happy B.U.T.T.
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Reroute Parade". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Sea Captain Cull the Sea for the Last of its Shrimp". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall".
Task: "Make Quimby Name a Holiday After Homer". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Acronymize Acronyms". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 8 hours.
Quimby - Proud Close the banks! I pronounce today Homer Day!
Homer - Happy B.U...
Quimby - Embarrassed The first in the eight day celebration we call Homerka!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Furious Mr. Burns! I demand a raise... as well as paid time off for Homerka, Rosh Homershana, and Simpsom Kipur.
Homer - Serious Keep in mind that I'm that guy who blew up the town, and that will make you say yes to me for some reason.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical No, you're the man who THINKS he blew up the town. The truth is you had nothing to do with it.
Task: "Make Homer Do 10-Hour Spit Take". The job takes 10 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Thoughtful I distinctly remember destroying the town. There's even a video of it you can watch in the front of the store menu.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Pish. You were at your workstation... or should I say "doesn't work"-station.
Mr. Burns I had it disabled years ago, on the recommendation of every other safety inspector at the plant.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical What you've been working on is nothing more than a child's toy with spinny wheels and lights that blink when you push the big button.
Homer - Ooh Oh!!! So THAT'S how you get the lights to blink.
Task: "Make Homer Play at His Workstation". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Teach Homer How It Works". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Ultrahouse 3000 Sing together, A, B, C...
Ultrahouse 3000 You're the head of plant safety...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe One Duff beer for you and one Duff pureed beets for the baby. That'll be 12 dollars.
Homer - Sarcastic Put it on my tab, and then rip up that tab unless you want me to blow up the town again.
Moe - Exhausted Nice try. Lenny and Carl overheard your conversation with Mr. Burns and told me all about it.
Carl - Sad Sorry, buddy. Slow news day.
Homer - Sad Thanks a lot! Just wait 'til everyone thinks YOU blew up the universe when YOU really didn't and YOU want to keep it a secret!
Task: "Make Homer Drown His Sorrows in Beer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Drown Her Sorrows in Beets". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 13[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe - Shocked So if Homer didn't blow up Springfield, who did?
Homer - Confused I guess we'll never know, unless someone who witnessed the events miraculously steps forward. Perhaps at this very moment...
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Lenny - Surprised Hey, I think Maggie's trying to tell us something!
Carl - Surprised Say it again slowly.
Maggie *suck* ... *suck*
Moe - Sad Okay, that didn't work. Why don't you just draw it on this napkin?
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Homer - Confused So the one-eyebrowed baby blew up the town? How is that possible?
Moe - Sad Well, Maggie DID shoot Mr. Burns. And there's that baby that talks in the E*Trade ads. Kids today are precocious.
Homer - Scared We've got to go to Maggie's preschool and look for this evil baby.
Task: "Make Homer Search for the Unibrow Bomber". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 16 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Tag Along Because He is Bored". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 16 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Tag Along Because He is Bored". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 16 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Tag Along Because He is Bored". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 16 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 14[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Surprised Check out what I found in the Unibrow Baby's cubby. It looks like a manifesto!
Lenny - Anguished I can't read this. It's all illegible crayon scribbles.
Carl - Surprised The only thing I can tell for certain is that whoever wrote this is a deranged sicko.
Moe - Angry That's not the manifesto -- that's my memoir "Why Not Moe?".
Moe Here's the thing the baby wrote.
Lenny - Yay Oh, okay. This is much more legible.
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Homer - Confused Who is this "ROSA"?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed You're not pronouncing it right! You need to roll the R. R-r-r-r-r-osa!
Homer - Surprised Mr. Burns?! Why are you here?
Mr. Burns I'm looking for the nuclear plant's next Vice President of Operations.
Homer - Happy You mean I'm getting promoted?
Mr. Burns - Shouting Get real, fopdoodle! This job requires someone more youthful and full of energy!
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Recruit Babies to Work". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 15[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Happy This daycare is excellent! I haven't had such a steady supply of child labor since the plant did "Take Your Child to Work Month."
Homer - Happy Oh yeah, Maggie loved that "screw in tiny screws for an hour" game!
Moe - Shocked Wait a minute! You force babies to do manual labor at the plant?
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I don't, no. That's why I built R.O.S.A. -- the Robotic Offspring-Sitting Automaton.
Lenny Oh right, that was the silver lady in the manifesto.
Carl - Surprised Okay, enough explaining! Let's get back to reading it already.
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Moe - Worried Wow, this R.O.S.A. looks like a real task-master, making those babies do her bidding.
Homer - Sarcastic I would never let someone order ME around like that.
Task: "Make Homer Go on a Job". The job takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 16[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Thoughtful So Mr. Burns built a robot to exploit babies, one of the babies got mad, and the whole universe blew up. It all makes sense.
Carl - Sad None of that makes sense, Homer.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Especially the part about my robot exploiting babies. She was incentivizing them!
Mr. Burns She gave them sugar to make them work, Benadryl to make them sleep, and donuts as a reward for a job well done.
Homer - Slobbering Mmm... donuts. Also, mmm... sugar and mmm... Benadryl.
Lenny - Sad It seems like we're still missing a piece of the story.
Mr. Burns Well, R.O.S.A. had a built-in nanny-cam. If we could recover her pieces, perhaps we could see what happened right before the explosion.
Homer - Sad *moans* I knew this was going to turn into collecting things.
Message Make your Springfielders search the town for R.O.S.A.'s scattered parts. Keep looking until you find all of them!
Task: "Find R.O.S.A Parts" (x24).
After finding one part
Homer - Woo Hoo We found a part! It looks like... a leg.
Lisa - Nagging It's an arm, Dad.
Homer - Confused Nope. I'm pretty sure it's a leg. This robot must be tiny!
Lisa - Sad It is not tiny! That's an arm...
Homer - Happy Let's keep looking everyone, only a few parts to go! Almost there.
Lisa - Annoyed Yes, let's rebuild the tiny robot and find out what happened.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 17[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Sad We've found all the R.O.S.A. pieces except one... her feather duster.
Lenny - Surprised What does she even have a feather duster for? She's a nanny, not a maid.
Mr. Burns Children get dusty too. But we need that piece -- it contains the surrogate motherboard.
Carl - Sad But it's impossible! We've looked everywhere!
Moe - Worried Everywhere in our MAIN Springfield. But there's one place we haven't looked...
Lenny - Anguished Oh God, no. You don't mean...
Moe - Sneaky That's right. That place we dread... that haunts us in our nightmares... that we pretend doesn't even exist...
Moe - Worried Krustyland.
Homer - Horrified Nooooooooooo!!!!
Moe - Shocked Nooooooooooo!!!!
Lenny - Surprised Nooooooooooo!!!!
Moe - Sad Let's just draw straws and get this over with.
Task: "Make Homer Draw the Short Straw". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 seconds.
Task: "Build the Krustyland Shuttlebus".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 18[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Woo Hoo Woo-hoo! I drew the short straw so I don't have to go, and all you long straw guys are stuck going to Krustyland.
Carl - Surprised That ain't the way drawing straws work, Homer.
Homer - Horrified ARRGGGGHHH!
Homer - Annoyed Fine, I'll go. If the shuttle crashes on the way to Krustyland, tell Marge and the kids I died happy because I didn't make it to Krustyland.

Pt. 19[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Sad Ugh, this place is awful... and it's so far from Springfield. That shuttle bus took like 16 seconds!
Homer - Annoyed It's the only amusement park so boring that even the gangs won't come here!
Task: "Make Homer Find the Last R.O.S.A. Part A.S.A.P. to Get Out of Krustyland". The job takes place at the Krustyland Entrance and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Sarcastic Bye, Krustyland. Forever this time. I'm serious.
Squeaky Voice Teen - Sad Would you like your hand stamped so you can re-enter?
Homer - Confused Has anyone ever asked to re-enter this place?
Squeaky Voice Teen - Sad No. Thank you for not punching me in the face for asking.

Pt. 20[edit]

After completing Pt. 19
Task: "Go to Springfield".

Pt. 21[edit]

After completing Pt. 20
Moe - Sad Okay, we've assembled all the pieces. Let's turn this robot on.
R.O.S.A Hello, I am R.O.S.A. What can I do for you, mister?
Moe Ooh, mister. I like her already.
Homer We need to see your video from right before the explosion.
R.O.S.A Of course. Please enter the password.
Homer - Confused Password?
New Character: R.O.S.A
Task: "Make Homer Guess Mr. Burns's Password". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Moe - Sad Did you try "Excellent"?
Homer - Sad Yeah, it didn't work.
Moe Try "Excellent1".
Homer - Happy That's it! His catchphrase plus the year he was born.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 22[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer I'm confused. What were those things the one-eyebrowed baby put in R.O.S.A.'s battery compartment?
Lenny Fuel rods. You know, the things your job is to keep from overheating?
Homer Oh, that makes sense.
Homer Now that that's clarified, can you explain everything else that happened in the video?
Carl No. But if anyone asks me at a dinner party, I'm going to say yes so that people don't think I'm stupid.
Moe Regardless of whether that scene had a meaning or not, the important thing is that we spend hours debating it's meaning in the Tapped Out forums!
Task: "Make Moe Argue Online That Maggie Created Sky Finger". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Complain Online That the Game's Not Good Anymore". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Argue Online it's a Retelling of the Genesis Myth". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Troll the Forum with Shirtless Selfies". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
If Carl is not owned: Task: "Make Lisa Argue Online it's a Retelling of the Genesis Myth". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Lenny is not owned: Task: "Make Bart Complain Online That the Game's Not Good Anymore". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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