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To the Ends of the Earth is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between July 7, 2020 and July 16, 2020 Welcome to Wall E. Weasel, where all your pizza and skee-ball dreams come true. Can I interest you in our Pizza Popper Party Platter? I’ll take five of those. Kids, what about you? Wall E, my man, I’m gonna need a sample of your Pepperoni Pleasure, your Chicago Chicanery, and your Super Scrumptious Sausage Supreme. And what is the soup du jour? Perhaps a savory mulligatawny? We don’t do samples and we only have pizza and garlic bread. And the garlic bread isn’t made with real garlic. Or real bread. *phone chirps an alert* It’s a notification from the Earthland Realms online server. There’s a new player at the top of the leaderboards! *gasp* It couldn’t be. The Game Master! … So…we wanting to start with some sodas, or just waste more of my precious time? Task: "Collect Headphones" (x125). Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Log Into Earthland Realms" (x4). The jobs take place at a Visitable Home and take 60 minutes. Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Finish Eating Pizza Popper Party Platters". The job takes place at Wall E. Weasel's, Vesuvius Pizza, Zesty's, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Homer, Bart does nothing but play video games these days. I know, isn’t it awesome? NO! It is not awesome. It’s terrible for his special little brain. I know, he’s the worst, right? Boys learn from their fathers, and Bart sees you do nothing but sit around all day in front of that television. What?! That’s not true except for Saturdays, Sundays, the occasional Arbor Day, and Pretend Flu Fridays. If he’s going to change, I need you to change first. I’m sending you to counseling to learn how to be a father again. Hah! Joke's on you. I never learned in the first place! *grumble* Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Characters that can do the "Log Into Earthland Realms" job include:

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Alright, let’s meet in the Earthland Realms town square and do a roll call. Shadow Knight, here! Lady Milhouse, here. Flying Head Nelson, here. Duke Hammerthrone, here. … Martin, are you on? I’m still creating my character. There are so many hair options! Ugh, fine. Just catch up when you’re done. Sophie, you here? They blocked my dad’s IP address from the server for "digital indecent drunken disorder". I’m gonna run to the library to see if I can get on the computer there. Watch out for creepos. I heard they use the library computers for…things. I wouldn’t know, only heard from a friend. Everybody else ready? Stock up on health potions. It’s time to find and take down The Game Master. Task: "Collect Headphones" (x150). Task: "Make Martin Get His Character’s Hair Juuuuuust Right". The job takes place at a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. If Sophie Krustofsky is owned: Task: "Make Sophie Run to the Library". The job takes place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make the Team Find The Game Master in Earthland Realms". The jobs take place at a Visitable Home and take 4 hours. Watch out for the beast’s claws! Everybody back into formation! Remember, Shadow Knight is our tank, Lady Milhouse is our DPS… I am? My character is currently spec’d for hospitality! *presses Q to facepalm* Quest reward: 100 and 10 Cleric Marge

Characters that can do the "Find The Game Master in Earthland Realms" job include:

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Ahh! I’m pinned down! Help! Is that Bart playing his game upstairs? I can’t listen to my little boy in distress! I have to help him! *logs into Earthland Realms* Ah, it feels good to stretch my Cleric legs again. I'll just use this Sojourner’s Scroll to warp to Bart's location. Mom? What are you doing here? I’m here to help. Also dinner is in ten minutes. Is that…a rat? He bit me with paralysis venom! He’s been slowly chewing my knees off for an hour. *hits rat on the head* There you go. Ugh, thanks. C’mon, we’ve been tracking The Game Master through this valley and I think we’ve almost found him. *runs off* Oh, okay… Hold on. What’s a Game Master? Task: "Collect Headphones" (x150). Task: "Make Cleric Marge Spawn Camp The Game Master". The job takes 2 hours. If Shadow Knight is owned: Task: "Make Shadow Knight Provide Support". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Our guild has shot up into the top tier on the leaderboard! But Bart, I could really help more if you removed this lady spell you put on me. Next thing on my to-do list, I swear. In the meantime, some more mead, m’lady? *blushes* Oh of course, Sir Shadow Knight. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Crowd of Cosplayers

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Martin, we need you. Aren’t you done creating your character yet? Have you guys seen all the belt options? They’re so shiny! Ugh, and where’s Sophie? She’s at the library, but they’re on dial-up. I believe she’s still trying to convince the librarian to get off the phone. This isn’t working! We’ll never catch The Game Master without a full team. The Evergreen Terrors need to recruit a new member. Do you have someone in mind? Unfortunately…yes. Task: "Collect Headphones" (x150). Task: "Make Bart Recruit Cosine to The Evergreen Terrors". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Um, hello everyone. Cosine? Your daily beating isn’t scheduled for another two hours. What are you doing here? Cosine is the newest member of The Evergreen Terrors. Bart, why did you think Cosine would be a good fit? I saw him playing this game at the arcade the other day. You should've seen him. Fingers like lightning! Cosine, what game was that? Alien Invaders: Calculus Edition. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Lady Milhouse

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Guys, the librarian finally got off the phone so I can dial in. I’m logging into the game! *dialup sounds* And my character’s appearance is finally up to my exacting standards. Joining the group now! So what is this group for? Mathletics? Bart didn’t tell you? We’re a video game team. Hang on, we’ll use you as a human shield. I can’t deny such a move would be logical… What in the hoyvin is going on!? I’ve never seen so much activity in Earthland Realms. My Frinkiac 7 is going to melt! What does your supercomputer have to do with Earthland Realms? I rented it out to the game’s developers a few years ago to run the game server. After all, my Frinkiac is the fastest computer in the world, what with its sixty-four glavin cores, hoyvin! So you have the ability to log into the Earthland Realms server and do whatever you want? Say…delete a character? Frink, we’re gonna need you to delete a character called The Game Master. Oh, I don’t know. That seems awfully unethical what with the SCHEMING and the CONTRACTS I signed with the developers– I’ll let you test any of your drugs or devices on me for the next six months. Good glavin, a willing guinea pig? I’ll do it! Task: "Collect Headphones" (x175). If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Delete The Game Master From the Server". The job takes place at the Frinkiac 7, Frink's Lab, Frink's House, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Everyone Gasp" (x3). The jobs take place at the Frinkiac 7, Frink's Lab, Frink's House, or a Brown House and take 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Frinkiac 7

Characters that can do the "Gasp" job include:

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Collect Headphones Homer, Marge, Bart. Lisa, Grampa, Moe, Smithers, Mr. Burns 4h Visitable Home 5, 45 Rummage Through Closets for Headphones Cosine Tangent, Wall E. Weasel, Strawberry 8, 70