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Zero G Whiz is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between June 19, 2020 and July 16, 2020 *grumbling* Just gimme a minute, Strawberry. I’m working on world domination here… Strawberry? Wait a second…I know who you are! Yeah, you literally just said my name. I’m Strawberry. No, not you. The Game Master! Task: "Collect Energy Drinks" (x150). Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Rip Off The Game Master’s Hood". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes. Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Gasp Again" (x4). The jobs take place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and take 30 minutes. Milo?! The owner of Coolsville Comics? You’re The Game Master? But…why are you doing this? You were so nice before. Before? You mean ten years ago, the last time any of you shopped at my store? Uh…we just…forgot where Coolsville was? It’s literally across the street from The Android’s Dungeon! He speaks true. Though I have blocked my view of his shop with a strategically placed promotional poster for the remake of ROBOCOP. And you’re gonna pay for that, Comic Book Guy. You’re ALL gonna pay! Mwaaaahahahahahaha! Whatever, babe. Can we go now? Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Game Master

Characters that can do the "Gasp Again" job include:

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Hey, I finally found another one of The Game Master’s high scores. Is it Bonestorm? Is it Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge? Nah, it’s some game called Gymnasteroids. *reading* A sci-fi epic. Compete in a zero-G space gymnastics tournament for intergalactic supremacy. Intergalactic supremacy, huh? Alright kids, we’re headed to the gym. It’s time to get trained up! You want us to do REAL gymnastics? Here are your leotards. Why did you already have these in your car? Task: "Collect Energy Drinks" (x125). Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Practice Gymnastics" (x2). The jobs take place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and take 2 hours. Task: "Make the Kids Get Creeped Out By the Trunkful of Leotards" (x2). The jobs take place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and take 2 hours. If Milo is owned: Task: "Make The Game Master Spy on the Kids As They Train". The job takes place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Ugh, this game sucks. I can’t even get past the first zero-G balance beam routine. Can I take off this leotard, already? No. It is crucial for full immersion. You must be one with the leotard. It’s so tight. I’m not getting any circulation to my boy areas… Did somebody say zero-G space gymnastics? No! Go away, Homer! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Lee Carvallo Standee

Characters that can do the "Practice Gymnastics" and "Get Creeped Out By the Trunkful of Leotards" jobs include:

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Dad? What are you doing here? Kids, if there’s one thing I know a lot about, it’s space. Because of that one time NASA sent you to– Because of that one time NASA sent me to space, yeah. But more important than that, I have mastered the inner zen required for one’s body to achieve zero-G. Because of that one time you became a– Because of that one time I became a Buddhist monk, yeah. Again, I really feel like we should be focusing on dexterity training, hand-eye coordination… Meditate with me, children. Task: "Collect Energy Drinks" (x125). Task: "Make Homer Teach the Kids Zen". The job takes place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Meditate" (x4). The jobs take place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Begrudgingly Put the Leotards Back In His Trunk". The job takes place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Okay, you’ve all got the zen down. Now it’s time you learn to withstand the tortures of space. Everybody hop in the space simulator! But first, strap on these horse feed bags. If anything comes out when you hit seven G’s, this’ll keep it firmly on your face. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Space Simulator

Characters that can do the "Meditate" job include:

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Gahh, I’m gonna be sick. Keep that feed bag on if you know what’s good for you. Martin, how are you not sick? Mr. Simpson’s tutelage has brought me an enlightened state of inner peace. And not a speck of vomit at eight G’s! It appears that we’ve found our Gymnasteroids player. Martin, are you ready for this? Put me in, coach! Task: "Collect Energy Drinks" (x125). Task: "Make Martin Do Zero-G Gymnastics in Spaaaaaaaaaaaccee". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Take Nausea Pills Then Cheer On Martin" (x3). The jobs take place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Be Proud of His Pupil". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Towel the Sweat From Martin's Brow". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Milo is owned: Task: "Make The Game Master Try to Sabotage the Gymnasteroids Machine". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Look at him go. I’ve never seen a nerd be so impressive! He’s almost got the high score! He just needs to nail the virtual orbiting pommel horse! *crawling behind the machine* If I can just…reach…the power cord… Look! The Game Master! *does a double split leap forward aerial cartwheel and Yurchenko vaults over the machine* Don’t even think about it! Ow! I think you broke my nose! Martin’s brought out the laser baton twirlers. He’s really gonna do it! Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Characters that can do the "Take Nausea Pills Then Cheer On Martin" job include:

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 And hands up, arch the back, big smile for the judges. Woo! He did it! *crawling out from behind machine* Dangit, to get that high score, do you know how many weeks of gymnastics training I had to do in NASA’s zero-G training pool? … Fine, it was my backyard pool. … Fine, it was my bathtub. Task: "Collect Energy Drinks" (x175). If Milo is owned: Task: "Make The Game Master Shake His Fist in the Air". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Gloat" (x4). The jobs take place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and take 2 hours. Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Demand His Autographed Picture Back". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. I can’t believe I tricked these idiots into believing they live in a simulation. What a bunch of rubes. Milo, what happened to the tree next to the shop? It was there a minute ago… I don’t know. It’s probably just that “Spontaneous Misplacement Phenomenon” people always talk about. Nothing to worry about. Also, don’t call me Milo. I am now…THE GAME MASTER. *groan* Quest reward: 200 and 20 Bart's Moon Mansion

Characters that can do the "Gloat" job include:

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Collect Energy Drinks Homer, Marge, Bart. Lisa, Grampa, Moe, Smithers, Mr. Burns 4h Kwik-E-Mart or Brown House 5, 45 Raid Kwik-E-Mart for Energy Drinks Strawberry, Wall E. Weasel 8, 70