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{{Tapped Out Quest
 
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|name = Once Bitten, Twice Die
 
|name = Once Bitten, Twice Die
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|image = [[File:Tapped Out Once Bitten, Twice Die Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 
|level = 5
 
|level = 5
 
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXX}}
 
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXX}}
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|characters = [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Marge]], [[Milhouse]], [[Homer]]
 
|characters = [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Marge]], [[Milhouse]], [[Homer]]
 
|optional = [[Zia Simpson]], [[Grampa]], [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], [[Maggie]], {{ap|Count Dracula|monster}}, See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 
|optional = [[Zia Simpson]], [[Grampa]], [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], [[Maggie]], {{ap|Count Dracula|monster}}, See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
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|internal = OnceBittenTwiceDie
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|id = 225011 - 225015
 
|previous = [[Same Mistakes, New Plan]]
 
|previous = [[Same Mistakes, New Plan]]
 
|next = [[Rigellian Reckoning]]
 
|next = [[Rigellian Reckoning]]
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{{THT|Between November 6, [[2019]] and November 20, 2019|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Between November 6, [[2019]] and November 20, 2019|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I don’t want to be a bother but can we have some water? It's so hot being captured and housed in these mines.}}
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{{TB|I don't want to be a bother but can we have some water? It's so hot being captured and housed in these mines.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Sorry, Grandma. I didn't know my stable of monsters would take over Springfield and you.}}
 
{{TB|Sorry, Grandma. I didn't know my stable of monsters would take over Springfield and you.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
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{{TB|Destroying Springfield is bad. But worse… could you stop calling me Grandma?!}}
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{{TB|Destroying Springfield is bad. But worse... could you stop calling me Grandma?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}thrusts a flaming torch{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}thrusts a flaming torch{{*}}}}
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{{THT|After starting Kodos' job|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After starting Kodos' job|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|You aliens should be happy. I’ve made you a huge success.}}
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{{TB|You aliens should be happy. I've made you a huge success.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, about that. We need to talk.}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, about that. We need to talk.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Snide}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Snide}}
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{{TB|What’s on your mind, Doc Guac?}}
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{{TB|What's on your mind, Doc Guac?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|It was our idea to take over Springfield. Yet, you’re taking all the credit and more than the standard ten percent fee.}}
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{{TB|It was our idea to take over Springfield. Yet, you're taking all the credit and more than the standard ten percent fee.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|All the monsters are loyal to you and not us.}}
 
{{TB|All the monsters are loyal to you and not us.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Apathetic}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Apathetic}}
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{{TB|It’s all part of my packaging fee. Remember, you two Jello Jigglers would be nothing but space debris if it wasn’t for me.}}
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{{TB|It's all part of my packaging fee. Remember, you two Jello Jigglers would be nothing but space debris if it wasn't for me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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{{TB|She’s become worse than our previous agent.}}
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{{TB|She's become worse than our previous agent.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{TB|We should have seen this coming, but with one eye we have no depth perception.}}
 
{{TB|We should have seen this coming, but with one eye we have no depth perception.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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{{TB|It’s come to this… Zia, you’re fired.}}
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{{TB|It's come to this... Zia, you're fired.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|What?! I can’t be fired! You work for me. I swear you aliens will never destroy in this town again!}}
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{{TB|What?! I can't be fired! You work for me. I swear you aliens will never destroy in this town again!}}
 
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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{{TB|We dreamed of dancing on all your graves.}}
 
{{TB|We dreamed of dancing on all your graves.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|That isn’t a very nice dream.}}
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{{TB|That isn't a very nice dream.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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{{TB|Don’t judge. You really had to see the dance.}}
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{{TB|Don't judge. You really had to see the dance.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe all hope is not lost if you humans join with us to get revenge.}}
 
{{TB|Maybe all hope is not lost if you humans join with us to get revenge.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
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{{TB|I’m all in on getting revenge!}}
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{{TB|I'm all in on getting revenge!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Seven Sisters]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Seven Sisters]]|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Haw-haw. You flattened his flat-top!}}
 
{{TB|Haw-haw. You flattened his flat-top!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
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{{TB|Let’s hurry. We need to get out of here!}}
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{{TB|Let's hurry. We need to get out of here!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Lost Souls|100}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Simpsons Break Out of Prison|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]|3}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kang Break Out of Prison|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kodos Break Out of Prison|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Lost Souls|100}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Simpsons Break Out of Prison|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]|3}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kang Break Out of Prison|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kodos Break Out of Prison|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Pained}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Pained}}
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
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{{TB|The monsters have taken over! Zia has even re-enlisted Dracula. He’s joined forces with her.}}
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{{TB|The monsters have taken over! Zia has even re-enlisted Dracula. He's joined forces with her.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Two Agents of Destruction against us?! This is out of control!}}
 
{{TB|Two Agents of Destruction against us?! This is out of control!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Don’t worry, Grandma. We've got a plan.}}
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{{TB|Don't worry, Grandma. We've got a plan.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|Would EVERYONE stop calling me Grandma!}}
 
{{TB|Would EVERYONE stop calling me Grandma!}}
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{{TB|We can use his to find a hero, then use that hero against the agents.}}
 
{{TB|We can use his to find a hero, then use that hero against the agents.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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{{TB|Fight with an agent?! I’m not sure I want to do that.}}
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{{TB|Fight with an agent?! I'm not sure I want to do that.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
 
{{TB|We don't have a choice. Zia and Dracula will find us, and we need to fight back.}}
 
{{TB|We don't have a choice. Zia and Dracula will find us, and we need to fight back.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Then I'll snag Drac’s device and meet you back here tomorrow.}}
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{{TB|Then I'll snag Drac's device and meet you back here tomorrow.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Three Bears House]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Three Bears House]]|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Yes, Mom.}}
 
{{TB|Yes, Mom.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Mom? Wait… oh right. I am your mom. Why would you work against me?}}
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{{TB|Mom? Wait... oh right. I am your mom. Why would you work against me?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|You’re right. I wanted to control the world, but now I realize I just wanted to control my own life. I’m sorry.}}
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{{TB|You're right. I wanted to control the world, but now I realize I just wanted to control my own life. I'm sorry.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|No Agent of Destruction says she’s sorry. It shows weakness. Yes, I’m back in control!}}
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{{TB|No Agent of Destruction says she's sorry. It shows weakness. Yes, I'm back in control!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Lost Souls|100}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Immediately Surrender|8 hours|the [[Three Bears House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Zia Simpson Double Double Cross Her Family|8 hours|the [[Three Bears House]]|char=[[Zia Simpson]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kang Attack Count Dracula|8 hours|the [[Three Bears House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kodos Attack Count Dracula|8 hours|the [[Three Bears House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Lost Souls|100}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Immediately Surrender|8 hours|the [[Three Bears House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Zia Simpson Double Double Cross Her Family|8 hours|the [[Three Bears House]]|char=[[Zia Simpson]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kang Attack Count Dracula|8 hours|the [[Three Bears House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kodos Attack Count Dracula|8 hours|the [[Three Bears House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After starting all jobs|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After starting all jobs|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|You call your best clients worms?}}
 
{{TB|You call your best clients worms?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Dreamy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Dreamy}}
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{{TB|“Worm” is an affectionate term in the bizness.}}
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{{TB|"Worm" is an affectionate term in the bizness.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|Quick humans, while we struggle, you escape!}}
 
{{TB|Quick humans, while we struggle, you escape!}}
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{{TB|You slime balls aren't so bad after all.}}
 
{{TB|You slime balls aren't so bad after all.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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{{TB|We’re not doing this for you. If you die now, we can't destroy you ourselves later.}}
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{{TB|We're not doing this for you. If you die now, we can't destroy you ourselves later.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Not so fast. I’m back with Drac.}}
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{{TB|Not so fast. I'm back with Drac.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|What?! Why?}}
 
{{TB|What?! Why?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
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{{TB|I have a lot of conflicting emotions. It’s what teens are good at.}}
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{{TB|I have a lot of conflicting emotions. It's what teens are good at.}}
 
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Defensive}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Defensive}}
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{{TB|How dare you beer batter us!}}
 
{{TB|How dare you beer batter us!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon}}
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{{TB|The batter was Homer’s idea. Now stop struggling. I don't like my food to be tough.}}
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{{TB|The batter was Homer's idea. Now stop struggling. I don't like my food to be tough.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|I'll show you tough. {{*}}pushes her into the oven{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|I'll show you tough. {{*}}pushes her into the oven{{*}}}}
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{{TB|Why do I always leave the oven door open?! {{*}}screams{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|Why do I always leave the oven door open?! {{*}}screams{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
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{{TB|C’mon! We have to hurry! Zia and Dracula are going to use the Ultranet device to consume souls.}}
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{{TB|C'mon! We have to hurry! Zia and Dracula are going to use the Ultranet device to consume souls.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|{{*}}moans{{*}} We’re not staying for Witch BBQ?}}
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{{TB|{{*}}moans{{*}} We're not staying for Witch BBQ?}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Lost Souls|100}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kang Attempt to Stop Count Dracula|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kodos Attempt to Stop Count Dracula|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Simpsons Attempt to Stop Count Dracula|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]|3}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Barbeque|8 hours|the {{Gingerbread House}} or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Lost Souls|100}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kang Attempt to Stop Count Dracula|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kodos Attempt to Stop Count Dracula|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Simpsons Attempt to Stop Count Dracula|8 hours|[[Dracula's Castle]] or a [[Brown House]]|3}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Barbeque|8 hours|the {{Gingerbread House}} or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After starting all jobs|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After starting all jobs|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Didn’t you get the memo, Count Lame-ula? We’re crashing your coffin party.}}
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{{TB|Didn't you get the memo, Count Lame-ula? We're crashing your coffin party.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Or… make you a deal: give us back our ship and kill all the humans, and we'll call it even.}}
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{{TB|Or... make you a deal: give us back our ship and kill all the humans, and we'll call it even.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|I REALLY don’t know whose side to be on anymore.}}
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{{TB|I REALLY don't know whose side to be on anymore.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Then be on my side, ‘cause I’m back on yours. {{*}}explaining tone{{*}} Teenager, remember?}}
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{{TB|Then be on my side, 'cause I'm back on yours. {{*}}explaining tone{{*}} Teenager, remember?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|That’s it. I’m closing this deal right now. {{*}}flips switch{{*}}}}
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{{TB|That's it. I'm closing this deal right now. {{*}}flips switch{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Scream}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Scream}}
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{{TB|{{LostS|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}
 
{{TB|{{LostS|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}
 
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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The quest name is a reference to the phrase "once bitten, twice shy."
  
 
{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXX}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXX}}

Latest revision as of 07:11, May 2, 2025


Once Bitten, Twice Die
Tapped Out Once Bitten, Twice Die Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXX
Required characters: Kang, Kodos, Marge, Milhouse, Homer
Optional characters: Zia Simpson, Grampa, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Count Dracula, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): OnceBittenTwiceDie
ID(s): 225011 - 225015
Previous quest(s): Same Mistakes, New Plan
Next quest(s): Rigellian Reckoning


Once Bitten, Twice Die is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXX content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between November 6, 2019 and November 20, 2019
Marge - Sad I don't want to be a bother but can we have some water? It's so hot being captured and housed in these mines.
Zia Simpson - Sad Sorry, Grandma. I didn't know my stable of monsters would take over Springfield and you.
Marge - Serious Destroying Springfield is bad. But worse... could you stop calling me Grandma?!
Frankenstein's Monster - Angry *thrusts a flaming torch*
Bart - Surprised I thought Frankensteins were afraid of fire.
Frankenstein's Monster - Happy Frankenstein work through his fire issues.
Task: "Collect Lost Souls" (x50).
If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Simpson Take All the Credit". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Confront Zia Simpson". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kodos Confront Zia Simpson". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
After starting Kodos' job
Zia Simpson - Annoyed You aliens should be happy. I've made you a huge success.
Kang Yeah, about that. We need to talk.
Zia Simpson - Snide What's on your mind, Doc Guac?
Kang - Angry It was our idea to take over Springfield. Yet, you're taking all the credit and more than the standard ten percent fee.
Kodos - Angry All the monsters are loyal to you and not us.
Zia Simpson - Apathetic It's all part of my packaging fee. Remember, you two Jello Jigglers would be nothing but space debris if it wasn't for me.
Kang She's become worse than our previous agent.
Kodos We should have seen this coming, but with one eye we have no depth perception.
Kodos It's come to this... Zia, you're fired.
Zia Simpson - Surprised What?! I can't be fired! You work for me. I swear you aliens will never destroy in this town again!
After finishing the tasks
Kang I thought our Agent of Destruction had our best interests in mind but she was just looking out for herself.
Kodos We dreamed of dancing on all your graves.
Marge - Annoyed That isn't a very nice dream.
Kodos Don't judge. You really had to see the dance.
Kang Maybe all hope is not lost if you humans join with us to get revenge.
Bart - Determined I'm all in on getting revenge!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Seven Sisters

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Bart - Sad Someone help! I'm stuck under a big rock.
Frankenstein's Monster Frankenstein will save you, then kill you! Then have cigar with blind man.
Kang - Angry *knocks out Frankenstein*
Nelson - Happy Haw-haw. You flattened his flat-top!
Lisa - Shouting Let's hurry. We need to get out of here!
Task: "Collect Lost Souls" (x100).
Task: "Make Simpsons Break Out of Prison" (x3). The jobs take place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and take 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Break Out of Prison". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kodos Break Out of Prison". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Homer - Pained I'm tired of running. No one told me prison breaks would be exercise.
Kang Where can a family of five with two aliens hide?
Marge - Happy I know just the place.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Pumpkin House or Donut12

Characters that can do the "Break Out of Prison" job are:

Grampa, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Marge - Scared The monsters have taken over! Zia has even re-enlisted Dracula. He's joined forces with her.
Marge - Sad Two Agents of Destruction against us?! This is out of control!
Kodos - Happy Don't worry, Grandma. We've got a plan.
Marge - Angry Would EVERYONE stop calling me Grandma!
Task: "Collect Lost Souls" (x100).
Task: "Make Marge Be Offended". The job takes place at a Pumpkin House or Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Count Dracula is owned: Task: "Make Count Dracula Join Forces With Zia". The job takes place at a Pumpkin House or Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Lisa - Worried Dracula has a device to access an interdimensional portal.
Marge - Thoughtful How come everyone has one of those except us?
Lisa - Happy We can use his to find a hero, then use that hero against the agents.
Kodos Fight with an agent?! I'm not sure I want to do that.
Lisa - Shouting We don't have a choice. Zia and Dracula will find us, and we need to fight back.
Homer Then I'll snag Drac's device and meet you back here tomorrow.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Three Bears House

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Lisa Zia, are you there?
Zia Simpson Yes, Mom.
Lisa - Confused Mom? Wait... oh right. I am your mom. Why would you work against me?
Zia Simpson - Sad You're right. I wanted to control the world, but now I realize I just wanted to control my own life. I'm sorry.
Count Dracula - Happy No Agent of Destruction says she's sorry. It shows weakness. Yes, I'm back in control!
Task: "Collect Lost Souls" (x100).
Task: "Make Milhouse Immediately Surrender". The job takes place at the Three Bears House and takes 8 hours.
If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Simpson Double Double Cross Her Family". The job takes place at the Three Bears House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Attack Count Dracula". The job takes place at the Three Bears House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kodos Attack Count Dracula". The job takes place at the Three Bears House and takes 8 hours.
After starting all jobs
Count Dracula - Annoyed Get off me, you worms!
Kodos You call your best clients worms?
Count Dracula - Dreamy "Worm" is an affectionate term in the bizness.
Kang - Angry Quick humans, while we struggle, you escape!
Homer - Happy You slime balls aren't so bad after all.
Kang We're not doing this for you. If you die now, we can't destroy you ourselves later.
Zia Simpson - Annoyed Not so fast. I'm back with Drac.
Marge - Confused What?! Why?
Zia Simpson I have a lot of conflicting emotions. It's what teens are good at.
After finishing the tasks
Kodos - Defensive Why did you betray us, Human Girl?
Zia Simpson - Snide Mostly because I think you guys are idiots.
Count Dracula - Scary Take them to the Witch's house and let her roast them for dinner.
Kang - Scared So this is how agents drop clients?!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Gingerbread House w/ Suzanne the Witch or Donut12

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Kang - Angry How dare you beer batter us!
Suzanne the Witch The batter was Homer's idea. Now stop struggling. I don't like my food to be tough.
Bart - Angry I'll show you tough. *pushes her into the oven*
Suzanne the Witch - Sad Why do I always leave the oven door open?! *screams*
Lisa - Shouting C'mon! We have to hurry! Zia and Dracula are going to use the Ultranet device to consume souls.
Homer - Sad *moans* We're not staying for Witch BBQ?
Task: "Collect Lost Souls" (x100).
Task: "Make Kang Attempt to Stop Count Dracula". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kodos Attempt to Stop Count Dracula". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Simpsons Attempt to Stop Count Dracula" (x3). The jobs take place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and take 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Eat Barbeque". The job takes place at the Gingerbread House or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
After starting all jobs
Bart - Annoyed Didn't you get the memo, Count Lame-ula? We're crashing your coffin party.
Kang - Happy Or... make you a deal: give us back our ship and kill all the humans, and we'll call it even.
Marge - Confused I REALLY don't know whose side to be on anymore.
Zia Simpson - Happy Then be on my side, 'cause I'm back on yours. *explaining tone* Teenager, remember?
Count Dracula - Annoyed That's it. I'm closing this deal right now. *flips switch*
After finishing the tasks
Bart and Lisa - Scream *Scream*
Marge - Sleepy What happened? There was a flash of light and then I passed out.
Lisa - Sad Mom, I don't feel so good. *collapses*
Bart - Sneaky It's probably just gas.
Bart - Exhausted Uh-oh. Is gas contagious? *collapses*
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Underground Piano w/ Martin of the Opera

Characters that can do the "Attempt to Stop Count Dracula" job are:

Grampa, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Capture Spirits Grampa, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, Maggie 4h Fogbury Cemetery, Springfield Cemetery, or Brown House Lost Soul5, XP45
Take Souls From Innocents Bridge Troll Moe, God Deep Dark Woods or Brown House Lost Soul8, XP70

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "once bitten, twice shy."


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