Difference between revisions of "Land of the Flies"

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Land of the Flies is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update. It requires the Hell Teacher to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark Class, meet your new teacher, freshly transferred from Hellementary School. This is Miss...uh... Just call me Hellen. Um, yes, of course. Are you sure you can handle these hellions, Hellen? Hey! Nelson just gave me a wet willy! Wet willy him back. But won't I get in trouble? Wrath is a virtue. What better way to grow young minds than to encourage them to seek retribution on their enemies? I love my new teacher! Task: "Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Revenge". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Nerds Contemplate Vengeance" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 60 minutes. This is every nerd's fantasy! Be warned. It could be an Ackbar scenario. But what if it's NOT a trap? If we knew we wouldn't get in trouble, what would we do? I have some ideas on three-by-five cards I've housed in a rented storage unit over the years. How many have you collected? Hundreds of thousands. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark So what have my fine little minds come up with? As we say in Hell, one must strike while the iron is hot. And irons are always hot in Hell. Not like on the surface. Your irons cool way too quickly. We're still not convinced we won't get in trouble for this, so we're starting with a simple prank that can't easily be traced back to us. The classic "itching powder in the gym shorts". Gym class is next period. Man, something doesn't feel right here. Yeah, something's hapnin' with my junk. But it's dodgeball time and I can put itching aside if it means we get to Nail-A-Nerd! Task: "Make Hell Teacher Enjoy the Spectacle". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Scratch Themselves Embarrassingly" (x3). The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Nerds Win Dodgeball" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 2 hours. They scratch themselves like monkeys! Hahaha! What a bunch of losers! What is this strange feeling? This must be that thing called shame! Let's get out of here! We did it! Very good, children! But bullies are known to retaliate. Retaliation on retaliation? This is a vicious wedgie-producing cycle! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark That tears it! Itching powder, Vaseline on our locker handles, and whatever it is you nerds did to make Kearney grow pink hair... It's time for you dweebs to — OWW! FYI, we ran out of prank ideas, so now we're just going to tase you. Run for it! Well-played, gentlemen! Now that you have all the power, it's time you embraced it! Ja! Oompa-power! Task: "Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Seize the Day". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Nerds Storm Skinner's Office" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 3 hours. If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Feel His Authority Slipping Away". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 3 hours. I'm in charge and I say out of my office! Correction, sir. You WERE in charge. Yeah! There's some new kids on the block and it's not New Kids On The Block. It's us! Your new agenda is all in this spreadsheet. I'm outraged and yet impressed. How can one not respect a quality spreadsheet! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark The coffee in the teachers' lounge is all gone! There's nothing but juice boxes! My field hockey sticks have been replaced with gaming computers! Where are my brass instruments?! All that's here are cellos and violins! And my dodgeballs have been desecrated! The nerds are out of control! I think it's good to see the little tykes showing some initiative. Skinner? *crawling out of his office* That's SERGEANT Skinner to you! Now heads down in the jungle! Charlie is everywhere! *sigh* Flashback much, Seymour? Task: "Make Hell Teacher Calm the Faculty Down". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Try to Get His Platoon Back Together". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Fear! Fear is the key. If the enemy doesn't fear you, they won't respect you, and then you have no authority! Grodin, Barnes, I need you! King and Bunny re-engage the enemy! We have to take the high ground, men! We have to push Charlie back! Is he talking to the nerds? Don't care. I'm not going anywhere near those little freaks while that teacher from Hell has their backs. You mean their Russian advisor? Take her "out"! Good thinking, King! Wait. Now I'm King? I sorta like that. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark Boys, I have some good news to share with you! They agreed to rename the school after Isaac Asimov? No. I've been offered a job at Shelbyville Elementary for twice the pay. Nein! You cannot leave us here! You'll be fine! Nerds who take on bullies always end up fine. *gulp* Task: "Make Hell Teacher Prepare to Leave Springfield". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Nerds Explain How They Won't Be Fine" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 2 hours. If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Lead a Platoon Counteroffensive". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. We can handle things without Hell Teacher. Alright men, prepare to engage! We'll be engaged? But I've never had a girlfriend! So your scary protector isn't here anymore, eh, nerds? Get ready for group wedgies! I had a dream that wedgies were how I was going to die! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the novel Lord of the Flies by William Golding.