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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Marge, could you get my pants? I forgot I was pressing them inside your closed laptop. It’s the dry cleaning of the future!}}
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{{TB|Marge, could you get my pants? I forgot I was pressing them inside your closed laptop. It's the dry cleaning of the future!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|OK, I found them… Hey, what’s this? I’ve received an email from [[Earthland Realms]]…}}
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{{TB|OK, I found them... Hey, what's this? I've received an email from [[Earthland Realms]]...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|It says my Cleric is in trouble and needs my help. Hmm, it has been a while since I last played. It wouldn’t hurt to just check in on things…}}
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{{TB|It says my Cleric is in trouble and needs my help. Hmm, it has been a while since I last played. It wouldn't hurt to just check in on things...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Wait for His Pants|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Re-enter Earthland Realms|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Wait for His Pants|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Re-enter Earthland Realms|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Alright, I’m in! Now, let’s see what my Cleric needed help with. I’ll just walk to that virtual mailbox.}}
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{{TB|Alright, I'm in! Now, let's see what my Cleric needed help with. I'll just walk to that virtual mailbox.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} “Dearest Cleric Marge. Thank you for returning to Earthland Realms!”}}
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{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} "Dearest Cleric Marge. Thank you for returning to Earthland Realms!"}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|“The game developers want to buy matching yachts so they’re looking for ways to bring players back into the game. Here are five free iron ingots.”}}
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{{TB|"The game developers want to buy matching yachts so they're looking for ways to bring players back into the game. Here are five free iron ingots."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Ugh, they’re just trying to buy me off with some free stuff.}}
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{{TB|Ugh, they're just trying to buy me off with some free stuff.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Although…with those ingots I could finally finish upgrading my Orb of Oblivion…}}
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{{TB|Although...with those ingots I could finally finish upgrading my Orb of Oblivion...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I’ll just play until then, and THAT’S IT.}}
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{{TB|I'll just play until then, and THAT'S IT.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Where’s Marge? I needed those pants hours ago. Good thing I had a backup plan ready.}}
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{{TB|Where's Marge? I needed those pants hours ago. Good thing I had a backup plan ready.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
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{{TB|Um, Dad, are you wearing a grocery bag? Actually, don’t answer that. I think I heard Mom in the kitchen.}}
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{{TB|Um, Dad, are you wearing a grocery bag? Actually, don't answer that. I think I heard Mom in the kitchen.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Okay, I’ve got a level three Orb of Oblivion, a level five Trinket of Defense, and a level two Cloak of Yielding. Not too bad for my elf-self!}}
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{{TB|Okay, I've got a level three Orb of Oblivion, a level five Trinket of Defense, and a level two Cloak of Yielding. Not too bad for my elf-self!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|But these level-one Boots of Armandahl make me look like a total noob. Time to start some more upgrades!}}
 
{{TB|But these level-one Boots of Armandahl make me look like a total noob. Time to start some more upgrades!}}
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{{TB|Oh, relax Homie, I was just taking a quick break to upgrade my Orb of Oblivion.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, relax Homie, I was just taking a quick break to upgrade my Orb of Oblivion.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|What are you talking about? And where’s dinner?}}
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{{TB|What are you talking about? And where's dinner?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|It’s not time for dinner. It’s only – Oh my gosh! It’s eight o’clock!}}
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{{TB|It's not time for dinner. It's only – Oh my gosh! It's eight o'clock!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}
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{{TB|There’s no dinner?}}
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{{TB|There's no dinner?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|Homer, have you been drinking the Lemon Time dishwashing liquid?}}
 
{{TB|Homer, have you been drinking the Lemon Time dishwashing liquid?}}
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{{TB|{{*}}phew{{*}} It sure is easy to lose track of time playing that game. I think I need to take a break from it.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}phew{{*}} It sure is easy to lose track of time playing that game. I think I need to take a break from it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|{{*}}knocks on door{{*}} Hello, ma’am. I’ve got a special delivery for “Cleric Marge”. Is that you?}}
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{{TB|{{*}}knocks on door{{*}} Hello, ma'am. I've got a special delivery for "Cleric Marge". Is that you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|Gil? What are you doing here?}}
 
{{TB|Gil? What are you doing here?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Earthland Realms hired me to do advertising! They only pay me in virtual currency, but at least my character, “Jester Gil”, has a roof over his head. Lucky alter-ego…}}
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{{TB|Earthland Realms hired me to do advertising! They only pay me in virtual currency, but at least my character, "Jester Gil", has a roof over his head. Lucky alter-ego...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
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{{TB|Anyway, here’s your message: “Dearest Cleric Marge, our data indicates that it’s been nearly two hours since you last logged in…”}}
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{{TB|Anyway, here's your message: "Dearest Cleric Marge, our data indicates that it's been nearly two hours since you last logged in..."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
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{{TB|“Your character – and our profit margins – desperately await your return. Log back in within the next hour to receive a free Amulet of Nuxinor.”}}
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{{TB|"Your character – and our profit margins – desperately await your return. Log back in within the next hour to receive a free Amulet of Nuxinor."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|An Amulet of Nuxinor? I’ve been looking for one of those since I first started! {{*}}logs back into Earthland Realms{{*}}}}
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{{TB|An Amulet of Nuxinor? I've been looking for one of those since I first started! {{*}}logs back into Earthland Realms{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Ooh, this amulet looks great on me! It even matches my Boots of Lower Back Support!}}
 
{{TB|Ooh, this amulet looks great on me! It even matches my Boots of Lower Back Support!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Lose Track of Time Again|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Lose Track of Time Again|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Honey, I’m home. But I don’t smell tacos. Are you dead?}}
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{{TB|Honey, I'm home. But I don't smell tacos. Are you dead?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Oh jeez, what time is it? {{*}}logs out of game{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|Oh jeez, what time is it? {{*}}logs out of game{{*}}}}
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{{TB|Are you playing that game again? I thought we talked about this. Playing that game interferes with your wifely duties.}}
 
{{TB|Are you playing that game again? I thought we talked about this. Playing that game interferes with your wifely duties.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|I know, I know… Wait, what did you say?}}
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{{TB|I know, I know... Wait, what did you say?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|You know, watching the kids, making dinner, cleaning…}}
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{{TB|You know, watching the kids, making dinner, cleaning...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Oh really? And you don’t think I’m allowed any time to myself?}}
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{{TB|Oh really? And you don't think I'm allowed any time to myself?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
 
{{TB|Stop being so ridiculous, Marge. You get plenty of time to yourself when you sleep.}}
 
{{TB|Stop being so ridiculous, Marge. You get plenty of time to yourself when you sleep.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|And I’m gonna get a whole lot more of it tonight, because YOU’RE sleeping on the couch!}}
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{{TB|And I'm gonna get a whole lot more of it tonight, because YOU'RE sleeping on the couch!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|And then she told me to sleep on the couch, can you believe that?}}
 
{{TB|And then she told me to sleep on the couch, can you believe that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
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{{TB|Dad, I agree that Mom shouldn’t spend so much time playing games, but you have to learn to take responsibility for yourself.}}
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{{TB|Dad, I agree that Mom shouldn't spend so much time playing games, but you have to learn to take responsibility for yourself.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Sounds like a solid plan B. Your turn, boy.}}
 
{{TB|Sounds like a solid plan B. Your turn, boy.}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Scoff|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Roll His Eyes|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Create an Earthland Realms Character|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Be Completely Unaware of This Family Meeting|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Scoff|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Roll His Eyes|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Create an Earthland Realms Character|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Be Completely Unaware of This Family Meeting|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Finished at last… Warrior Homer! Wow, just look at those muscles! Marge could do my laundry on these abs.}}
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{{TB|Finished at last... Warrior Homer! Wow, just look at those muscles! Marge could do my laundry on these abs.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, right. Marge. Gotta find her. How do I make this hunky Homer walk? Ah, there we go.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, right. Marge. Gotta find her. How do I make this hunky Homer walk? Ah, there we go.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
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{{TB|Now that I’m getting the hang of this, I think I’ll ask that giant, hungry-looking spider if it’s seen Marge anywhere.}}
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{{TB|Now that I'm getting the hang of this, I think I'll ask that giant, hungry-looking spider if it's seen Marge anywhere.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Looks like the last thing I need for my next upgrade is a giant spider fang. I’m coming up on its lair now… I’d better be cautious…}}
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{{TB|Looks like the last thing I need for my next upgrade is a giant spider fang. I'm coming up on its lair now... I'd better be cautious...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Oh no, the spider is attacking someone! Unhand that noob, vile fiend!}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Oh no, the spider is attacking someone! Unhand that noob, vile fiend!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I’ll use one of my magic spells on it. {{*}}casts spell{{*}} By the Luxurious Locks of Lilith, unhand that lout!}}
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{{TB|I'll use one of my magic spells on it. {{*}}casts spell{{*}} By the Luxurious Locks of Lilith, unhand that lout!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cleric Marge Save Warrior Homer|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cleric Marge Save Warrior Homer|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Homer, is that you? What are you doing here?}}
 
{{TB|Homer, is that you? What are you doing here?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I wanted to see why you were spending so much time in here, so I made my own character. And I gotta say it’s pretty great. Just look at my butt! {{*}}poses{{*}}}}
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{{TB|I wanted to see why you were spending so much time in here, so I made my own character. And I gotta say it's pretty great. Just look at my butt! {{*}}poses{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} You do look rather dashing in that loincloth.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} You do look rather dashing in that loincloth.}}
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{{TB|Wait, Homie, how long have we been playing?}}
 
{{TB|Wait, Homie, how long have we been playing?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
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{{TB|Who can keep track of time when you’re busy looking this good?}}
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{{TB|Who can keep track of time when you're busy looking this good?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I think it’s time for dinner and we need to feed the kids.}}
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{{TB|I think it's time for dinner and we need to feed the kids.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Oh, right, those guys. Wait, I have an idea. {{*}}logs out of game{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|Oh, right, those guys. Wait, I have an idea. {{*}}logs out of game{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Tell the Kids to Make Dinner|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Complain|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Complain|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Happily Enjoy Some Me-Time|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Tell the Kids to Make Dinner|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Complain|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Complain|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Happily Enjoy Some Me-Time|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Make dinner? Dad, no, that’s Mom’s job!}}
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{{TB|Make dinner? Dad, no, that's Mom's job!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
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{{TB|Bup bup bup, your mother is busy. In fact, from now on, we’re going to be doing this more regularly so she and I can enjoy some quality time together.}}
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{{TB|Bup bup bup, your mother is busy. In fact, from now on, we're going to be doing this more regularly so she and I can enjoy some quality time together.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Grossed Out}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Grossed Out}}
 
{{TB|Eww. Are you guys cuddling inside Earthland Realms?}}
 
{{TB|Eww. Are you guys cuddling inside Earthland Realms?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|We sure are! Your father and I get along even better in the virtual world. Now, the baking sheets are under the stove…}}
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{{TB|We sure are! Your father and I get along even better in the virtual world. Now, the baking sheets are under the stove...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|And those are for…?}}
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{{TB|And those are for...?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eyeroll}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eyeroll}}
 
{{TB|For baking!}}
 
{{TB|For baking!}}

Revision as of 19:47, March 7, 2025


World of Wifecraft
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Game of Games The Sequel
Required characters: Cleric Marge, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart

World of Wifecraft is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update. It requires Cleric Marge to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Marge, could you get my pants? I forgot I was pressing them inside your closed laptop. It's the dry cleaning of the future!
Marge OK, I found them... Hey, what's this? I've received an email from Earthland Realms...
Marge It says my Cleric is in trouble and needs my help. Hmm, it has been a while since I last played. It wouldn't hurt to just check in on things...
Task: "Make Homer Wait for His Pants". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Re-enter Earthland Realms". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Cleric Marge - Happy Alright, I'm in! Now, let's see what my Cleric needed help with. I'll just walk to that virtual mailbox.
Cleric Marge *reading* "Dearest Cleric Marge. Thank you for returning to Earthland Realms!"
Cleric Marge "The game developers want to buy matching yachts so they're looking for ways to bring players back into the game. Here are five free iron ingots."
Cleric Marge - Annoyed Ugh, they're just trying to buy me off with some free stuff.
Cleric Marge Although...with those ingots I could finally finish upgrading my Orb of Oblivion...
Cleric Marge - Happy I'll just play until then, and THAT'S IT.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Annoyed Where's Marge? I needed those pants hours ago. Good thing I had a backup plan ready.
Lisa - Curious Um, Dad, are you wearing a grocery bag? Actually, don't answer that. I think I heard Mom in the kitchen.
Marge - Happy Okay, I've got a level three Orb of Oblivion, a level five Trinket of Defense, and a level two Cloak of Yielding. Not too bad for my elf-self!
Marge - Sad But these level-one Boots of Armandahl make me look like a total noob. Time to start some more upgrades!
Task: "Make Homer Walk to the Kitchen Without Pants". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes.
Task: "Make Marge Lose Track of Time Playing Earthland Realms". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Serious Marge! What are you doing in here?
Marge Oh, relax Homie, I was just taking a quick break to upgrade my Orb of Oblivion.
Homer - Confused What are you talking about? And where's dinner?
Marge - Surprised It's not time for dinner. It's only – Oh my gosh! It's eight o'clock!
Homer - Aah There's no dinner?
Marge - Confused Homer, have you been drinking the Lemon Time dishwashing liquid?
Homer - Serious *mouth bubbling* And whose fault is that?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge *phew* It sure is easy to lose track of time playing that game. I think I need to take a break from it.
Gil - Happy *knocks on door* Hello, ma'am. I've got a special delivery for "Cleric Marge". Is that you?
Marge - Confused Gil? What are you doing here?
Gil - Happy Earthland Realms hired me to do advertising! They only pay me in virtual currency, but at least my character, "Jester Gil", has a roof over his head. Lucky alter-ego...
Gil - Selling Anyway, here's your message: "Dearest Cleric Marge, our data indicates that it's been nearly two hours since you last logged in..."
Gil - Selling "Your character – and our profit margins – desperately await your return. Log back in within the next hour to receive a free Amulet of Nuxinor."
Marge - Surprised An Amulet of Nuxinor? I've been looking for one of those since I first started! *logs back into Earthland Realms*
Marge - Happy Ooh, this amulet looks great on me! It even matches my Boots of Lower Back Support!
Task: "Make Marge Lose Track of Time Again". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer Honey, I'm home. But I don't smell tacos. Are you dead?
Marge - Surprised Oh jeez, what time is it? *logs out of game*
Homer - Surprised Are you playing that game again? I thought we talked about this. Playing that game interferes with your wifely duties.
Marge - Angry I know, I know... Wait, what did you say?
Homer You know, watching the kids, making dinner, cleaning...
Marge - Annoyed Oh really? And you don't think I'm allowed any time to myself?
Homer - Sarcastic Stop being so ridiculous, Marge. You get plenty of time to yourself when you sleep.
Marge - Angry And I'm gonna get a whole lot more of it tonight, because YOU'RE sleeping on the couch!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Annoyed And then she told me to sleep on the couch, can you believe that?
Lisa - Deadpan Dad, I agree that Mom shouldn't spend so much time playing games, but you have to learn to take responsibility for yourself.
Homer Sounds like a solid plan B. Your turn, boy.
Bart - Sneaky What if you made your own Earthland Realms character? Then you could harass Mom in the game just like in real life.
Homer - Thoughtful Wait, I have an idea. What if I make my own Earthland Realms character and torment her in the game until she quits?
Bart - Rolling Eyes I just said that, Homer.
Homer Sure you did. Now, time to buy a computer and enter the virtual world!
Task: "Make Lisa Scoff". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes.
Task: "Make Bart Roll His Eyes". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes.
Task: "Make Homer Create an Earthland Realms Character". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Be Completely Unaware of This Family Meeting". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Barbarian Homer - Happy Finished at last... Warrior Homer! Wow, just look at those muscles! Marge could do my laundry on these abs.
Barbarian Homer Oh, right. Marge. Gotta find her. How do I make this hunky Homer walk? Ah, there we go.
Barbarian Homer - Sarcastic Now that I'm getting the hang of this, I think I'll ask that giant, hungry-looking spider if it's seen Marge anywhere.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Cleric Marge Looks like the last thing I need for my next upgrade is a giant spider fang. I'm coming up on its lair now... I'd better be cautious...
Cleric Marge - Surprised *gasp* Oh no, the spider is attacking someone! Unhand that noob, vile fiend!
Cleric Marge - Annoyed I'll use one of my magic spells on it. *casts spell* By the Luxurious Locks of Lilith, unhand that lout!
Task: "Make Cleric Marge Save Warrior Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Cleric Marge *phew* I think that did it. Are you okay, Mister Barbarian?
Barbarian Homer - Happy Marge, you saved me! And you did it with such pizzazz, I hardly recognized you!
Cleric Marge - Surprised Homer, is that you? What are you doing here?
Barbarian Homer - Happy I wanted to see why you were spending so much time in here, so I made my own character. And I gotta say it's pretty great. Just look at my butt! *poses*
Cleric Marge - Happy *chuckles* You do look rather dashing in that loincloth.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Cleric Marge Wait, Homie, how long have we been playing?
Barbarian Homer - Sarcastic Who can keep track of time when you're busy looking this good?
Cleric Marge - Sad I think it's time for dinner and we need to feed the kids.
Barbarian Homer - Sad Oh, right, those guys. Wait, I have an idea. *logs out of game*
Task: "Make Homer Tell the Kids to Make Dinner". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes.
Task: "Make Bart Complain". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes.
Task: "Make Lisa Complain". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes.
Task: "Make Marge Happily Enjoy Some Me-Time". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Bart and Lisa - Sad Make dinner? Dad, no, that's Mom's job!
Homer - Snobby Bup bup bup, your mother is busy. In fact, from now on, we're going to be doing this more regularly so she and I can enjoy some quality time together.
Bart and Lisa - Grossed Out Eww. Are you guys cuddling inside Earthland Realms?
Marge - Happy We sure are! Your father and I get along even better in the virtual world. Now, the baking sheets are under the stove...
Bart - Confused And those are for...?
Marge - Eyeroll For baking!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the MMORPG video game World of Warcraft.


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