Difference between revisions of "To the Ends of the Earth"

{{TB|I’ll take five of those. Kids, what about you?}}

{{TB|Wall E, my man, I’m gonna need a sample of your Pepperoni Pleasure, your Chicago Chicanery, and your Super Scrumptious Sausage Supreme.}}

{{TB|We don’t do samples and we only have pizza and garlic bread. And the garlic bread isn’t made with real garlic. Or real bread.}}

{{TB|{{*}}phone chirps an alert{{*}} It’s a notification from the Earthland Realms online server. There’s a new player at the top of the leaderboards!}}

{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} It couldn’t be.}}

{{TB|…}}

{{TB|So…we wanting to start with some sodas, or just waste more of my precious time?}}

{{TB|I know, isn’t it awesome?}}

{{TB|NO! It is not awesome. It’s terrible for his special little brain.}}

{{TB|I know, he’s the worst, right?}}

{{TB|What?! That’s not true except for Saturdays, Sundays, the occasional Arbor Day, and Pretend Flu Fridays.}}

{{TB|If he’s going to change, I need you to change first. I’m sending you to counseling to learn how to be a father again.}}

{{TB|Alright, let’s meet in the Earthland Realms town square and do a roll call. Shadow Knight, here!}}

{{TB|…}}

{{TB|I’m still creating my character. There are so many hair options!}}

{{TB|Ugh, fine. Just catch up when you’re done. Sophie, you here?}}

{{TB|They blocked my dad’s IP address from the server for "digital indecent drunken disorder".}}

{{TB|I’m gonna run to the library to see if I can get on the computer there.}}

{{TB|Watch out for creepos. I heard they use the library computers for…things. I wouldn’t know, only heard from a friend.}}

{{TB|Everybody else ready? Stock up on health potions. It’s time to find and take down The Game Master.}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Headphones|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Martin Get His Character’s Hair Juuuuuust Right|2 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sophie Run to the Library|60 minutes|[[Springfield Library]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Sophie Krustofsky]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make the Team Find The Game Master in Earthland Realms|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Watch out for the beast’s claws! Everybody back into formation! Remember, Shadow Knight is our tank, Lady Milhouse is our DPS…}}

{{TB|I am? My character is currently spec’d for hospitality!}}

{{TB|Ahh! I’m pinned down! Help!}}

{{TB|Is that Bart playing his game upstairs? I can’t listen to my little boy in distress! I have to help him! {{*}}logs into Earthland Realms{{*}}}}

{{TB|Ah, it feels good to stretch my Cleric legs again. I'll just use this Sojourner’s Scroll to warp to Bart's location.}}

{{TB|I’m here to help. Also dinner is in ten minutes.}}

{{TB|Is that…a rat?}}

{{TB|He bit me with paralysis venom! He’s been slowly chewing my knees off for an hour.}}

{{TB|Ugh, thanks. C’mon, we’ve been tracking The Game Master through this valley and I think we’ve almost found him. {{*}}runs off{{*}}}}

{{TB|Oh, okay…}}

{{TB|Hold on. What’s a Game Master?}}

{{TB|Next thing on my to-do list, I swear. In the meantime, some more mead, m’lady?}}

{{TB|Martin, we need you. Aren’t you done creating your character yet?}}

{{TB|Have you guys seen all the belt options? They’re so shiny!}}

{{TB|Ugh, and where’s Sophie?}}

{{TB|She’s at the library, but they’re on dial-up. I believe she’s still trying to convince the librarian to get off the phone.}}

{{TB|This isn’t working! We’ll never catch The Game Master without a full team.}}

{{TB|Unfortunately…yes.}}

{{TB|Cosine? Your daily beating isn’t scheduled for another two hours. What are you doing here?}}

{{TB|Guys, the librarian finally got off the phone so I can dial in. I’m logging into the game! {{*}}dialup sounds{{*}}}}

{{TB|And my character’s appearance is finally up to my exacting standards. Joining the group now!}}

{{TB|Bart didn’t tell you? We’re a video game team. Hang on, we’ll use you as a human shield.}}

{{TB|I can’t deny such a move would be logical…}}

{{TB|What in the hoyvin is going on!? I’ve never seen so much activity in Earthland Realms. My Frinkiac 7 is going to melt!}}

{{TB|I rented it out to the game’s developers a few years ago to run the game server. After all, my Frinkiac is the fastest computer in the world, what with its sixty-four glavin cores, hoyvin!}}

{{TB|So you have the ability to log into the Earthland Realms server and do whatever you want? Say…delete a character?}}

{{TB|Frink, we’re gonna need you to delete a character called The Game Master.}}

{{TB|Oh, I don’t know. That seems awfully unethical what with the SCHEMING and the CONTRACTS I signed with the developers–}}

{{TB|I’ll let you test any of your drugs or devices on me for the next six months.}}

{{TB|Good glavin, a willing guinea pig? I’ll do it!}}